Title: House Arrest Epilogue

Author: Forsaken2003

Pairing: William/Xander
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own none, all belong to Joss Whedon
Comments: Always welcomed!
Summary: William is under house arrest after assaulting his teacher. When he starts people watching he notices something strange about his neighbour.
Warnings/Spoilers: Human Verse. Out of Character.

Note: (An S/X adaptation if the movie 'Disturbia'.) Uses actual dialogue from the movie Please don't sue!

Beta'd by: Whichclothes

Epilogue

"You know, I think you're the first one to ever get one of these things taken off early for good behavior," Jenny told William as she removed the ankle bracelet.

"Good behavior?" William looked at her questioningly. Killing someone didn't seem like something he'd call good behavior.

Jenny stood and looked at him. "That's what I'm calling it. You got a problem with it, call somebody who cares."

William held up his hands and laughed a little. "Good behavior."

"You all set to pay the incarceration fee, Mrs. Rayne?" Jenny turned her attention to Joyce.

Joyce's head swung to look at Jenny. "You're kidding." She said with disbelief.

"No, she's not kidding," William said. Jenny didn't seem like the type of person to joke around.

"Today counts." Jenny informed them with a small smile.

"She's not kidding." Joyce said and looked at William with a look of shock.

William shook his head. "No. Look." He pointed to Jenny's face.

"Follow me," Joyce said. She didn't really mind paying the extra twelve dollars. All she cared about was that her son was safe.

William walked out of his house a free man. He spotted Xander and made his way over to him.

"So much for being spatially challenged." Xander said from across William's barrier and jogged over to him.

"Does it scare you?" William asked as he grabbed a hold of the string and lifted it over his head.

Xander smirked, "Oh, yes. It terrifies me." He ran his hand through William's blonde locks and pulled him in for a kiss. When they pulled away from each other William smiled at him. "So, what happens now?"

William stood there for a minute before smirking.

"Hello?" Mrs. Greenwood answered the phone.

William and Xander watched from across the street.

"Mrs. Greenwood, hi. This is Joe Smith from the satellite company." William made his voice go a little lower so he wouldn't be caught. "Well, we're just calling to check up on our adult programming subscribers."

"What are you talking about?" Mrs. Greenwood asked sounding extremely confused.

William cleared his throat to stop from laughing. "Skin flicks, ma'am. That's what the kids are calling 'em."

"Excuse me? What?" Mrs. Greenwood was now confused and embarrassed.

"Well, we see that you're currently accessing it, ma'am, as we speak. From receiver 3, second floor of your house." William informed her. Xander used the binoculars to watch her reaction before moving back up to the boys.

"But that's not possible," Mrs. Greenwood stated, becoming offended.

"I'm just doing my job," William said, not able to suppress his laugh this time.

Mrs. Greenwood hung up the phone and stormed through the house. William and Xander watched as she pulled open the boys' bedroom door. "What are you watching?

What do you think you're doing?"

"Nice." Xander let out a little laugh and turned to look at William. "You feel better now?"

"Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah," William replied with a laugh of his own. "But that's just the first strike, though."

Xander tilted his head to the side. "Really?"

"Well, yeah, it's an ongoing offensive against neighborhood evil. I'm very dedicated," William said as he pressed his body up against Xander's.

"You're my hero," Xander replied as he kissed William. They fell back onto the couch, their lips slammed together. William straddled Xander's hips.

Suddenly they pulled away from each other when they heard slurping. They both looked at the doorway. Oz stood there with a large black and blue bruise on his eye. A can of Coke with a straw was in his right hand and the DV camera in his left hand. It was aimed right at them.

Xander smirked at Oz while William glared at him before they began kissing again. "Soon to be the most popular video on YouTube," Oz declared and William gave him the two finger salute, his lips never leaving Xander's.

The End.