Baka-sama: -is doing science homework-
hanekaruchan: -is doing math homework-
Baka-sama: OMFG! -snaps pencil in half- THIS IS SUCH A FREAKING PIECE OF-
hanekaruchan: OMFG! -snaps pencil in half- DON'T SWEAR DAMMIT!
Baka-sama and hanekaruchan stare at each other.
Baka-sama: …
hanekaruchan: …
Baka-sama: Whatever. -turns back to conveniently set up lab- -picks up two vials of chemicals- Slowly... slowly...
hanekaruchan: NO YOU IDIOT, WAIT!
!
Baka-sama: -flies off stage- !
hanekaruchan: -stares after Baka-sama for a second before going back to math homework-
Baka-sama: -limps back onto stage- -stares at karu's math problems- That one's wrong. -collapses-
hanekaruchan: -twitch- OH SHUT UP! -drops textbook on Baka-sama's face- -kicks Baka-sama off the stage-
With that a/n, you have learnt Baka-sama's and my weaknesses. You'll probably hate us for this short chapter, but we got to the awesomest cliffhanger ever! So enjoy, and be prepared to sharpen your pitchforks to kill us after you are done reading.
BUT REMEMBER IF YOU KILL US YOU CAN'T READ THIS STORY ANYMORE! HAHA!
Memory: Allen Walker
Chapter 3 - Lana Walker
By Waya-sama; co writer hanekaruchan
"Ah, you humans are so amusing." He said in between laughs, wiping his eyes when he was finally reduced to a low chuckle.
"Who are you?" Lenalee whispered.
"Oh, I'm sorry, how rude." He bowed low before the three Exorcists. "Nice to meet you, little Exorcists. I am the Fourteenth of the Noah Clan, and I am on your side." He smiled almost maniacally. "Looking forward to working with you."
"What did you do to Allen, teme!" Lavi couldn't help but to already hate this 'Fourteenth.'
"This is insulting." 'Allen' flipped his hair girlishly. "I finally come back to the world of the living after so long, and the first thing someone says to me is 'what did you do to Allen,' blah blah blah." He looked Lavi coldly and squarely in the eye. "The person you knew as 'Allen' was never meant to exist."
"You're lying." Lavi mumbled to himself. "He was real; he was here and alive, and people like him deserve to exist more than people like you!"
"For your information, my name is Lana. Lana Walker. The person who last inherited the memories of the Fourteenth, and Mana Walker's little sister."
"Whatever." Lavi averted his eyes.
Lenalee finally exploded, not being able to stand this... this THING possessing her Allen's body. "Get the hell out of Allen's body!" She demanded. "And give him back to us." She added as a soft afterthought.
Lana blinked. "Aren't you horrified by the fact he killed his father – my brother, for a second time?"
Everyone in the room flinched.
"Ha. You're disgusted, aren't you?" Lana taunted, unlike the polite, reserved personality she had shown up to now.
Just then, everyone realized that Allen's – Lana's hair color had changed to a chocolate brown.
Lana noticed everyone's eyes on her and fingered it, holding it in front of her eyes.
"Oh, this?" She twirled it around her finger. "This used the be the real hair color of your dear Allen..." She released the hair from her grip. "And mine." She smiled maniacally. "How could you consider Allen a friend if you didn't even know this?"
For a second time, everyone flinched. Observing them for a moment, Lana's expression shifted. She winced slightly. "Ouch. I guess my existence isn't fully established yet." She massaged her temples. "I shall leave for now." Lana closed her eyes.
Everybody stared at Lana, anticipating that cheerful Allen would be back at any moment.
"Before you get too hopeful..." They recoiled in surprise when Lana's voice was still there, "Do know that dear Allen might be a little difficult to talk to after he comes back." And then she laughed and collapsed.
"Allen. Oi, Allen!" The unconscious now brunette groaned as he turned on his side and tried to ignore the voice that was calling to him. Rubbing his eyes, he stretched and yawned. "Who's that?" His vision getting clearer, he noticed 3 pairs of eyes on him. "Um... I'm sorry, but-"
Allen was interrupted as Lavi glomped him forcefully. "ALLEEEEEEENNNN!" He wailed, trying to act like his normal self.
"Allen-kun," Lenalee asked in concern, "-are you alright?"
Kanda, as you all know the antisocial bastard is, did not say anything.
Allen struggled slightly as he pushed the wailing Lavi off him. "I'm sorry to be rude, but who are you?"
hanekaruchan: Told you. But you didn't believe me, did you? Hahahahaha! My revenge.
Baka-sama: -coughs-
hanekaruchan: WHAT? WHAT?
Baka-sama: -coughs-
hanekaruchan: -picks up science textbooks threatingly-
Baka-sama: -pales- -backs off- Anything but those! ANYTHING BUT THOSE! -runs away-
hanekaruchan: -chuckles evilly- Eh? -notices math textbook by foot- -twitches- Be right back. -walks off- -comes back with a flamethrower- BURN BABY BURN! -burns down entire stage- Oh crap. I didn't do it! -runs away-
Go ahead. Hate us. That was the point, you know. :D We're not expecting any reviews for this, so don't worry. But don't that stop you from reviewing please. Otherwise the next chapter might not be up soon ~ hahaha~ :)
Mata ne! 8D
P.S. Because of your patience with us, you shall receive an extended one the next time. ;] Our treat. See you!