IDONOTOWNANYTHING! ONLYTHEMADEUPS. THERE
CHAPTER 3: Roomy
"Do you think there is more then what we don't know?" I asked her.
"Why ask me? Your BOO." she told me, I couldn't tell her that my brain was starting to get hazy. She would worry. I hate it when people worry about also. I also knew I couldn't do this alone. That is why I had so many people on my side. That was how I knew about what plans were going on in the school, I also knew much about all the teachers. I just couldn't figure this place out. One wrong turn after the other. It was driving me crazy, it was like being on a roller coaster. Not a fun one at that. "What's wrong?" she asked.
"Nothing. I'm just gonna lie down for a bit." I said and walked into my room, it was also raining hard that day. My pants were wet, my shirt was soaked, even though I had a jacket on. I opened up my drawer where I kept my pants. 'Where did they go?' I thought seeing the empty box. "What the fuck?" I said to myself and walked out with my soaked shirt and panties. "Where did you put my pants?" I asked Rexy.
"They should be on the bottom drawer." she told me.
"I looked their, it's empty." I said.
"That can't be." she said and walked over to check it out herself. "Shit they're gone." she said.
"All well, I must have put them some place else." I said and grabbed my electric guitar.
"Yes! I was wondering when you were going to pull that out!" she said and went to set up her drums. I hooked up my amp in the living room, she was right there beside me with her set. "Hold on!" she called before I started struming.
"What?" I asked.
"I left my sticks in your truck." she told me and ran outside.
"It's still raining..." I called after her. I shrugged and started to tune up my guitar and adjusting the amp. She came back with soaked pants, and shirt. Her hair was all frizzed out. "Find them?" I asked trying not to laugh at the sight of her.
"Yeah." she said angrily. She took off her pants and threw them to the side and went to adjust her drums. I waited for her to start the count, I turned around to face the window.
"Oh hold on." I said she sighed. "The mics" I told her. I went to my room to grab the stands, and the mics. I hooked them up to the needed equipment and she started to the count. We started to play 'Heartbreaker by Pat Benatar'. Just then the guys had to walk in. I turned around when we started to sing, I had my eyes closed the whole time so I didn't know. Rexy just concentrated on her drums.
*Ariel* Your love is like a tidal wave, spinning over my head
*Rexy* Drownin me in your promises, better left unsaid
*Both* Youre the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy. The invincible winner, and you know that you were born to be.
*Rexy* You're a heartbreaker
*Ariel* Dream maker,
*Both* love taker. Dont you mess around with me!
*Ariel* You're a heartbreaker
*Rexy* Dream maker,
*Both* love taker Dont you mess around - no no no!
*Ariel* Your love has set my soul on fire, burnin out of control
*Rexy* You taught me the ways of desire, now its takin its toll
*Both* Youre the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy. The invincible winner, and you know that you were born to be
*Ariel* You're a heartbreaker
*Rexy* Dream maker,
*Both* love taker Dont you mess around with me!
*Ariel* You're a heartbreaker
*Rexy* Dream maker,
*Both* love taker Dont you mess around - no no no!
*Both* Youre the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy. The invincible winner, and you know that you were born to be
*Ariel* You're a heartbreaker
*Rexy* Dream maker,
*Ariel* love taker Dont you mess around with me!
*Rexy* You're a heartbreaker
*Ariel* Dream maker,
*Both* love taker Dont you mess around with me!
*Rexy* You're a heartbreaker
*Ariel* Dream maker,
*Both* love taker Dont you mess around with me!
*Ariel* You're a heartbreaker
*Rexy* Dream maker,
*Both* love taker, Heartbreaker!
We finished the song, and I opened my eyes and seen that the guys were here. Jaws hanging, and I swore they were drooling. I looked over at Rexy she was speachless. I looked back and said "Don't you know it's rude to enter someone's home without permission."
"I would say the same about you wearing underwear around your house." Itachi said, a half smirk on his lips.
"Which looks very sexy on both of you." Hidan smiled, Rexy was standing beside me looking at them. I knew what she was thinking 'What are we going to do?' is what she was thinking. She didn't know that my plan was already in action.
"Thank you, Hidan" I smiled.
"Why?" Itachi asked. 'Yes, he asked!' I thought.
"Rexy won't let me borrow her pants, because mine are lost." I said.
"What makes you think I have any, if you don't?" she asked. 'Right on time.' I thought.
"You just threw yours on the floor." I said and pointed to the still wet jeans in the corner of the room.
"So. You can't take mine." she told me.
"Were are the same size! What's the big deal?" I told her. She growled and walked to her room. I looked over at the drum sticks and smiled. Taking them both I threw one at her. It slid down her back into her panties.
"What the hell!" she called as she turned around. I threw the other in front of her. "Fuck you!" she said, while I was laughing. She threw both of the sticks at me and I caught them. I threw one at her again she was still facing me, while the stick slid down her back again. "Bitch!" she yelled. "Your not going to get it back!" she told me. I looked at the remaining stick and smiled.
"I'll take that chance." I said and threw it at her, it went down her shirt. 'Oh shit, the guys are still here!' I thought and looked over at them. They looked scared, reason why? I don't know. She only flips out on me, and no one else. I'm the one that doesn't flip out on her and goes for everyone else. She's only a dragon to me, while I'm a devil to the others. Weird right? Not really. Well not to us.
I looked back where Rexy was, she had an evil smile on. My eyes sparkled knowing what she was thinking, I mimic her smile. We were such devils when put together. Raging warriors alone. We could take down a whole city by ourselves if we wanted to. 'She went into her room to fetch a pale of water.' I thought. I walked into her room thinking. 'I came tumbling down.' she followed me. 'And she came after.' I thought smirking. I heard the boys talking about us, I smiled. Giving a look to Rexy. She shook her head and tried to find her own pants. Just like mine they were gone.
"Mother fucker." I said in Japanese. The guys came in. "Her's are gone too." I told them. 'I wonder.' I thought looking at the drawer intently.
"I know that look." Rexy said and started to take the drawers out. Sure enough there was a hole there, and the bottom of the drawer was opening like a trap door or something.
"Fuck." I said in english this time. 'Sick perverts has our clothes. I know they are men down there. Two middle aged men. Gross.'
"Excuse me!" a males voice came from the hole.
"Um..Yes?" Rexy asked she looked into the hole.
"Are these yours?" he asked.
"Yes." she said.
"Rexy." I whispered. She pulled her head out of the dresser while the guys moved it. I looked over. 'EW!' I thought and seen a wrinkly old man with aging hair. For a moment I thought it was Jiraya. But he was exploring the lands with Naruto. From what Itachi told me.
"Oh, you must be the owner of the other set of clothes." he said to me. I nodded. The guys looked over my shoulder, the old man looked scared for a moment but hid it with a smile. 'Sicko!' I thought.
"Were coming down to get them." Rexy told him.
"What are you planing on doing? Going down in your underwear?" Itachi hissed. The old man heard. I was watching him from the corner of my eye. 'Pervert!!!!' I thought. I moved away and gathered them far from the hole.
"Itachi you stay here. Deidara, and Hidan will come with us to get our stuff." I told them and walked out of the room. Itachi looked confused for a moment and walked over to a wall and sat down. I grabbed my still wet jeans and slipped them on, Rexy did the same and we all walked out to go to the old mans apartment.
I ran some plans they might have in my own head. If I was correct. The man in that room will poke his head through the hole and steal our things. While the other guy that was there will get our things, while looking through our pockets. I won't give them the chance. With Itachi guarding the room, while looking to the other room to make sure that they won't pop out there. If he was as smart as they all say he would look out the bed room door and scan the area.
"What are you thinking?" Rexy asked me.
"Perverts." I simply said as we reached their door and knocked. Deidara put his arms around me as soon as I said that, Hidan did the same for Rexy.
"I would have never thought of that." Deidara whispered in my ear. I only rolled my eyes. 'Blonde.' I thought. The door opened a few moments later showing the other old man. 'EW!!!!!!!!!' I thought and Deidara tightened his grip on me.
"Oh you must be the two owners of the clothes." the man said. 'Grrooss!' I thought and nodded. He lead the way to were my clothes were and to where Rexy's clothes were. I was sure glad that we brought Deidara, and Hidan. Rexy must be thinking the same thing. 'Lot of boxes here.' I thought as I quickly looked around. I got Deidara to grab the rest of my clothes and a board that was close by. 'It must be from my room.' I thought and seen another board and I grabbed that one. 'Rexy's room' I thought and we both headed out. Rexy and Hidan were right after. We thanked them and left.
"What happened while we were away?" I asked Itachi as we entered our rooms.
"The old man poked his head through the hole." he answered.
"I knew it." I said and went to my room leaving one of the boards in Rexy's room. I went into my closet and took out my large tool box, I got a nail gun, and wood glue. I put the glue aside and took a measuring tape and measured the dresser in my room. I nodded at the measurements and went to glue the board in place in Rexy's room. "I have to go down to the hardwear store, I need supplies." I told them and went to change my clothes and left.
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After I got what I needed, I went back to the apartment to make a base for our dressers. Itachi was waiting for me in my room, he was looking at the power tools in the tool box. "What?" I asked. He looked up questioningly. I knew what he wanted to ask. 'How do you know how to work all these?'. "My dad is a carpenter. I learned when I was young." I told him and got right to work with the base. I took it to Rexy's room and laid it down over the hole that was once there. The guys put the dresser on the base and I went and nailed the bottom of the dresser to the base, a whole lot of nails.
"Why do that?" Deidara asked.
"Teach them a lesson." I answered and waited for one of them to notice the disappearing hole and try to make it open again. Once they did that they stuck their hand up and someone yelled bloody murder. "Take that perv." I said and nailed the bottom of the drawers. Rexy put them back and we went to do my own dresser. I already had the base done, and the drawers were finished. The guys moved my dresser and I glued the board back into place. 'Good old wood glue.' I thought. I laid the base down over the hole and they put the dresser on it. I did the same as Rexy's dresser. Same thing happened.
"How did you know?" Itachi asked.
"Over at the university, we had dorms like everyone else. Someone reported that their were holes at the bottom of the dresser and the drawers were rigged to fall into a guys room. The girls found out that their clothes were missing and asked around the building. A guy would say that it was in his room and they went to get them. The girls would end up being raped." I told them. "So I decided I would put a base under my dresser and have a lot of nails at the bottom of the base."
"Really?" Deidara asked. I looked at him from the corner of my eye, he looked symphetic. 'Aw.' I thought and put my drawers back and put my clothes in their rightful place. Putting the tools away and back into my closet.
"Done." I smiled. I looked at the time and seen that it was almost dinner.
"You guys wanna stay for dinner?" I heard Rexy ask. "She's a great cook." she added.
"Sure" I heard Hidan say. 'Yes! I can go nuts!!!' I thought and started cooking. I came out and seen that the guys were gathered around the drum set. Rexy was sitting in the seat.
"Took you long enough." Rexy said.
"We have to do a floor show?" I asked a little confused for once.
"They just want to hear one song." she told me. I nodded and went to my guitar. "You can take drums. I wanna play guitar." she said getting up. I shrugged and sat at the drum set. Rexy looked like she wanted to play a song, so I just counted down and we started to play 'I'd die for you by Bon Jovi'. 'I'll kill her after.' I thought and started to follow in playing.
*Rexy* If you could see inside my heart
Then you'd understand
I'd never meant to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man
*Ariel* I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep you hanging on the line
*Both* In a world that don't
know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and
promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's
gate with no regrets
Into the fire we cry
*Both* I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, Baby I'd die for you
*Ariel* I might not be a savior
And I'll never be a king
I might not send you roses
Or buy you diamond rings
*Rexy* But if I could see inside you
Maybe I'd know just who we are
'Cause our love is like a hunger
Without it we would starve
*Ariel* In a world that don't
know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and
promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's
gate with no regrets
Into the fire we cry 'Shit! I was tricked!!!' I thought still playing.
*Both* I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, Baby I'd die for you
*Ariel* I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, Baby I'd die for you 'You fucking bitch!' I thought being tricked again.
We finished he song and all I heard was screaming "Perverted freaks." I whispered under my breathe. The other's must have heard me because they were smiling 'Perverted freaks.' I thought towards them. 'Also I got tricked in singing a few alone! Damn her to hell!' I thought.
"I always loved that song." Rexy told me. I stood up and smiled.
"Yeah? Well it should be our song then." I said and started to make my way towards the kitchen. She put my guitar on it's stand and attacked me. 'Of course she would glomp me.' I thought.
"Really?" she asked smiling. "Your the best!" she yelled in my ear.
"Get off!!" I called she only smiled more. 'If I get another blow to the head, I might become stupid.' I thought. I then pushed her off me and got up to make my way towards the kitchen again. Only to be attacked as soon as I opened the door. "Ouch." I said simply and looked at the one whom attacked me. It was Hidan 'Great I get attacked by Molfy's twin.' I thought.
"Sorry, it was a bet." he smiled. 'May as well have fun with this. Muhahaha!' I thought laughing evil in my own head.
"Who are you?" I asked confused.
"I-I'm Hidan." he said a little confused. I looked around.
"Who am I?" I asked. "And where am I?" I added.
"Oh shit." he said and got off me. "Shit." he repeated several times over. I sat up and looked around again. I looked towards Hidan but he was already out the door. "She lost her fucking memory!" I heard him call out. I only smiled 'This is so fun.' I thought and rested my chin on the palm of my hand and waited for them to enter the kitchen. Rexy was the first.
"I knew it!" she called out and everyone rushed in. I only sat there and smiled up at them. "Hidan was going to call the hospital, Deidara was going to drive you to the hospital. Itachi didn't give a rats ass." she filled me in. I only laughed.
"You owe me fifty." I told Rexy and got up from the floor. Hidan was still unsure if I was really alright. "I'm fine, don't worry about it." I told him.
"She loves messing with people's heads." Rexy said.
"Hey now don't give too much away." I said to her. She only smiled and she and Hidan both walked out of the kitchen. I went to work on the salad "What a way to give someone a heart attack" I said to myself, then I felt someone hugging my waist. I turned slightly and seen that it was Deidara. 'He's quiet for once.' I thought and went back to work on the salad. He rested his chin on my shoulder 'Too close!' I thought and finished up. He turned me around suddenly and kissed me on the lips. 'Damn.' I thought and slightly pushed him away. He only smiled and walked out. 'Well, Rexy's plan is working. Wonder how mine's doing.' I thought.
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I walked into class late, purposely of course. I loved making a show, or a scene what ever one comes first.
"Itachi!!!!" I could hear Rexy calling me. I turned hands still in my pocket as a punch was directed at me. "Why the hell did you leave me stranded!!!" she was still yelling.
"Ouch! Damn girl you can hit." I said rubbing my face as I got up from the hard floor. 'I couldn't tell if it was a show, or a scene. If both, that that was so cool.' I thought as I looked at Rexy.
"Serves you right!" she crossed her arms and looked away from me.
"Aw come on, don't be like that." I said a sad look plastered on my face.
"No! I'm not helping you!" she yelled. For once, she wasn't in on my plan. She knew it but didn't like it one bit. 'Shit.' I thought.
"Fine." I said and dropped the whole thing. 'Defeated. Fail. Other words can not discribe how I feel about this non successful plan.' I thought and looked over at the teacher. 'Iruka?' I thought seeing the similarities. 'History. Just my luck.' I thought seeing the kanji on the board.
"Hey, Names Ariel, and this is Rexy." I said in Japanese. Rexy looked confused. "I introduced us. Relax, I don't only know swears in Japanese." I told her. She looked skeptical. I only rolled my eyes. "I'll tutor you." I said to her.
"Finally something I understand." she said to me.
"Take your seat's Ariel, and Rexy." Iruka said to us in plain english. I smiled and sat next to a blonde kid. Rexy sat in the back with someone with pink hair, and the one beside her had black hair and a fake smile. 'Who's this blonde kid?' I thought taking a side glance at her. She was staring at me with big blue eyes, and a grin that can blind anyone. "Naruto! Pay attention!" Iruka called.
"Sorry, sensei!" the blonde girl beside me said. 'HOLY FUCK! NARUTO IS A FUCKING GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!' I thought a little shocked showing in my features. I could tell that Rexy was thinking the same thing. 'Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!' I kept thinking. I looked around me quickly naming other people their. 'Kiba, Kankuro...why are they together? All well, Sakura, Sasuke, Sai, Shino, Neji, Hinata, Lee, and Ino.' I thought and looked to the front. 'Why the hell did Itachi say that Naruto was a boy?' I thought. I rubbed my cheek where Rexy punched me. 'Damn it, still hurts..' I thought.
"You should go see old lady Tsunade." Naruto whispered to me.
"Hn." I replied. The bell finally rang, Naruto couldn't stop talking to me. She was worse then Rexy on a good day.
"Itachi!" Rexy called to me.
"Itachi?" Naruto asked.
"Nickname." I answered and looked at Rexy.
"Who's that?" she asked me.
"Rexy, Naruto. Naruto, Rexy." I introduced them. Rexy just stared. 'I thought she knew..' I thought and tried to shake it off. 'What's with this haze?' I thought trying to clear my head.
"Hey? You ok?" Rexy's voice was fading into the background. I put my hand up to my head and closed my eyes. I reopened them and seen that Rexy was worried.
"I'll be fine, I'm going to go see, Tsunade. Naruto can you show me where she is?" I asked her. Naruto nodded and started walking. Rexy being worried followed.
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"To many blows to the head. What were you doing?" she asked me almost angry.
"Too many bitches acussing me of something I didn't do." I told her. She nodded.
"You fight back?" she asked.
"Like she would back down. She's the strongest one out there. Other then you, and Sakura." Rexy smiled. I only looked down.
"It's nothing to be proud of. I hate when people are scared of me. That's why I would just take some of the punches." I told them.
"Well stay here, Naruto, Kelly. You two can leave." Tsunade said.
"Kelly likes to be called Rexy." I told her. Rexy nodded.
"Fine, just leave." she said. Rexy hesitated. "Ariel will be fine, now go." finally nodding she left. I looked at Tsunade. 'This will take a while.' I thought she told me to lie down so I did. I heard someone else enter the room. "Oh good your here. I need your help with this one." Tsunade said to the other.
"Hn." I heard the other say 'Sounds like a guy.' I thought. 'ANBU!' I thought looking at a masked man. Suddenly the haze started to disappear, I can almost see clearly. 'What's with the blue fire around them? Their hands have the same kind of fire.' I thought and everything just clicked. 'Chakura! That's what the blue fire is.' I thought and everything became even more clearer.
I had to miss two more classes before I was released. It was like being in a prison cell! Not to mention that they had to ask me a few questions about my past in fighting. They had shared a look I could see from Tsunade's face that it all said 'Is she the one?' I walked to my last class, and Deidara was there. Of course he would be there. It was art after all. 'Holly shit everything is so clear!' I thought and my mind worked like lightning. An evil smile appeared on my face. 'This will be fun.' I thought. 'No way! Kakashi!!' I thought looking over at the teacher.
"Your late." he said simply. I looked at the time.
"Damn straight." I smiled and took my seat next to Deidara. Kakashi was as lazy as ever, taking out a book and reading it. 'Do what ever you want.' Is what I thought from the way he sat. I rolled my eyes.
"You figured it out? Yeah." Deidara asked.
"It's not that hard to miss." I smiled.
"Most people are clueless. Yeah." he said and started to draw something on the paper in front of him. I smiled and started my own drawing. 'I wonder how Rexy is doing?' I thought as I drew. I finished with my drawing and smiled. I got up to get some oil paints to finish it off. Deidara only watched me, same with other people. I gave a smile to them and went right back to work. 'Wow so elaborate.' I thought looking at the finished painting.
"Wow. Un." Deidara whispered looking at my painting. It seemed like the whole room went quiet. Finally Kakashi looked up and walked over to see what was going on.
"Oh my. We have another artist in the class." Kakashi said looking at my painting. 'Another? Who's the other?' I thought as I looked carefully at my own painting. 'Another? Who's the other?' I thought as I looked carefully at my own painting. Forgetting that Deidara was their.
"Yup, that's my girl. Yeah." Deidara called out. 'His?' I thought and looked over at him. He only smiled at me. I rolled my eyes 'Great. I have to deal with it everyday now.' I thought turning back to my painting. 'I should paint my walls.' I decided. Just then the bell rang. I grabbed my painting and put everything away quickly and walked out.
"Yes! Free!" I said as I walked outside. Only to be hugged by Itachi. 'My day just keeps getting better and better.' I thought and pulled away from him. Deidara came running after me and hugged me from behind. 'Damn it all to hell...' I thought.
"Itachi! Your okay!" Rexy called.
"Yeah of course I am.." Itachi said.
"Oh sorry. Not you, the other one." she said motioning towards me.
"Oh yes. Of course. What happened?" Itachi asked a little concerned now. Deidara only held me tighter.
"Rexy punched me." I said simply. Rexy gave me a look as she seen me and Deidara together 'Did he asked yet?' is what she would be thinking. I closed my eyes and pushed Deidara away.
"Home here I come." I said and started to walk. Rexy following right after.
"I met this girl and she is just a shy girl like Hinata. Looks worried though, something must be up. Can we interfere?" she asked me. I shook my head no. "Why? She looks like she could be in trouble." she told me.
"Let me actually meet her first." I told her as we walked.
"Fine. She's right over there!" she told me pointing to a girl. I took a side glance. 'Blushes easily. Short shoulder length hair, brown. Eyes, brown. Great.' I thought and looked over at Rexy.
"What? She's nice." she smiled. The girl was now walking closer to us. 'Hm.' I thought already thinking of a plan. "I haven't seen that look in a while." Rexy had a smug look on her face.
"Hn." I said and looked at the girl more closely. 'I see.' I thought and smiled. "Having some trouble with bills?" I asked, she looked shocked and nodded.
"How the hell do you always know?" Rexy asked me. I shrugged.
"If you want you can come and stay with us, we have two extra rooms." I told her.
"She will do all the cooking, and she keeps the men at bay." Rexy smiled. She looked a bit scared when she said men.
"Itachi, Deidara, and Hidan." I filled her in. "Don't worry, if they know any better they will keep away." I smiled. She also smiled and nodded. "Great. I was getting bored of this one." I pointed at Rexy.
"Hey!" she tried to hit me across the head but I ducked in time.
"Just a little warning, were do a lot of Yuri stuff. Just to bug the guys." I told her. She nodded. "You don't talk much, do you?" I asked. "You know how to play an instrument?" I asked. She nodded and smiled. 'Finally getting somewhere. Quiet, shy, blushes, and dresses in fashion. Cool.' I thought. "Another warning, I have an evil mind. Some call me BOO for it." I smiled and we started to head to my truck.
"Brains of the Operation." I heard Rexy fill the girl in. "That's Ariel, I like to call her Itachi. I'm you already know, Rexy. She likes to call me Hidan." Rexy started telling her about us.
"The guys are listening you know." I told Rexy.
"Ariel likes to keep everything in the down low when she knows someone is listening to every word they hear." Rexy filled her in.
"Sh!" I said.
"Fine." Rexy smiled. We got in my truck and drove to the girls dorm to pick up her things. She didn't have much, but I noticed something that caught my eye. 'A piano. Very nice.' I thought and seen that they were loaded into the truck.
"Everything?" I asked them. They both nodded and we got in the truck again.
"Your going to flip when you see this place." Rexy said as we drove up to the apartments. Itachi, Deidara, and Hidan were waiting for us. 'Yes!' I thought.
"Need your guys help. She's moving in with us. Don't flip." I told them and started handing them things. "I own them." I smiled to the girl.
"It's true, Alex." Rexy smiled. "She actually made Itachi run. For no reason." Rexy smiled.
"Oh yeah, how's my plan?" I asked Rexy.
"Oh forgot to tell you. Me and Hidan are dating." she smiled. "What about you and Deidara?" she asked.
"Itachi..." I said.
"What? He can't still be after you." Rexy said as were started to go through the doors.
"He is." I said. We walked into our apartment and her mouth just dropped.
"OMG!" she called out. 'Wow nice voice...' I thought as she started to look around.
"Stay away from my kitchen. It's mine." I told her, she smiled and nodded.
"Just like you" Deidara said coming from behind me.
"No, she's mine." Itachi hissed.
"Don't start using me as a tug-0-war rope." I told them and got away from them before they could answer. We all ran into Alex's room and locked the door. "I still need to plan for coming home.." I said to myself as I looked up to Rexy, and Alex. "Welcome home roomy" I smiled.
"Is it going to be like this all the time?" she asked.
"Maybe, depends on what the guys are thinking." I said with an evil smile.
"No, don't drag her into this!" Rexy said.
"Come on, I bet she'll like it." I told Rexy. "What do you say? Threesome?" I smiled evilly.
"Um.." she blushed.
"She won't do it. Let's just start with out her." Rexy said. "They're listening to us." she whispered in her ear.
"Anything to get them nervous. I don't play fair." I told her with an evil smile.
*=* Itachi =*=
I listened to them through the door, Deidara, and Hidan were doing the same. We only heard one word and it already got Deidara shaking. 'Threesome.' I thought and listened on. Then something, or someone slammed against the door. Sounded like Rexy. I can only imagin what they're doing in their and all my thoughts were perverted. "She's not playing fair." I suddenly said after holding my breathe for so long.
"No. She's. Not" Deidara was trying to calm himself. I could see that he was over excited and looked towards the door. Graphic images came flashing in my mind as I listened to them.
"Sounds so hot." I heard Hidan say, Deidara was gone some where, I don't even know where. It went on for about 20 more minutes before they came out with messed up hair, and different clothing. I couldn't control my wandering eyes as I looked at them. They started talking to each other in hushed voices. I couldn't catch most of it, or any of it for that matter. If only I knew what Ariel was thinking. She sure knows how to keep it hidden. And she knows how to throw me off track every single time.
*Normal*
I looked over at Alex and she only smiled. "having fun?" I asked her in a whisper.
"Yeah," she said back still smiling.
"Playing Yuri is so much fun I wish I could do it everyday just to bug them." Rexy said to us.
"Now you know what I mean about the Yuri warning." I said. She only nodded.
"When can I have my clothes back?" Rexy called out.
"Yeah, I want mine too." Alex said. They both looked at me.
"Round two?" I smiled and they both just walked into Alex's room leaving me out. "Damn." I said and walked to my own room. I walked in and closed the door locking it. I turned to see Deidara standing there, he looked like he was in a trance. I could hear his breathe every time he breathed. Suddenly his lips crashed into mine, he pinned me to the door with his body. His hands reaching up my shirt. I was fully aware of what he wanted, but he's going to have to wait a bit longer. At least until I get Itachi off my tail. I pushed him away slightly and he picked me up holding me against him.
"I want you so bad. Yeah." he breathed his face a slight blush on them. His body was so hot to the touch. He started kissing me again when I didn't say anything. I allowed it to go on for a moment longer before I pushed him away again. He pulled away completely breathing ridged, and looking at me in the eyes "It's Itachi. Yeah. Isn't it. Yeah" he said.
"Well, I do plan on getting him attached to someone else." I said to him. He started kissing me again lightly. He pushed me to the door and rested his hands on either side of my head and pulled away.
"You make it so difficult, I can hardly control myself. Yeah." he whispered and leaned in to kiss me again. A knock was heard behind me, half scaring me, and it almost made Deidara a nervous wreak.
"Hey! Hurry up, Ita-..Ariel!" Rexy called.
"Shit." I said under my breath and went to my dresser to change. Of course Deidara just had to be there watching me. Once I finished he started kissing me again. I pushed him away, but he only pulled me onto the bed with him. "Deidara." I pushed away from him. He had a smile on, of course he would. I'm on top. 'Perverted fool.' I thought and got off to fix my hair standing in front of my wall slash mirror.
"Ariel! Did you lose your clothes again?" Rexy called starting to get annoyed.
"Everything has a mind of it's own." I called. I turned around when I seen Deidara trying to come up behind me. He pushed me against the wall causing me to fall and the wall to move. A light moan came from his throat. I pushed him away from me. Again. "Enough already." I told him pushing him off me.
"Why? Yeah." He whispered pulling me to him, kissing my neck.
"Because I said." and pulled away from him completely. I looked back at him, he was still smiling and I walked out.
"Took you long enough." Rexy called sitting at her drums. I seen that the small piano was on the other side of it.
"We have to play a song now?" I asked as I walked over.
"Yes! Don't you wanna hear Alex play?" Rexy said, Alex only blushed looking away from me. I shrugged and picked up my guitar. It doesn't look like she doesn't want to sing, but everything is hooked up to an amp. I put the mic I was standing in front of and put it by Alex. Rexy counted us down and I started to play 'Hit me with your best shot by Pat Benatar' They all followed along.
*Ariel* Well youre the real tough cookie with the long history*Rexy* Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
*Ariel & Alex* Thats o.k., lets see how you do it
*Rexy* Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
*All* Hit me with your best
*Alex*shot!
*All* Why don´t you hit me with your best
*Alex* shot!
*All* Hit me with your best
*Alex* shot!
*Ariel* Fire away!
*Rexy* You come on with a come on, you don´t fight fair
*Ariel* But thats o.k., see if I care!
*Rexy* Knock me down, its all in vain
*Ariel* I´ll get right back on my feet again!
*All* Hit me with your best
*Alex* shot!
*All* Why don´t you hit me with your best
*Alex* shot!
*All* Hit me with your best
*Alex* shot!
*Rexy* Fire away!
'You wanna take the rest?' I asked Alex. She nodded and smiled. Now feeling confident about singing. 'Knock em dead girl. Literately. They annoy me.' I winked and kept playing.
*Alex* Well youre the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place
Hit me with your best shot!
Come on, hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don´t you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!I looked at Alex surprised at her voice.
"Wow girl you can sing!" Hidan called clapping. Alex blushed.
"We had to trick her into singing, so we can hear her voice." I told Rexy, she smiled and nodded. Deidara had rejoined them looking at me intently.
"WE SHOULD DANCE!!!" Rexy suddenly burst out turning on the stereo and pushing the equipment away and taking my guitar in a flash. I stood there dumbfounded.
"What the hell? Where did that come from?" I said and looked around trying to keep up with Rexy. The song that was now playing was 'Move your body by Eiffel 65' somehow she got us dancing 'Damn she's a mastermind sometimes.' I thought and followed along with them. They guys only watched us smiling. Rexy finally dragged Hidan to dance with us, and he dragged Itachi along with him. Deidara was the only one left sitting there watching us while I tried to follow what Rexy was doing. 'God I hate group dances.' I thought. All of Rexy's moves were sexy, or just simple.
END
CHAPTER 3: Roomy
MUHAHAHA!!!!!!EVIL!NOT THAT EVIIL, SORRY. I OWE YOU ALL AN EVIL CHAPTER. A VERY VERY EVIL CHAPTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!