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CHAPTER 2: RUN!

Deidara helped me up, he of course was blushing. Or it might have been from that hit he got from Rexy, when I abandoned him. We walked to the air port trying to find someone that Itachi might have sent.

"Looks like were staying at a hotel for the night." Deidara obviously happy about it. It was so late at night, probably around midnight. Rexy was still tired, and I didn't get any sleep because someone kept on staring at me for the rest of the flight. I honestly wanted to slap him, but then he would be hurt. I hated it when people looks so sad. It bugged me to no end until I would go and apologize to them.

"Yeah, I guess." I said and looked over at Rexy, whom of course was leaning against me. Also causing me to move closer to Deidara, he would just blush and look away. "Sleeping Ugly?" I whispered.

"No. Don't!" Deidara said scared that I might leave him, and he would get hit. Again.

"I'm not going to leave you. Relax." I said to him with a smile. He only nodded and held my arm to make sure that I don't actually leave him stranded. With a dragon to boot. "Hey, Hidan." I said trying not to bug her this time. "Hidan.." I said more loudly.

"Hidan?" Deidara asked me.

"Her nickname." I answered. "Ok, that isn't working. I'm pushing her." I said hoping that she heard that so I don't actually have to deal with a fire breathing dragon.

"I'm up!" she quickly got up, she looked at us. Deidara was still hanging on to my arm, and pulling me closer to him.

"You scare him half to death, he's using me as a shield." I told her. She had a look saying 'Yeah, Right' then rolled her eyes. "It's true Hidan." I said. Deidara tightened his grip, still unsure if I will leave him.

"Sure." she smirked and started walking over to a bench. "So, what are we doing?" she asked. I only shrugged. "Your the brains of this whole thing. Think of something!" she called out.

"Alright!" I yelled back at her, she had a shocked look on her face that I would actually snap at her like that. I thought for a moment ignoring the look for the time being.

"Excuse me?" a new voice said and tapped my shoulder. 'Everyone is after me! Why?' I thought and turned around to see someone in a black suit.

"Yes?" I asked.

"I'm Hidan, Uchiha Itachi sent me here for you." Rexy freaked out. "Yes, I found the right one." he said more to himself then to us.

"I wonder if were going to meet the whole Akatsuki gang." I said to Rexy, yet still loud enough for them to hear.

"We probably are, since they seem to circle around you. Itachi." she said.

"You think, Hidan?" I said to her.

"Excuse me?" he asked hearing his name.

"Nickname." Me, Rexy, and Deidara said at the same time. Hidan was shocked for a moment then smiled.

"Yes, of course. Follow me." he said and we followed.

"Itachi, I'm starting to miss Naruto, Deidara, Sasori, and Sakura." Rexy said to him.

"It will be fine, Hidan. Were still together." I smiled.

"Aw, you still love me. We should do it tonight." Rexy said.

"We have other things to worry about." I snapped, and looked up to see Deidara, and Hidan looking at us.

"What's wrong with Yuri?" Rexy said pulling my arm.

"Don't you mean Yaoi?" I smirked.

"Itachi, you perv!" she smacked me, and let me go.

"Oh relax! Geez sleeping Ugly." I said and ducked to doge another hit in a face. "Don't make me flip you." I warned. She stopped. "Finally." I said, but a little to soon. I got punched in the face.

"That's for calling me Ugly." she huffed.

"Your kinda sexy when your mad, Hidan." I smiled forgetting that Deidara, and Hidan were standing right there.

"Itachi!" she called out blushing. "Hidan is standing right there." I looked where she was pointing only to find Hidan smirking, and Deidara slightly blushing and smiling.

"Yes, were together. What's it to you?" I said pulling Rexy closer to me. Hidan only laughed. I looked and seen why, Rexy was a tomato next to me. "Aw. How cute." I smiled making her turn a deep shade of red.

"And you do that publicly?" Deidara asked.

"Yes," I smiled.

"She's only bugging me. It's not like that." Rexy said pushing me away.

"But! Hidan!" I said pretending to be sadden by how she reacted.

"Oh shut it Ariel!" she said and crossed her arms. I looked down defeated.

"Annoying, bitch." I said in Japanese. Hidan was shocked of that word, and the fact that I said it in Japanese.

"What was that!" she screamed.

"Ah! Dragon attack!" I hid behind Deidara. She was steaming mad.

"What makes you think I'll stop her?" Deidara said trying to hide behind me.

"If she get's you then she might not get me." I said to him.

"You shouldn't have angered her in the first place!" Deidara said hiding behind Hidan.

"What a way to abandon a demsil in distress." I said to him. Rexy came at me at full force knocking me down. She gave me a few good punches before she finally calmed down. Of course she just had to be straddling me.

"Serves you right." she said with a mad tone looking at me rubbing my face.

"Yeah, you might want to get off me. Before were classified as gay." I said to her. She blushed and got off me.

"Your not?" Hidan asked.

"No, I just do that to bug them." I said to him getting up.

"Them?" he asked.

"Naruto, Sasori, Deidara, and Kisame. It's like a love triangle she has going on. It just bugs the hell out of me when she does it to me. The other's didn't mind it much." Rexy said.

"Aw. Hidan you know I still love you." I smiled.

"shut it Itachi." she glared at me. I smiled devilishly.

"You know you want me. Face it." I smiled.

"How about I make you a new mouth?" she said.

"You'll be my sparing partner for the rest of the year." I said to her. She quickly retreated to stand behind Hidan.

"Yikes." Deidara said.

"She get's mad easily, when that happens someone has to fight her, until she feels better." Rexy filled them both in. "Sometimes it can last three hours, to eight." They both looked at her then at me.

"I like to tease them, try to tire them out." I said. "But they got smart and started doing the same." I smiled. They nodded. "I miss my old sparing partner. He gives a challenge." I said to myself as we started walking again.

"Aw. You miss Kisame. Poor you." Rexy said to me.

"Shut it." I said obviously feeling the after effects from the punches.

"I didn't mean to hit you that hard." Rexy said getting me to lean on her for support. It felt like I had a truck running over my head and my brain was bouncing up and down trying to get out of my head. I started to feel dizzy after all that. "Sorry." she said to me.

"Don't worry about it, you gave me worse." I said to her. Last time she actually knocked me out, didn't regain consciousness until it was night time.

"Really?" she asked confused for a moment.

"Yeah, you knocked me out last time." I said, Deidara, and Hidan looked at me. "It's not the first time I made her mad." I shrugged. I felt arms coming around me and picking me.

"You are so slow." the one holding me said. Deidara looked mad for some strange reason. My mind wasn't fully functioning until I looked at the face.

"Sorry Itachi." Hidan said. I looked at him and was about to say 'For what?' until the one holding me said.

"You should be, keeping me waiting." we were off. All I could think of was 'What the fuck just happened?'.

"Holy fuck." I said in Japanese. Deidara, and Hidan looked at me.

"Is that all you know in Japanese?" Hidan asked.

"Up your's." I said to him still using Japanese, I also flipped him the bird.

"I like this one." he smiled. "A bitch sometimes, but I still like her."

"I'll kill you for that remark." me and Deidara said at the same time. I looked at him shocked. 'What's going on?' I thought. 'There's something more then what meets the eyes. What are they planing?' finally catching on to what's around me. Being knocked around so much can slow the brain process, but it didn't stop me from knocking them back. I wrapped my arms around the one carrying me and rested my head on his shoulder. Still felt like my head was pounding to get out. I only hope that it doesn't leave through the ears.

"Cheater." I heard Deidara say.

"Relax, you'll get your chance." that sounded like Rexy.

"Sounds like you like her too. Well to bad, she's mine." OMG! that was Hidan.

"None of you are touching her." I heard the soft smooth voice of the one carrying me. "She belongs to me." he finished. 'OMG!' I thought thinking of nothing else but that. I only heard Rexy laughing. She must know my position at that moment. She knows how my mind works, and she knows that I don't sleep much when I'm being carried. The one carrying me turned around and I opened my eyes to glare at them.

"She was awake the whole time?" Deidara said stepping back, Hidan also had a shocked look on his face. I didn't bother looking up, I know his reaction. Rexy only smiled, I seen through her eyes that the one carrying me was shocked as well but replaced it with a smile.

"I don't belong to anyone." I partly growled at them.

"Head still hurts?" Rexy asked me.

"Like hell. No worse. I've been through hell already." I said to her.

"You make hell seem like a playground." Rexy told me.

"Damn straight." I smiled.

"You sound like Zabuza." the one carrying said.

"The devil? I guess, but I don't carry a large sword." I told him. Again I seen that the one carrying me was shocked, when I looked over at Rexy. It was like she mimics their facial features, that was how I could tell. Not mind reading, nope just a normal kid with a shit load of problems right after the other shit load. Right now I seemed to be stuck right in the fucking middle. Again. How delightful.

"She can take a whole lot more damage," Rexy said. 'Nope, I'm more fragile then you think. I'm just ready to be broken into a thousand pieces.' I though. "Once she went up against five guys, and six girls and threw them all down. By herself. By that time she never even met me and the others." Rexy said. 'I was so scared at the time, I thought I was going to die.' I thought and listened on.

"All on her own?" the one carrying me asked.

"Yeah," Rexy said and smiled.

"What were her reasons?" Deidara asked.

"I had no reason, I was merely defending myself." I said. "Some girl seen me with her man, and went a got her friends, and her brother's. I told them that the guy came up to me and started asking questions. They didn't listen." I said. "Two faced bitches." I said in Japanese.

"Why the hell do you always talk in Japanese? I don't understand shit all of what you say most of the time." Rexy said.

"Right, and you understand this right?" I said in Japanese.

"What?" she asked. I then flipped her the bird and smirked. She looks mad.

"Run!" I said in Japanese to the one carrying me.

"I understood that!" she said and the man started running with me in his arms.

"Faster she's gaining!" he ran faster. "Faster!" I screamed. "Well what do you know. We made it to the door." I said as I looked back. "Hurry up slow pokes!" I called to them. He turned around only to see that Rexy wasn't chasing us after all. He blushed and looked down slightly. I heard Rexy start to laugh, along with Deidara, and Hidan.

"She got you good, Itachi-san." Hidan said laughing still as they stood beside us.

"Now who do I belong to?" I asked them. They looked confused.

"No one, you all belong to her." Rexy filled them in. They all groaned. Me and Rexy just bust out laughing.

"You can put me down now." I said to Itachi, who was still holding me. He only held on tighter. He turned around and walked out of the door.

"You will belong to me." He whispered in my ear and nibbled it a little before he put me in the car. Rexy slid into the other side of me, while Itachi, Deidara, and Hidan went in the front.

"That was so funny, I can't believe you did that to him." Rexy said talking to me, while I rested my head on her lap.

"You hit me hard, my head still hurts." I complained. "In my bag, their should be some aspirins." I told her.

"Alright." she said and dug around my bag for the said item. She took out two and handed them to me. I slipped one in my mouth and saved the other for later. "Your weird." she said.

"I only need one, cause it works for me like that." I told her. "I would take two if I really needed it." I said. I've always hated taking pain killers, everyone knew that.

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We all got out and looked around. Itachi was explaining to us where our apartments were. Deidara, and Hidan were like living next door to us, and Itachi was in the one above us. I told Rexy that when I save enough money we would get a house. Not a big one, just one for us two, and have an extra guest room or two.

"Holy shit! It's fucking huge!" I called out in Japanese as soon as Itachi opened the door. "I thought it would be a small one," I said to Itachi.

"Forget the house, let's stay at this pad!" Rexy said beside me.

"House?" Itachi asked questioningly.

"Nothing to worry about." I waved it off and started to look around, Rexy was everywhere. I kept my control. 'I can work on my kung-fu here. Play the music loud in my room, all I have to do is sound prof it.' I thought and took a look out the window, it had a lot of Rexy's face imprints on it. So I didn't see much out there. I walked over to one of the rooms Rexy already claimed a small one just for herself, I walked to another. My stuff was already in there. Clothes flung, no flinging everywhere. "I guess this is my room" I said to the one flinging my clothes everwhere.

"Yeah! This room is just perfect for you! It's big, comfy, lots of light. Everything!" Rexy said still flinging my things everywhere. Deidara was behind me, same with Itachi. One of my underwear just had to land on Itachi's head. And one of my bra's just had to hit Deidara in the face.

"Any more?" I asked her hoping that nothing else of mine can come out and hit Hidan.

"I think that's it." Rexy said everything in it's place. A complete tornado just hit a second ago, and the clean up was right behind.

"Yeah, you missed two." I said pointing at Itachi, and Deidara.

"They won't fit in your room." Rexy said a little confused before noticing to what I was actually pointing at. "Opps!" she ran over and grabbed my underwear and pushed Itachi, and Deidara away while pulling me in and closing the door. I decided to bug her.

"Why are you taking off my shirt?" I called out. Locking the door behind me. Rexy only smiled and knew what I was doing.

"Your so god damn sexy! Itachi!" Rexy said using my nickname. I can only imagin what the boys out there are thinking. Rexy slammed herself agianst the door groaning.

"Aw! Hidan!" I called out. I couldn't help but try and hold my laughs. We both messed up each other's hair and swap clothing making sure that it wasn't on right. That went on for about half an hour before we came out. Itachi, Deidara, and Hidan were on the couch and only looked at us a slight blush on each of their faces. Deidara more red then Hidan, but a lot less then Itachi. Me and Rexy both looked at each other and laughed. They looked confused.

"You pervs. Like we would do anything like that!" Rexy said still laughing. They blushed even more. "Nice joke, Itachi." she said high fiving me.

"Couldn't have done it without you, Hidan." I smiled back.

"Yeah, if you did.." I cut her off.

"Say it and die. They don't need to hear anymore smex stuff." I told her.

"Yeah, they've been though enough already." Rexy said.

"Were going to have some trouble with her." all three boys said to each other. I only smiled at them.

"When can I have my clothes back?" Rexy asked me.

"What? I'm not stripping in front of them!" I said to her. She just rolled her eyes and walked into her room. "What? Round two already?" I smiled as she locked the door to her room. The boys stayed quiet the entire time. If it weren't from their hushed talks I would have thought they left. I put on my own clothes, and fixed my hair.

"You should leave it down. It looks more hot that way." Rexy said to him.

"You think? I donno the guys might be all over me if I did that. I don't feel like dealing with that at the moment." I said looking at my self in front of the body mirror she had in her room.

"You almost look like Deidara when you put your hair like that. Without the ponytail on top of your head." Rexy said.

"You think?" I asked and did just that putting my bangs in front of my left eye.

"Looks exactly like him." she told me.

"Yeah, but he's blonde. Plus he has blue eyes. Not brown." I told her.

"You have been in here long enough now out!" she unlocked the door and kicked me out.

"You meanie!" I call to her though the door. The boys mouths only dropped. I had on my tight clothes and my waist long brown hair was loose around my shoulder and my bangs in front of my eye. I swear if they were dogs, they would be panting...I flipped them the bird as I walked to my room.

"That was so hot!" I heard Hidan say.

"Almost exciting." Itachi said. 'OMG! They are dogs.' I thought and looked at my own mirror. It praticlly took up my whole wall. Not to mention a mirror exactly the same as the one in front of me, behind me so I could look at my back. It was slightly slanted and I started to wonder why. I put it off until I would have no company and walked out. Rexy walked out of her room at exactly the same time. I had a skirt on this time, and Rexy was also wearing a skirt. We both screamed and went back into our rooms to change. We walked out again, she had on a different skirt, with a different top, while I had on my tight jeans, and tight shirt that showed my belly button. Our rooms were right across from each other and we both smiled satisfied with what we had on.

"OMG! It was like looking into a mirror. I thought it was me for a moment." Rexy said. "If it weren't for your hair, I would have thought you put one over my door." she told me. I kept my hair down, my bangs still over my left eye. She had her shoulder brown hair down as well but her bangs were behind her ear. She had a darker shade of brown eyes, mine were light, like milk chocolate. Maybe even lighter then that. I hardly look at my eyes that much. All I know is that they are brown. The guys were just eying us as we talked. I could feel their wandering eyes on my body, I'm sure Rexy could to. 'They are taking off my clothes!' she finally mouthed to me.

"Really?" I said still continuing out other conversation. 'They are feeling me up!' I mouthed to her.

'They are against me!' she mouthed as she nodded.

'They are rubbing me!' and I laughed.

'They want to jump me!' she mouthed.

'Men and their brain sized dicks!' I mouthed and she nodded. We both looked at them, they turned away blushing. We heard them start talking, Rexy didn't know what they were saying. I heard every word. I mouthed it out to her. 'Hidan says that were hot, Itachi is saying that we look so sexy, Deidara says that he wants me.' That was all I needed to say before she waved her hand to stop me from continuing. I walked over, with Rexy by my side and we both sat in the chairs in front of them. Even our little walk started up another conversation with the three. I was strutting my stuff, while Rexy looked like a big flirt.

We looked at each other and mouthed 'They want what they can't have.' and looked at them and smiled. They were having so much trouble talking to us, honestly other guys would have jumped the gun on this. But them? No, they were to nervous like that haven't seen a woman in years, or all their lives. When ever I blinked it looked like I was winking at them, only because my left eye was covered by my hair. I'm not sure what Rexy was doing, but from the looks on their faces it was sexy to them.

"Is that all?" I asked Itachi. He only nodded, poor guy looked paralyzed to the chair. Deidara was only blushing and looking away from us. Hidan was smiling every time I blinked. I would occasiounly wink at them, just to see what they would do. Act like before I would blink. I finally decided to remove my hair from my left eye so they could see that I'm not always winking at them. Rexy only looked at. I looked back at her. 'Flirting done already?' she asked. I only nodded.

She was starting to give a little pout but I gave her a warning glance and looked back at the boys.

"Your. Your practically the leader of. Of.." Itachi trailed off. I rolled my eyes 'OMG! This is so easy.' I thought I knew Rexy was thinking the same thing.

"Over at TRU? Yeah, I ran the place. Introduced cos playing there, leader of the Akatsuki. I bug the hell out of everyone, and embarrass them when ever I can." I smiled. 'Seems like they understand me a bit more. Not well enough though, your going to have to do better then that boys.' I thought, an evil grin swept across my face. They seemed to look a bit scared of what I might do, or what I'm about to do.

"Well, g-good d-day." Itachi said and got up stiffly walking out. The other two did the same.

"Bye-Bye!" I called out to them, they must have thought of something because they started running. "Are we good? Or are we good?" I smiled at Rexy.

"Oh better then good, the look Deidara kept giving you called out 'Rape'." she said.

"Hidan, was just eying you." I said to her.

"But Itachi," we both said. "Looks like he wanted you." we both finished, and laughed.

"Think we can do that again?" I asked her.

"With you on the team, that would be no problem. We need more people though." Rexy said. I only nodded. 'They must have something up their sleeves. This is more then a job offer.' I thought and Rexy looked at me. "Something's more? Right?." she asked. I nodded. "Start planning?" she asked. I held up my hand to tell her to wait.

"From what I can gather, yes, it is something more. They must want something, something that we have, or about to have. Or something that we know, or about to know. Either one, it will end the same. It's more then a job offer. They are seeking me out." I told her. She only nodded in understanding.

"Their is a reason why we all call you, the brains of the operation. Or BOO." Rexy smiled. I smiled back and turned on the small stereo.

"Sexy dance?" I asked she only smiled and joined with me in break dancing.

"Some sexy dance." she smirked. I only mouthed 'They were listening.' she looked a bit shocked, but at all surprised. She knew that I can hear what people are saying, or read lips. It was like I was brought up by ninja's or something. I wish, I listen because how the hell am I suppose to hear with my mouth? I lip read because people say things about me, and I want to know.

If I knew, I would have a real reason to beat people up for it. Also I have friends on the inside. If someone from one group says something about me, I would get a text, or my friend would come to me and say it. I would only nod to them, and wait for them to strike first. I would always have a plan to humiliate them. One way or the other. "You do it like this!" she said still dancing the same.

"Man is that ever sexy." I said to her with a smirk. I loved messing with heads, guys are way too easy. Girls can be violent, but I can actually kill them in their own game.

*Itachi*

"She's good." I breathed as soon as I was out of their. I couldn't take another second, it was almost suffocating me. I seen that Deidara was shaking, Hidan was sitting on the ground his hand to his heart. 'She's a challenge.' I thought and heard Deidara say something.

"Her friend is right up their with her." Hidan said. "Evil." I heard him mutter. What he said was right, Ariel was evil. Rexy as well. 'Aw man the things she could do to ruin us, no not ruin. Excite, is more of the word. I have dealt with that before, but nothing like her. Unpredictable.

She actually made me run. Run! I would hate to see her on her worst day, from the way she took those punches. It was like she was used to it, or like she was analyzing them. Maybe it was something else, something more. 'No! Don't think that, she doesn't know about my plans. Does she?' he thought and started to listen to what the girls were saying.

"From what I can gather." he heard her start. 'What?' he thought anxious to know. "It's something more. They must want something, something that we have, or about to have." Ariel said. 'No that's not it.' I thought. "Or" I stopped just when I was about to leave. "Something that we know, or about to know. Either one, it will end the same. It's more then a job offer. They are seeking me out." I stood their shocked. I didn't know what to do. I heard the other one speak now.

"Their is a reason why we call you," the girl said. 'What! What is it?!' I just wanted to bust through the door and demand what she was saying. "The brains of the operation. Or BOO." I was shocked. 'How much more did she gather? We only meet for a few hours.' I looked down at Hidan, and Deidara. 'They are part of my plan, they know my plan. I can trust them. We need more people though, to try and throw her off.' I thought they seemed to understand.

We started to hear music. 'What?' I thought and heard Ariel say something that made me want to run. I couldn't bear another one of those. Deidara was the first to leave for his room, Hidan only sat and smiled until he got up to leave. I was leaning against the door, unable to move. I finally caught myself from opening the door and headed for my own part of the building.

*Normal*

"They are gone." I said to Rexy and turned off the music. "I'll get started on supper." I went to the kitchen, I still couldn't believe how big this thing was, it was like my dream kitchen. I love cooking, and everything I ever needed was right there. 'Let's see, Itachi said that he stocked up on food for this place. Ah! here it is, the storage room.' I thought and opened the door, only finding a large room full of food. I screamed, and Rexy came in wondering what had happened. "Pinch me! I must be dreaming!" I squealed.

"Only you would get over excited with cooking supplies." she shook her head.

"I can't help it! Think of all the things I could create in this single..LARGE kitchen!" I said almost breathless.

"Restaurant food here we come." Rexy said as she walked out leaving me to my dream life in the kitchen. "Just don't make to much." she called over her shoulder. She knew that I would make so much food, because of my large family. I would also do some cooking for some of the family gatherings.

"If I do, we can invite the guys over." I called to her, my eyes sparkling looking at all the food, trying to make up my mind of what to cook. I started right after I decided that I'll make something simple like homemade lasagna. I made sure to put it in a small pan.

I also made some garlic bread, and added a side of salad. I knew that Rexy wouldn't eat much of the lasagna, so I would made something green for her to eat. She would practically eat the whole bowl if I gave her a chance. She loved her greens, I do too, but I don't go nuts over it like she does. I call her Fatty because she would always try and go on a diet. I would always get her to eat something almost everyday, something healthy. Also something that she enjoyed eating.

"Just make something good." she called and turned on the music again making sure it was on low. I smiled, she knew that I always made good food. People have tried everything to get her to eat something. Until I came along, I made her something good so she would eat it. It was a salad, she ate it right away. Saying that it was so good, and if I could make more. So I reasoned with her. I'll make some for every dinner, and make it as a snack for lunch. As long as she eats something. She agreed right away.

I was wondering why people were so shocked at how she was eating, and how casual she held up a conversation without mentioning she was fat after every sentence. I only smiled and listened to what she had to say. I got in a few words, before she started talking about a different topic. I was used to it in a second, other's were lost in her words wondering what happened to this or that. While I just listened to her, thinking of other possibilities for her last remark.

Until I got in a few words saying what happened after a previous sentence she left unfinished. She would answer and move on the one she was talking about earlier. She would always thank me for listening to her. I would only smile and nod. When she finally ran out of things to say, which made me surprised because she always had something to say, I told her about my life.

"On it!" I called out to her. I walked out of the kitchen she wasn't surprised that I was out early I always finished early just so I can talk to her. Or that she can talk to me, or just want to hang or something.

"Your dream kitchen to much for you to handle?" she asked me.

"Yeah, it was to dazzling that I had to get out before I got lost in there." I smiled.

Me and Itachi would discuss schooling today, Rexy had plans to stay home and work on the house a bit. So me and him were alone. Deidara were working so I was completely alone with him. My mind started working evilly on how I can get him to crack, or weaken his barrier.

I wasn't wearing anything special like yesterday, jeans, a shirt, and a jacket. I wasn't planning on making him a nervous wreck. Just make him sweat a little. I knew Rexy was rooting me on. She knew I had an evil mind, to make people think of something perverted. 'I'll make Uchiha break easily. Just like I'll make Deidara fall, same with Hidan. All this is too easy.' I thought thinking of more evil plans for to come.

"You will go here. Kohona University. Rexy will also attend here too." Itachi said completely calm then last night. 'Kohona U...Where the hell am I?' I thought as I looked at the school. 'Am I in the anime Naruto? Or what?' I thought thinking of last night to when I got the call. 'The world of Naruto. Then where is Naruto?' I thought and looked around the area for a certain blonde kid.

"Naruto isn't here, he went with his god father." Itachi said.

"Oh cool." I simply said calm. I knew I threw him off again, he looked confused. 'He can't keep up, he's losing. Badly.' I thought a evil smirk came across my face. That scared him a little, he must be aware of my plan by now. I'm still not sure about his, I need more information on him to figure it all out.

"Please, tell me what your thinking!" he took my shoulders pleading that I tell him what I was thinking. What evil plot I have up my sleeve. It only made me smile more. 'He's crumbling.' I thought. He suddenly knew what he was doing and pulled away quickly. "Sorry." he said and walked away.

"See you later!" I called after him and walked back to the apartment. 'He's falling hard.' I thought a smile appeared on my lips. 'Seems like he can't take much pressure. Unlike the other two, I must be really taking him on. Yet, he still hasn't cracked yet. He's holding back.' I thought as I looked up at the clouds. I suddenly felt arms wrap around my waist.

"Your looking good. Yeah." the very familiar voice said close to my ear. 'He recovered fast.' I thought and turned slightly to look at him. He pulled away quickly. 'Hahaha, well not fully. Still nervous.' I thought.

"Of course, Deidara." I smiled. "I thought you went to work?" I said.

"I'm done. Yeah." He said and started walking with me to the apartments. He was going on and on about art, I didn't mind much because I like art too.

"You should show some, sometime." I said to him after he told me that he finished one of his master pieces. He blushed a little.

"S-sure. Un." he half said and half whispered.

"Thanks for walking me back." I smiled as I put my arms around his neck and kissed him on the cheek. I walked into my apartment seeing a smug look on Rexy's face.

"I seen you and Deidara walking together. What happened?" she asked.

"Just walking and talking, he likes a lot of art. Just at the door..." I was cut off.

"You kissed him on the cheek. Yeah I know that one. It's your way of flirting with men," she said rolling her eyes and smiling. "Yet, you never seem interested in them." were talking quietly while the music played. I only shrugged at the comment. "What did Itachi say?" she asked.

"Were going to Kohona University." I partly rolled my eyes. "It feels like we stepped into the world of Naruto." I added.

"I know, it's all so strange. You think we will meet Gaara, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, and all the others?" she asked me.

"I know there's a Naruto. Itachi said that." I told her.

END

CHAPTER 2: RUN!

MUHAHAHA!!!!!!EVIL!