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CHAPTER 5: Mess?

We both managed to get Itachi to help us carry Alex aka 'Bitch' to my truck and to her original dorm. We brought back all her stuff, we managed to break a few things 'Accidental' and managed to 'Ruin' her keyboards and the wiring was 'Disconnected' as we put it all safely in her room. We then drove back to the large apartment and I set up for dinner. That was when I started to rain down questions about her and Hidan.

"Well..." Rexy started looking rather embarrassed. I was planning on bugging her about that when the door opened to a rather soaked Deidara. I then looked outside and noticed it was raining out.

"Wow it rains a lot." I stated and Rexy had her mouth agape just staring at the blonde behind me. I looked into her eyes and they reflected a what I think is a shirtless Deidara. I didn't think I want to look behind me so I focused my gaze outside. His reflection said everything in the window. The reflected image showed a nicely built body, a six pac to be precise, long blonde hair clung to his shoulders and part of his face. He had his arms crossed and a mad look on his face, of course I didn't look at his face, just the abs.

"Um...Itachi say something before he rampages." Rexy whispered deadly to me.

"Hi blondy." I stated as I picked up a glass of liquid and held it up to my lips taking a quick sip of the stuff.

"You know alcohol is bad for you." Rexy commented. I just shrugged and paid no attention to the fuming Deidara. "Okay, you two are to quiet. What the hell happened?" Rexy said shifting her eyes from me to the one person behind me. I just shrugged again. Rexy sighed. "Mother fucking silent treatment." she mumbled.

"Holly shit Rexy. You fucking swore!" I said mock-shocked. "I think me and Hidan should have a talk." I added in a mock-serious tone.

"No. You will torment him to death." she said her eyes wide.

"Oh come on. My talks are not all bad." I started to say.

"You leave them traumatized and they won't talk to me much. That's what happened to my last two boyfriends that you 'Talked' to." she said. I sunk into my seat.

"How was I suppose to know they weren't up for it. They are wusses. Besides, Hidan won't think much of my talk." I said.

"Oh?" she said raising a brow at me. "Please do tell." a evil glint in her eye. I smirked, now I knew where she got her evilness from. Hidan. It was all to clear, the way he always kills for fun and all. Oh wait...It was me she got it from. All well, she learned from the best I guess.

"So, you choose to ignore me?" Deidara said in a raspy voice. I only nodded not paying attention to him much.

"Hey, you don't look so good. You okay?" Rexy asked concerned now.

"Just enjoying my walk in the rain. Away from 'Miss Cheater' over there." Deidara said, his voice starting to crack.

"What?! You were walking in the rain?! And since when did Ariel cheat on you?" Rexy asked as she got up and walked over to Deidara. I gave a sigh as I swished my cup in my hands. 'I know I'm going to regret this.' I thought, and did. After what I done to Deidara, but hell those Shinobi's were pissing me off.

"Is that true?" Rexy asked me. I wasn't even listening to them while they talked. So I stayed quiet. "Why? Why would you do that to him?" Rexy asked me. I kept my silence. "WHY KISS ANOTHER GUY!?" she called out. I stood up and looked at her confused.

"What the hell do you mean kiss another guy?!" I said as I looked from Rexy to Deidara. "I haven't kiss any other then Deidara." I was starting to become pissed.

"Don't lie! I know Alex was telling the truth." Deidara said, then coughed.

"That fucking bitch!" me and Rexy said at the same time.

"Huh? Is this a bad time?" Itachi said as he walked in.

"Yes!" Me and Rexy called out. Itachi immediately sunk behind the door again.

"Sorry, just thought you might a little company." Thunder crashed and I noticed that Itachi winced a little or I thought he did.

"Come in then." I growled. "What else did that Bitch say?" I asked Deidara.

"Yeah, what else did Alex say?" Rexy asked a little more lighter then my tone. Itachi looked at me, Rexy, and Deidara looking rather confused but that disappeared as soon as it came.

"Why? You want to make me feel worse?" Deidara said and gave another cough his voice still raspy. 'Shit.' I thought and walked to the bathroom to grab something for Deidara.

"No, just that Alex want's to kill her." Rexy pointed out. "Itachi, you seen how she came at her with killer intent when they fought." Rexy said looking over at him. I came back and gave Deidara a pill and a glass of water, along with a towel.

"Yeah, it's true. I bet anything that dent is still on the wall over there." Itachi said and looked towards a wall where a large dent showed, with a few cracks.

"While we were cleaning out the Bitches room we found..." Rexy cut me off.

"Drugs under the bed, in the dresser, the nightstand, and in a variety of other things." she finished. I just nodded.

"I've also noticed that..." Rexy cut me off again.

"Needle imprints were on her arms and legs. We also found a pipe hiding in her things." Rexy finished.

"You done?" I asked her hoping she won't talk over me again.

"Sorry, she just pisses me off. A slut like her doesn't deserve that nice piano, good clothes, and a whole lot of nice shit like that." she growled. I raised a brow.

"Yup, you sure know how to pick 'em." I said.

"Shut up." she was still growled. I stepped behind the two boys away from her fire breathing mouth.

"Ever wonder why she never ate while you guys were here with us?" I asked them. "Well that's your answer, also she's always angry, and tries to piss me off most of the time." I said. "Sleeping ugly, cool your slime sluggy." I said with a slight smirk. I only received a growl from her. "Why don't you go lie down, Deidara." I said, and seen that was moving towards my room. Cats were coming out from there and into Rexy's room.

"How is it that they always go for your room and choose mine second?" Rexy asked as she watched the last of the kittens tails disappeared in her room.

"Who knows. What's so interesting about my room?" I asked as I seen Deidara curled up in my bed through the mirror walls.

"Well, it just so inviting. Calm aura to it, and a nice scent." Rexy said with a smile. "It's just like how you feel in a safe home, or in a safe place. With someone you trust." she beamed.

"Oh." I said a little shocked with that. I mean, I don't get that a lot. I always thought they see me as a threat that they need to take down, or an angry lion on a rampage that needs to go to the wild or something. I never thought as myself as 'Calming'. I guess if from me always trying to protect my friends, keep them safe from harm. I don't really know.

"Sure you may always get mad easily, but it's just that you make us laugh, and show your humorous side that we trust you so much. And you always tell us the truth and not sugar coat everything. You make us, want to tell you everything." Rexy was still smiling as I listened to her. "You always listen to us when we need to talk about something serious, or just have someone to actually listen and not make a come back every second and talk before we even finish." her eyes softened at that moment.

"You can also be cuddly when we need a hug and understand what were feeling." Itachi cut in. Another sound of thunder crashed the silence that echoed throughout the town. I was watching him more closely, this time I noticed that he winced a little.

"Yeah." Rexy came and hugged me.

"Gah! Hugs!" I said and tried to squirm away from her grasp, she only giggled and held tighter. I seen Itachi's lip twitch at that. "So you all think of me as a teddy bear?" I asked after Rexy let me go.

"Of course." they both said and gave a smile. I raised a brow at them I wasn't sure what to make of it, but I just motioned for them to come and give me a hug. They both gladly accepted it. I know that they both sighed, but I didn't say anything. 'I know Rexy is afraid of thunder and lightning, but Itachi?' I thought for a moment. Another thunder clashed and Rexy held me tighter giving a small squeak.

"Your fine. As long as this teddy still stands, your all safe and sound." I smoothed out Rexy's hair and held Itachi a little closer. They both either giggled or chuckled I wasn't quiet sure because another bang sounded as thunder rolled over. 'Now, I know I need to talk to Hidan about Rexy.' I thought and let them go. "Good night. Feel free to stay Itachi, I don't mind." I said and walked into my room. I placed an extra blanket over Deidara and place some extra pillows around my room and another blanket or two near the door and curled up next to Deidara.

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I guess it was smart to set up the pillows and the extra blankets by the door, because when I woke up I seen that Itachi, and Rexy were in my bed beside me. I was thankful that this bed was huge. I gave a small smile at that and stayed there for a while longer. I was listening to the raspy breathing from Deidara, I was starting to wonder if this was more then just a common cold. I got up making sure to to wake the other's as I walked towards my kitchen to fetch Deidara a glass of water. I went into the bathroom and got a few more pills for him to take when he woke up. I placed it beside him on the nightstand and went into my kitchen again to fix some breakfast. By then Hidan walked in.

"Morning." I partly whispered not wanting to wake up the dragon, and a grumpy ferret. Hidan took that in and did the same.

"What's for breakfast, bitch?" he asked. I rolled my eyes.

"Your the only one that can actually get away with that. I'm just making some omelette's of us and chicken soup for Deidara." I said to him.

"Oh? Bastard walking in the fucking rain again?" he asked.

"Yup," I placed some orange juice for him to drink. "Also, I need to have a word with you." I said my tone sounding more serious as I fixed up the stove for the eggs to cook, and placed some water to boil over the elements.

"Ah. Rexy warned me about that." he said his voice starting to lower after each word.

"Afraid?" I asked a slight smile on my lips.

"She told me to watch out, I don't know what she meant though. I guess I'm going to find out now." he said. 'Must be nervous. Rexy did say something about him not swearing when he's either nervous, or scared shitless.' I thought and gave a very evil smirk, I was facing away from him so he wouldn't see.

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Everyone started to wake up to the smell of eggs, and chicken in the morning. I was setting up the plates, and placing the food on the table. Hidan just sat there staring at nothing until Rexy came out of my room first. He ran up to her and gave her a hug.

"The talk." she said still rather sleepy. Hidan only nodded and held her tighter. I gave a small smirk to that and went back to my kitchen to take out the orange juice, and set up a tray for me to take out to Deidara. 'Let's see, soup, bun, juice, spoon, and what else?' I thought as I poked around my kitchen. The soup looked very good, chunks of chicken, carrots, bits of broccoli, peas, noodles, and chicken broth. I made enough for everyone in case they wanted some as well. I then walked out and they were all talking. I walked to my room where Deidara still slumbered and placed the tray next to the half empty glass. I walked out to the dinning area and dug into the eggs quickly.

"What's the rush?" Rexy asked. "You have to be somewhere?" she pestered.

"Yup, have to take a look at my equipment, go shopping for more food supplies, and pick up something else." I told them and went to go get my coat and keys.

"Oh, I'm coming with!" Rexy said and got up. "Look after the place boys." she said as me and her walked out of the apartment. "You sure you want to leave them alone, what if they mess up your kitchen?" she asked me and just shivered at the very thought of it. She knew I hated it when someone makes a mess, and screws around in my kitchen.

"Don't worry, I placed some bowls out, and some spoons along with more glasses for their choice of drinks." I told her.

"That chicken we smelled?" she asked. I just nodded and smiled. "It smells really good. Can't wait to try it out once we get back." she said as we went into my truck and started towards our day out.

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It was refreshing to have a girls day out, with no boys to watch our backs and we can just watch the handsome guys walking around town. Thank goodness it was a day off for us.

"Wow we went all out on the food, and your equipment checked out fine. Luckily we checked took, bitch might have tampered with it." Rexy said as we started to bring everything in. Itachi, and Hidan were relaxing on the couch watching the large flat screen, volume turned down so they won't disturb Deidara much. I walked into my kitchen and seen that everything was as I left if except for the used bowls, and glasses. I smiled and placed the groceries on the counter and walked to my room and seen that the bowl was finished along with the juice and the bun lay untouched. I wasn't that surprised. I wouldn't touch bread either while I was sick. I took the tray and filled it back up again, making sure to refill the glass of water while I was at it. I looked at the time and seen that it was well passed lunch, and it was creeping along the lines of dinner time. Rexy had everything inside by the time I walked out with the tray.

"How was your day?" Itachi asked us. Rexy answered thankfully, so I made my way to my room to lay to food down for Deidara. He was still asleep, his raspy breathing not so raspy anymore. I gave a sigh of relief and brushed his hair away from his sweaty face. He sighed at my touch, and I walked out making sure to leave the lights off and the curtains drawn.

"I never knew I needed a good day away from you all." I heard Rexy say as she flopped down on the couch beside Hidan. I smiled and walked into my kitchen to start dinner.

"Mind if I help?" Itachi asked as he started gathering equipment for the chicken we bought.

"Or you can cook tonight." I suggested.

"Really?" he sounded hopeful.

"Sure, why not." I smiled.

"Great, leave it all to me." he said and started to work right away. I walked out of my kitchen and sat down beside Rexy on the couch with Hidan.

"Done already?" Rexy asked me.

"Itachi wanted to cook tonight, so I let him." I said as I watched the t.v.

"You never let anyone touch your kitchen. What made you change your mind?" she pestered.

"I needed a break." I said simply. Just then the door crashed open and in came bitch. "Hello slut." I said to her.

"You mother fucking cunt of shit." she growled pointing a finger at me.

"Wow." Hidan said as he listened on.

"Yes, slutty slut slut?" I asked not phased by what she said. She growled even more. "Oh, ready for another go bitch?" I said noticing that she wanted another fight.

"You..you..." she was out of things to say.

"Mother fucking cunt of shit?" I added trying to help her find words again. "Or my personal favorite. Hidan, cover your ears." I said before I continued, Alex was getting madder by the second, Rexy just sat amused. "You whore, worth nothing but shit and loves to fuck anything that moves. You mother fucking bitch that shits on the streets and wipes your ass on the next guy you see, hoping that he will give a fucking cunt of a rats ass." I finished as I watched her reaction.

"..Kuso." she muttered and walked out.

"I guess I win." I said and looked over at Hidan and Rexy.

"Wow. Your good at that." Hidan said his eyes wide.

"How in the world would she come back after that?" Rexy said shaking her head slightly. I just shrugged and looked at the t.v. "Would you two really fight at a time like this?" Rexy asked.

"Oh, come on girl. You know me better then that." I said. She knew I would never fight near anyone that is unwell, or in my own territory. Besides I wouldn't have gone after her, until she made her move first. I knew how to take care of someone like her. I knew how to piss them off easily. That's what made me more dangerous, they don't know what I would do, only my gang knows how I work. That scared them, because I had backup. And what scared them even more is what I might do to them if we ever fought.

"So, how well is Itachi's cooking?" Rexy asked starting to look worried. I looked over at her, and looked up at Hidan.

"I'm sure it will be fine." Hidan said wrapping his arms around her. I just shook my head, he really wasn't ready for this.

"We wouldn't know until we find out, let's go check on him." I said and took Rexy's hand and she followed instantly. I took one look, and everything was in a mess.

"Relax, breathe, and think it over before you go after him with a butcher knife." Rexy said looking at me.

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CHAPTER 5: Mess?

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