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Eat my Shorts

Time-9:01

Rippen was sitting in his office and chewing on a pen when he decided it was about time to go check on the hoodlums. He walked out of his office, across the hall and into the open library. When he saw the students, they all had their heads down on their desks, and they appeared to be fast asleep.

"Get up!" Rippen screamed into the silence. No one budged. He decided to try a different approach.

"Who has to use the bathroom?" He asked and every student raised their hand without moving.

"Well ha, you can't go!" he exclaimed. "You know what people say; There's no restrooms for the wicked."

Penn slowly raised his head from his desk, "I don't think that's how that saying goes," he said with a smirk.

"Quiet, Carrot Top!" Rippen snapped back at Penn.

"Geez, time of the month?" Sashi mumbled under her breath.

"I heard that Zero!" Rippen yelled. "That's next Saturday!" Penn just put his hands up in mock surrender, "I swear I didn't say anything sir."

"That's another Saturday for lying!" Rippen yelled back. Penn just sighed, and Rippen left the room once again.

"Sorry about that PZ," Sashi said once Rippen was out of the library. Penn just shrugged, "It's ok Sash, it's not your fault Rippen is a major asshat."

Sashi smiled, "I have an idea,"she said. She then preceded to get up from her chair and walk over to the library door, which was wide open. She peeked out and saw Rippen in his office with his back turned away from the door. She then reached into her bra and pulled out a screwdriver, with it, she unscrewed a nail from one of the hinges in the door. When she was done, she shoved her screwdriver back into her bra, and quickly returned to her seat and sat down, trying to look as innocent as possible.

Before they all knew however, Rippen was marching back into the library, a look of disapproval on his face. "Who closed that door!" he screamed. Everyone just looked around and shrugged.

"Was it you?" he yelled and pointed at the mysterious brunette in the back. When she acknowledged that he was talking to her, she just squeaked and put her head down on the desk in front of her.

"I believe a screw fell out sir," Sashi said smugly.

"Who took that screw out? Was it you Penn Zero?" Rippen yelled once again.

"No sir," Penn stated, "Doors, like people, are not perfect."

"Fine then! Wiseman, get up! Help me move this bookcase in front of the door!" Rippen ordered. Boone then rose from his seat and went over to help Rippen pick up one of the smaller bookcases and move it in front of the door.

"Um, you can't do that." Everyone quickly turned to the back of the library and saw the mystery girl perk her head up from the desk she was resting on.

"And why not?" Rippen asked, the bookcase already in his and Boone's arms.

"Because, it's a safety hazard," the girl continued, "If you use that bookcase to hold the door open, it will block the entrance. Which means if there is a fire we would have trouble getting out."

"Ugh, she's right. Boone what were you thinking? Some wise man you are!" Rippen snapped and they put down the bookcase. He then ushered Boone back to his seat.

"Hey, hey, hey! That was your idea! Don't rag on Boone, he's a great wise man!" Penn yelled at Rippen.

"That's another Saturday for talking back Zero! Do you want me to add another? Rippen asked. Penn just mumbled something under his breath.

"What was that Zero? Was that a yes?" Rippen questioned Penn once again.

"I said, eat my shorts!" Penn yelled back at Rippen clearly aggravated.

"Ha, now I have you the following Saturday as well! I can't wait 'til your parents hear about how their "perfect" son has managed to get detention three more times!" Rippen shouted gleefully.

" Actually it was four," the girl in the back spoke up.

"Quiet you!" Rippen yelled. He then laughed maniacally and skipped out of the library, the door shutting behind him. Penn just put his head down on his desk, feeling disappointed in himself. Sashi then looked over and noticed the discomfort of her friend. She got angry and yelled into the library, "Rippen you're a big jerk!"

"I heard that!" Rippen yelled from his office.

"You were supposed to!" Sashi yelled back at him. Penn poked his head up from his desk a little and smiled at Sashi. She smiled back. "Nobody messes with my friends," she thought to herself.

Author's note: Don't worry, our favorite heroes will soon find out who the "mysterious brunette" is...