Chapter 2. Read and Review.

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Chapter 2: If I Paid..

Kim yawned as she slowly trudged down a currently empty hallway. For once she was early, at least she wouldn't end up in detention.

"Pumpkin," Shego poked her head out of a broom closet. "Is the coast clear?"

Kim tilted her head in confusion.

"Bonnie?" Shego clarified.

Kim looked around. "Fortunately yes."

"Thanks," She said stepping out.

Today she wore a dark green pair of cargo pants with a white button up shirt with two green stripes on the right side going vertical and two green horizontal stripes on the left. She still wore her hair pulled back, A pair of dark green gloves and dark sunglasses over her eyes.

"So Sam," Kim gave another huge yawn. " What's the sitch?"

"Shego," Shego corrected and watched as Kim nodded. "She's my girlfriend."

Kim jumped away from her. "That's horrible!"

"Yeah," Shego agreed. "She babbles more than Drakken. The only upside is she gives a good manicure."

Shego pulled the glove off of her right hand and showed off her newly done fingernails.

"Scanty price to pay, Their must be something else." Kim watched as Shego shrugged. "By the way I don't forgive you for the headache I woke up with yesterday."

Shego smirked. "Small consolation for the rib fracture you gave me the day before."

The younger woman shook her head.

"Where's the Twip and his rodent?" Shego asked suddenly.

"Their names are Ron and Ruffus," Kim mumbled. "He complained something about a revenge seeking owl and hung up the phone."

The two trudged on in a peaceful silence until they stopped for a moment and Kim checked her locker.

"Pumpkin?" Shego tinkered with Kim's computer.

"Huh?"

"How do you get this computer to work in your locker?"

"Solar power," Kim answered.

"Where's the solar?"

"Hey Kim," Wade dropped the blow drier he'd been holding. "You're totally not Kim."

"I'm the improved version." Shego quipped.

"Don't flatter yourself." Kim said, Sliding her out of the way.

"What's the sitch?"

"Check your backpack for new gadgets." He told her.

"Thanks." she closed the locker door as the screen shut off.

"Tell me that kid leaves his room."

"I really don't want to lie." Kim told her.

"Sam!"

Shego and Kim Sighed.

"If she calls me Sam one mo.." Shego grunted.

"What did I tell you about Possible," Bonnie carelessly pushed Kim out of the way.

"You're not her mother, You're her g.."

"I'm sorry," Shego said quickly cutting her off. "You know I have a bad memory."

"Well, I suggest you fix it." Bonnie told her latching onto her arm.

"She's not so bad," Kim heard Shego protest as she was dragged away.

"That little bi,"

"Sup K.P.?" Ron walked up, Trying to finger comb his unruly hair.

"That's so not working." Kim told him, As they continued toward class.

"It's not really meant to do anything, You know my hair always flowing with incredible Ronness. Always unpredictable in its movements." Ron opened the door to their homeroom and waited for Kim to enter.

"Sometimes your inner Ronness is just to much for me." Kim admitted as he walked off to take his seat near Bonnie.

"Did you understand the homework?" Shego asked as Kim sat down.

"I managed to struggle through it, Trigonometry really isn't my thing."

"Possible," Her teacher called. "What is this?"

"My homework Sir," Kim said walking to the desk.

"Guess again Possible, It's an F." He told her. "Best thing for you to do is get a tutor. Preferably one from this class."

"But Sir I'm sure I can…"

"I'll tutor her," Shego grinned evilly.

"That's really not nesses…" Kim began.

"Good thinking," Their teacher said. "You can start by helping her with last nights homework."

"Alright," Shego Took the paper from him. "1 right out of 50, you deserve this F."

"You're going to make this hard on me aren't you?"

"No," Shego told her. "Okay maybe just a little."

"You know how I feel when it comes to torture."

"You love it," Kim said.

"I think it's unnecessary." Shego yawned.

"Since when?"

"Since there is a possible chance I may break a nail." Shego told Kim, tapping her on the nose.

Kim smiled. "You're such a girl."

"Na duh,"

"Since when do you tutor?"

"I have experience," Shego smiled. "Remember Senior Jr.?"

"You turned him into a real pain in the ass,"

"Exactly what Senior Senior Senior wanted, and all for excellent pay"

"Well if I pay you enough can I get what I want?" Kim gave her a perverted smirk.

"You can't afford me."

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