SY: Whew.... I thought I'd never get to Green Day!
Chapter Name: Nice Guys Finish Last
Rating: T
Warning: Swearing....
Characters: Kakashi, Gai
Pairings: None
Nice Guys Finish Last
Nice guys finish last.
You're running out of gas.
Your sympathy will get you left behind.
Sometimes you're at your best, when you feel the worst.
Do you feel washed up, like piss going down the drain
Kakashi looked over at his opponent. Gai was preparing for their latest competition. The silver-haired jounin merely slid his headband up. "Ready to loose, Gai-san?"
"I'm ready to win youthfully!" Gai beamed.
"Sure…" Both jounin began to fight. Asuma and Kurenai watched calmly from the sidelines.
At some point, Kakashi fell back and did something he never did when fighting Gai…
Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane.
I'm so fucking happy I could cry.
Every joke can have its truth and now the joke's on you.
I never knew you were such a funny guy.
He pulled out Icha-Icha Paradise.
"You're funny, Kakashi-san!" Gai yelled as he made to kick at his opponent's head.
"It's not a joke." Kakashi ducked under Gai's leg and swung his own leg up.
Gai fell flat on his face.
Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast.
Don't pat yourself on the back you might break your spine.
"Guess this means the score is now Fifty-fifty one in my favor, yes?" Kakashi chuckled placing his book back in his pocket.
Living on command.
You're shaking lots of hands.
You're kissing up and bleeding all your trust, taking what you need.
Bite the hand that feeds.
You lose your memory and you got no shame.