*home*

"Mason remind me again why I agreed to this?" Jasper asked me.

I shushed him, this had to go without a glitch or I would be in HUGE trouble.

I'd tell you what was going on, but Edward might read my mind, not good.

I opened the paint cans with ease and slowly floated my bags out my window. As I made the cans go higher and higher I started to feel a little weaker, there were nine paint cans there, all a different color. Here, I wrote it down before so here you go, here's who gets who.

Edward- Neon Yellow

Bella- Neon pink

Alice- Puke Green

Rosalie- Black

Emmett- A bunch of colors mixed together

Esme- Storm Cloud Gray

Carlisle- Poop brown

Renesmee- not exactly paint...

Jacob- A mixture of the color of died blood and fresh blood

They were soon brushing against the top of the ceiling.

I put the apropriate can on top of the apropriate immortal, and let them go.

It was all a blur. There was a camera in one of the pictures so that I would see it later, and I ran out the door.

I grabbed my bag and kept running until I passed the La Push boarder line.

I put my hands on my knees and sat down. I took out my phone and saw that the family had found the camera, the movie had been sent to me.

I watched.

The paints and Renesmee's concoction all fell at the same time.

A huge scream was let out from everyone in the room, but Renesmee's topped all.

"MOMMY! IT'S SEWAGE! MASON GOT INTO THE SCHOOL TOILET!"

The family was trying to scrub it off, but it was instant dry and the sample I put on Jasper's toe didn't come off for like a month.

Renesmee was screaming her head off at the sewage I had put inside the bucket.

Edward had the sense to look for me.

"MASON!MASON CARLIE CULLEN!" He yelled.

Soon everyone had joined in.

I had Jasper put some navy blue paint on himself, but temporary. I didn't want him to get in trouble.

As Jasper walked in smirking.

"WHITLOCK! WHERE IS SHE!" Edward yelled.

His smirk faded.

He ran.

I turned off the phone.

Oh god