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Block Estate
5:30PM
Saturday August 27th
Massie stared out at the light sky. It was a beautiful, silky blue with white super fluffy clouds. Massie closed her eyes and relaxed into her tan lounge chair. But, little did she know that was her big mistake. A cool rush of water hit her face, and her eyes snapped open to see Derrick in the pool. Massie let out a strangled, "Derrick" as Blaine ran over to her with a purple towel. He wrapped it around her shoulders as she moved forwards. Massie let out a squeal as she noticed a pair of purple and red swim trunks floating in the pool. Derrick blushed and quickly grabbed his swim trunks. He slipped them on as fast as he could, and sank under the water. Dylan rolled her emerald eyes.
"Ew. That's disgusting Derrick!" Dylan said scrunching up her slightly upturned nose.
"Why did your swim trunks fall off, Derrick?" Justin asked, running his hand through his bronze hair.
Ethan let out a booming laugh. He kept laughing, and ended up falling in the pool stomach first. Bubbles came up soon after and Ethan said, "I saw that coming". Everyone laughed, during so Derrick finally emerged.
"He always does that..." Anthony said, rolling his mismatched eyes. Massie and Claire nodded in agreement.
"I'm sure he would fall in if we just stared at him intensely." Massie snickered. Anthony laughed, and the two of them began to list moments when Ethan fell. Suddenly Derrick and Blaine burst out in obnoxiously loud laugh, with a trace of panic evident.
"Your so loud." Ethan screamed, shaking out his darkened blonde hair. Alicia giggled into her hand, and quickly went over to the side of the pool to 'talk' to Ethan.
"Hey Ethan." Alicia said in her flirtiest voice. She dipped her slim limo legs into the water and leaned her torso forward (Giving him a good look at her little friends *Cough Cough* boobs *Cough Cough*). Josh was glaring at Ethan, while still ogling Alicia's friends (multitasking much?).
"There just like-" Josh began dreamily.
"BALLS!" Ethan interrupted loudly waving his arms in the air. "Now good-bye earthlings!" He made the alien sign quickly, then fell backwards into the water. Alicia was in shock that he had basically just turned her down.
"MAN! I knew he was an alien." Anthony murmured biting his bottom lip. Justin shook his head.
"Aliens are just a figment of the gargantuan imagination of some moronic fools who actually believe they saw extra terrestrials. I am flabbergasted with the proposal of any other organisms in outer space like us. Only green. Maybe there is other life in the vast solar system. But the chances are one in a million of them appearing on earth." Justin said, rolling his green orbs.
"He's so romantic." Dylan swooned. Plovert gawked.
"You don't even know what the hell he said!" Plovert snapped glaring at Justin.
"He said," Jordan began. "Aliens are in the mind of an big minding buffoon who thinks he saw them. Justin is shocked that anyone thinks there's other planet inhabitants like u s in outer space, once that control there planet. Although there may be life out there." Everyone still stared at him slightly confused. Except Kristen and Justin.
"The idea of aliens like humans is stupid, but maybe there is other life somewhere out of the world." Kristen said bored. Blaine sighed.
"How'd we even get onto aliens?" Blaine asked, before throwing his red frisbee to Kemp who was on the other side of the pool. Ethan saw that and came up with the conclusion-
"ALIENS!" Ethan shouted doggy paddling to the end of the pool and ran to hide behind Massie who slapped his head.
"You are an idiot!" she hissed as she shooed him away so she wouldn't get her hair wet. Ethan just laughed and plopped down next to her. Massie let out a squeal and began to punch his arm in a vain attempt to save her hair. Derrick and Blaine were seething at the sight of this. Josh pretended not to notice to avoid another Massie diss. Blaine stopped them by bursting.
"STOP IT ETHAN! She paid for that cut at Jakkob's Salon (?) this morning at 12!" Blaine whined. Everyone stared at him like he was crazy. "Um... Not like I followed her there and stared through the window or anything (Yeah… Sure…)".
"Awww! It's so suh-weet that you know that!" Massie cooed flashing him a Massie-Block-smile. Derrick (Who was sitting on a lounge chair next to Cam) glared at Blaine.
"He can stalk her and she thinks its cute! But I can't shake my butt without being called immature!" Derrick hissed- or whined in some people's terms. Cam let out a half hearted laugh and then turned to where Claire was talking to Anthony.
"Uck! I hate him! He thinks he's so cool with his bad boy with a sense of humor image! It makes me seem like a 4 year old in her eyes!" Cam snarled.
"Well you do give the girl gummy worms..." Derrick muttered biting his bottom lip. Cam rolled his eyes into a glare. Derrick smiled jokingly wide. The two boys laughed, before turning back to everyone else. They were surprised to hear Massie yelling at Kemp.
"Gawsh Kemp! Your sooo dumb! How could that thought even pass your mind! Its the stupidest, strangest, WORST idea eh-ver!" Massie snapped, her amber eyes narrowed into a harsh glare.
"Yeah! I agree with Massie!" Blaine said quickly. Kemp rolled his eyes.
"Dude! Your not even in this conversation." Kemp said before turning back to Massie, who was still ranting.
"I mean, come awn! That has to be the worst thought anyone has had! It's soooo stupid! How could you even think that Lea Michelle's new cut is good! It looks like she's Demi Lovato!" Cam gave Massie a weird look once she stated what the argument was about.
"Massie's very passionate about the Glee characters." Justin stated, before taking another sip of his pink lemonade and relaxing into his lounge chair. Everything got awkward for a minute or so, until Anthony broke the science.
"You know, Di learned a new trick." He said to Massie. "Play dead. She's pretty good at it."
"Whose Di?" Cam asked.
"His doberman," Ethan said, plainly before perking up. "Hey Mass, can we introduce them to our pets?" All the girls seemed excited when he said that, nodding yes. Massie sighed.
"Fine." She rolled her eyes, but got up and put her cover up on. The rest of them followed suit, and put on their shirts (guys), and dresses (girls). They decided to take Massie's purple porsche, Anthony's black ferrari, and Derrick's blood red lamberghuini. First stop? Ethan's.
Perid Estate
6:12PM
Saturday August 27th
"Welcome to my house!" Ethan said proudly as they looked at his house. The PC and BB stared for a while before noticing that Massie and the new guys were heading behind the house. They followed to see a dome, about as big as a large swimming pool. Ethan opened the door, and a cold blast shot out. "What the hell is his pet?" Derrick whispered to Kemp, who stood next to him.
"A poler bear? A seel? A… Penguin?" Kemp said, as a penguin waddled into their sight.
"Pengu!" Ethan shouted, he ran towards the penguin as the penguin waddled towards him. As if it was planned, they both slipped and fell at the same time. They quickly slid towards each other, and Ethan picked up the little penguin. He turned and walked slowly and carefully towards Massie. Pengu jumped out into Massie's arms.
"Hey there Pengu." Massie said, supporting the penguin. The PC and BB stared at her, Pengu, and Ethan.
"A penguin named Pengu?" Alicia said slowly. Ethan nodded. "Well, I think he's ah-dorable! It's so cute how you have a penguin. I don't have a pet, but I considered getting one."
"Yeah. He thinks I'm his daddy, and since we spend so much time with Mass, she's his mommy!" Ethan said throwing his arm around Massie who was holding Pengu in her hands. Blaine and Derrick both gave Ethan a glare, which made him pull his arm away from Massie with a sheepish look on his face. "Well, let's move on to the next house! Jordan and Justin's is the closest to my house!" And with that they went off, to the Ri house.
Ri Estate
6:26PM
Saturday August 27th
Jordan and Justin walked into their house- more like strolled. They said hello to their maid Reese and walked upstairs. They found Jordan's pet curled up on his bed, napping. She woke up when the door closed, to see everyone cooing over her. Jordan walked over to the bed and picked her up.
"This is my siamese cat. But, she prefers to be called LyLy." Jordan stroked her fur, while she purred and nuzzled up to him. While everyone went to meet LyLy, Kristen looked around his room. It was well kept, with maroon walls, and white carpeting. His bed was a nice deep blue color, and the pillows were white. It was made on dark wood. What caught her eye most was his dresser, which was also dark wood. But there was red roses on it, and three picture frames. In one was a picture of Massie with the twins, the next was of the twins and their parents. But the one that caught her eye most was a picture of Jordan kissing a girl on the cheek. She had black hair silky hair, and sky blue eyes. All in all, her outfit was at least a 9. Kristen snapped back into reality when Massie tapped her on the shoulder.
"Everyone's going to Justin's room." Massie said gently. Kristen frowned.
"Whose that?" Kristen pointed to the picture of Jordan and the girl. Massie simply smiled lightly.
"Her names Rylan. She was Jordan's girlfriend up until last year, when she dumped him. They had dated since they were twelve. Come awn Kris, let's go. Rylan's back in the hamptons. You have no competition." And with that Massie left the room. Kristen followed, sparing one more glance at Jordan's beautiful Ex.
When Kristen arrived in the room, Justin was in front of everyone. "We were waiting for you. Jordan wouldn't let us start without you." Justin said, before turning around for his pet.
"A spider! I bet!" Kemp said, grinning with confidence.
"No way! He seems like the type who will have a bird!" Plovert said eagerly.
"Nah, we still haven't seen a dog! It's some type of dog. A small one." Josh said with so much confidence evident in his voice. "I think it'll be a lizard!" Cam said, smiling
"No way! It's a snake! A snake, hands down." Derrick said, cockily. "Five bucks each? Winner takes all. None of us get it right, even if I will, just take back your five. Dylan, hold the money." They all gave in 5 dollars to Dylan and turned to see Justin turn around. In his hand was… The fattest hamster they had ever seen. "Dammit. We were wrong…" Dylan handed 5 dollars back to each boy.
"This is Hammy. He's my hamster. Mass named him." Justin said. It took a total of 5 seconds for everyone but Massie and the new boys to fall over in hysteric laughter. Justin held Hammy protectively, and glared at everyone. The best part was, the hamster didn't run around in his hands but instead sank down and fell asleep. Massie glared at everyone, before taking the hamster into her hands.
"Hello Hammy. Hello pwetty boy." She cooed to the hamster. By the time everyone stopped laughing, Massie was stroking the hamster's stomach with one finger. Massie sat down on Justin's white modern bed, and held the hamster carefully.
Dylan quickly went over to Justin. "When did you get Hammy?" She asked, her green eyes twinkling with the chance to talk to Justin. Plovert silently fumed, glaring holes into Justin.
"A year ago, just before Rylan- Oops. I most likely should not converse with you about that. Anyways, we were with Massie and Bean. And she insisted that we get a pet aside from LyLy, who was Jordan's cat. So, we went to the pet store and bought Hammy. I wanted to name him Alexandro but sadly Massie made me name him Hammy." Justin said, throwing in a faux-glare at Massie, who smirked back.
"Well, let's get going!" Claire said, smiling happily. Massie put Hammy back in his excessively large cage, before trotting out of the room.
"I guess we're off to Anthony's then Blaine's." Massie said, hopping into her porsche.
Lyle Estate
6:50PM
Saturday August 27th
Anthony didn't spare his house a glance as he walked into the back yard. "My parent's don't let me keep my pets in the house. If that says anything." Anthony walked towards the back yard to be greeted by loud panting. He rolled his eyes, before shouting. "Aye! Di! Over heating?" He pushed open the gate, and was greeted by a huge doberman. It jumped up on him and showered him in kisses. "Aye! Aye Di!" The doberman jumped down and spotted everyone else. The PC swiftly hid behind the girls, but Massie knew Di so she walked towards her. Di jumped on her and Massie squealed.
"Nawt the hair! Nawt the hair!" And she kept the doberman from totally destroying her perfect brown curls. She laughed as the friendly doberman licked her. Blaine was actually glaring at the doberman… Strange guy.
Everyone else took turns saying hi to Di. He jumped on the New Boys, who he recognized. And sniffed everyone else, before licking them. This pet was definitely the next funniest, right after Hammy and then Pengu. When everyone was done petting Di, Anthony began to walk again.
"Anthony, your dogs ah-dorable! Who knew doberman could be sooo cuh-ute!" Claire said, happily walking by Anthony's side. Cam glowered at them.
"Uh, yeah. My parents wanted a guard dog, so we adopted Di. But she was to sweet to hurt people. Lick now, bark later." Anthony rolled his eyes.
"Lemme guess, Mass convinced your parents to keep her?" Claire asked, her blue eyes looking back at where her excessively popular friend was being surrounded by Alicia, Josh, Ethan, Blaine, Cam (who was staring at Claire) and Derrick. While Kristen and Dylan walked with the twins.
"Yeah, Di really loves Mass…" Anthony said, adding a few deep laughs at the end of his sentence when he thought of some moments.
"Where are we going?" Claire asked suddenly. Anthony laughed his deep bass laugh.
"To meet my other pet." Anthony said, as they arrived at a place as big as Ethan's penguin house. He pushed open the doors, and instead of extreme cold, they felt humidity. A hiss announced a presence in the room. Everyone walked in, Massie looked just as confused as everyone else.
"New pet?" She asked, her amber eyes panicking.
"Yup." Suddenly something shot out and wrapped around Anthony. A huge snake. The PC squealed and hid behind the boys who were all shaking… Well minus Anthony who was laughing. "This is Vi, my viper. I named her after Di. Vi and Di. Chill huh?" Anthony laughed. Claire was the first to even come close to Anthony and Vi. When she did, Vi jumped on her. Claire first froze, but then laughed.
"She's really harmless huh?" Claire said after her giggle fit ended.
"Yeah, everyone else is just a big chicken!" Anthony said laughing. Ethan and Massie shared a look quickly before looking at Cam. The two of them broke away into a little corner and began whispering to each other. Alicia, Derrick and Blaine glared at the two of them, but they brushed it off quickly.
Everything got awkward, until the two of them got back. "Kay," Massie said, "let's go! Blaine's!"
Lyle Estate
7:10PM
Saturday August 27th
Massie's amber eyes stared at the setting sun, and she seemed embraced by it. They had just gotten out of the cars, and were walking towards Blaine's house. They heard a lot of barking from inside.
"The hell?" Josh said, scrunching his nose in thought. Blaine brushed it off and walked up to the front door before turning back to them.
"Welcome to hell. This is a short trip that consists of my two dogs when someone gets home. Meaning, for a minute and a half, hide." And with that he turned and opened the door. There was two dogs. One that looked like a big Shi Tzu (Basa the Lhasa Apso) and one that was a white terrier. The two jumped up on Blaine slobbering and scratching. Both of them only reached about the thigh of Blaine's 5'11 stature. Everyone watched in horror as Blaine fought off the two dogs who scratched at him. After a few seconds of attacking Blaine, they noticed everyone else. Especially Massie. The two began attacking the rest of them. Blaine sighed, and grabbed Massie. He pulled her away and left everyone else to fight the tiny devil duo. He pulled Massie over to a bench by the pool.
"Nice to everyone else I see." Massie laughed. Blaine admired her teeth as her mouth opened with laughter. No lets, or pizza, or anything. Blaine snapped back into reality quickly and grinned.
"Well, I couldn't let them damage your perfect legs." Blaine said shooting her his brilliant smile. They both laughed. The noise attracted the Devil Duo, who ran over and jumped on the bench with them. They had calmed down a bit, and began laying licks on Massie and Blaine's face's.
"Awww! Your make-up!" Blaine said, worried trying to keep himself from laughing at the licks. Massie simply brushed it off. The two continued to play with the dogs until the other 13 people walked over to them.
"Damn Blaine, those dogs are vicious. What are their names?" Plovert asked, his eyes wide.
"Basa and Tassie. Basa's the Lhasa Apso, and Tassie's the terrier. I got to name both of them." Blaine said, confidently. Everyone but Massie Derrick and Blaine brushed back a laugh at the names similarities to Massie and Blaine's names.
"Well, their to cuh-ute!" Dylan cooed, petting Tassie behind the ear. Massie looked at her golden diamond encrusted watch and sighed.
"It's 7:20 already, we should get going right girls? Buh-bye!" Massie gave each of her guy friends a kiss on the cheek (and Derrick), and gave the BB a hug. The rest of the girls hugged all the boys, and kissed both of their crushes on the cheeks (Ex: Alicia- Josh and Ethan). The girls all walked into Massie's porsche. Massie driving, Alicia in the passenger seat, Dylan and Kristen at the window seats and Claire at the middle seat. The girls drove off, quickly all shouting at Massie to slow down and laughing.
The boys all glared at each other, and the BB quickly loaded Derrick's car and drove off.
Well, we're sincerely sorry that we could not get this chapter out sooner. However, this was the longest chapter so far so we hope that made up for it!
JJ- And I spent some of my dear vacation time on this :)