Hey everyone one I'm back with chapter seven!! Sorry it took me so long! God damn school…
I don't own DMC or Naruto, 'cause if I owned DMC I would have let the public know if a fifth game was coming out already.
Previously
"Okaaaaay…" Dante said as he looked at the unconscious Nero, "Should we just leave the poor idiot there or what?"
Vergil smacked his brother over the head, "No, we take him back with us, now help me carry him."
"Fine.", Dante grumbled, he then bent down and slung one of Nero's arms over his shoulders and Vergil did the same with his other arm.
"Well lets go.", Dante sighed as he and Vergil stood up and walked off dragging Nero with them, the three partial-demons following them, and Hinata still wondering who it was she heard.
Currently
"Gah! Finally!" Dante said as he saw the gates of Konoha ahead of them, "The Office being far away from Konoha may be good for hiding it, but not good for having to carry Nero from there to here!"
"Then perhaps you shouldn't have shown yourself to him Dante." Vergil said blankly to his red wearing brother.
"Shut up!" it was then that Sasuke noticed something up ahead by the gate.
He voiced his question aloud, "What's that?"
The others all directed their gaze to where Sasuke was looking.
"Wait… is that…?" Dante mumbled as he squinted trying to make out the figure in the distance by the gate.
He was barely able to make out red auburn hair and white clothing, "It is her!"
Dante then took Nero off his and Vergil's shoulders grabbed him by the front of his trench coat and started shaking him while yelling, "WAKE THE HELL UP KID!!!!"
Dante was launched backward thanks to a punch from, a now awake, Nero's Devil Bringer.
"Do not call me 'kid'!!" Nero snapped at him.
"I guess you don't want to know that your girl is just ahead of us by the gate then", Dante said as he picked himself off the ground.
"Huh? Kyrie's…?" Nero trailed off looking ahead towards the gate, squinting his eyes so he could make out the figure standing by it.
"Hey brats!" Nero said addressing the three partial-demons behind him, "C'mon there's someone I want you to meet."
The three young thirteen years old all nodded and followed after Nero, but not before Dante and Vergil turned back into Devil Arms and went back to Sasuke and Naruto.
"Nero-san?" Hinata asked.
"Just Nero, I hate honorifics." Nero said to her.
Hinata nodded, "OK, Nero then, who is it you want us to meet?"
"My wife." the devil hunter said simply.
Naruto heard an ear splitting, 'WHHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?' ringing inside his head, he clutched his pounding noggin in pain and groaned aloud.
The other three looked at him.
"What's wrong?" Sasuke asked.
"I swear I just heard dad's voice screaming out in an incredibly load 'what' inside my head." Naruto said with another groan.
"Do you need a slice of Medical Pizza?" Sasuke asked.
"Medical Pizza?", both Nero and Hinata asked, Sasuke nodded.
"We made it about two years ago when I came down with a really bad fever; none of the stores would sell us any kind of medicine given our non-existent 'problem' and their own stupidity."
Sasuke felt Yamato start to heat up in his hand and Rebellion started clacking ominously and Kalina Ann started to hum slightly, Nero on the other hand growled and mumbled, "Arrogant bastards, even Scarecrows treat their young with love and care."
"Anyway," Sasuke continued, "Naruto started making a… healthy pizza made of all kinds nutritional things, like carrots and lettuce."
Sasuke let out an involuntary shiver at the thought of a healthy pizza, of course Nero's thoughts were, 'Carrots? Lettuce? On pizza? Oh God…'
"Well once it was done Naruto literally forced it down my throat, and after it was mostly digested I was nearly completely better, and any other kind of illness we came down with afterwards the Medical Pizza actually worked every time."
"You're joking." Nero said not believing what he was hearing.
Sasuke shook his head, "No, I'm entirely serious."
"Never thought junk food could be used as medicine." Nero said as he scratched his head, pizza being a medicine definitely made him hear everything right then.
"Still, Brother are you alright?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah I'm fine now." Naruto replied, "Let's keep going."
They all then continued walking Nero being in the lead, Naruto still heard a grumbling in the back of his head.
By now they were getting close to the gate and they were beginning to be able to make out just who was at the gate. It was a woman with red auburn hair in a high pony tail and light brown eyes she was in a white dress and black boots. (If you want a better description go to DMC wiki)
The woman smiled at Nero when she saw him.
"Nero!" she called as she waved at him.
Nero returned the wave with his human arm, despite Kyrie having accepted him and him being a half-demon he was still a little uncomfortable using it around her even if was only a simple gesture like a wave.
When they had gotten close enough Kyrie rapped her arms around Nero's neck and gave him peck on the lips which Nero returned a little more forcefully.
An awkward cough from Sasuke stopped them from going any further. Kyrie removed her arms from around Nero's neck and clasped them behind her back.
Nero let out an odd sound like he was clearing his throat. "Guys-" Hinata gave him a tiny glare, "Err- and girl, this is my wife, Kyrie."
Kyrie gave a small bow, "It's a pleasure to meet you three."
Nero smiled a bit, "And Kyrie, this here is Naruto and Sasuke Sparda, Dante's brats, and Hinata Hyuga, Lady's girl."
At the brats comment both Naruto and Sasuke bristled a tiny bit while Rebellion clacked a few times, most likely a warning.
Nero rolled his eyes at the sentient sword that was actually Dante. 'I'll just kick his ass if he comes out.' Nero thought.
'Easy now dad,' Naruto thought to himself, 'don't want Kyrie fainting like Nero.'
Naruto could have sworn he heard a small mumbled 'fine' in the back of his head. He gave his head a small shake, there was no way Dante could have said anything in his sword form… right?
"Well alright you kids," Nero said getting their attention, "I think it's time you all head back home alright?"
"Want some alone time do you?" Sasuke teased. Nero was about to make a bit of a 'protest' to that statement when Sasuke spoke again with a shrug, "Well whatever, not my business.
Sasuke walked past them his expression calm, Naruto followed along with Hinata trailing only a small bit behind.
Nero found his voice well after they were out of sight, "GOD-DAMN BRATS!!!"
"Hey you guys hear something?" Naruto asked his teammates.
"Well it did sound like Nero shouting something." Hinata said.
Sasuke nodded, "It sounded like him. Maybe something upset him."
"Maybe." Naruto said, "I get the feeling it might have been us."
"And why would you think that?" Hinata asked him.
The silver haired boy shrugged, "Not sure, just a feeling."
"You know," Hinata said, "You two still are in your real forms."
Naruto and Sasuke stopped walking. "We are?" Sasuke asked.
Hinata nodded, "You are."
Naruto and Sasuke didn't close their eyes this time and merely thought about returning back to the forms that everyone was used to seeing. And Naruto was suddenly struck by red and black lightning and Sasuke was encased in blue and white fire. Both the lightning and fire lasted only a moment before Naruto again looked like a blond midget and Sasuke looked like an emo with black duck-ass styled hair.
"I really like your real forms better, just for reference." Hinata told them.
They both gave a small shrug. "Sorry but you'll have to live with it for now." Naruto said.
Hinata gave a mental sigh but said nothing. She then took notice that they were at an intersection.
"My home is this way." Hinata said as she pointed down the road to her left, "So this is where we part ways."
Naruto and Sasuke nodded and continued on the path they were traveling on before while Hinata turned left and they all went back to their respective homes.
"Hey Brother?" Naruto asked, "What do you think was all in those scrolls dad and Uncle Vergil left us, I mean that seal that let us talk to them and that map was all there was, there has to be more given the size of them."
"I agree." Sasuke nodded, "We should take a look when we get back home we should still have around an hour or so of sunlight left by then."
Naruto then punched Sasuke in the arm and ran ahead, "Race ya!!"
"You're on!" Sasuke shouted as he ran after his twin.
"Halt!" one of the two Hyuga guards at the front gate to the Hyuga mansion called as they saw someone approaching, "State your business."
"Are you two idiots as blind as you happen to look?" Hinata said rudely as she put a hand on her hip.
Both guards' eyes widened, "Hi-Hinata-sama?"
"Who did you think I was?" Hinata asked blankly wondering on how intelligent the guards were.
Hinata walked past them, "Excuse me as I have to go tease my cold hearted father on how he always stuttered and blushed around mother when he was younger."
She started whistling a happy tune as she went inside the mansion to go find her father and completely embarrass him. She found out from a Hyuga branch member that her father was in a meeting with the clan elders currently and couldn't be disturbed.
Hinata kindly thanked the branch member, and went in the direction of the meeting room, she would not only get the chance to embarrass her father but also in front of the clan elders, oh life was good to her!
"Alright let's take a look." Naruto said as he plopped down on the couch and unsealed his and his brother's scrolls and set them on the coffee table in front of them.
They both opened their scrolls past the two halves of symbol for 'SPARDA' and the first thing they saw were writing that looked to be instructions. They both read through it and realized that they said the same thing, they both started: Youki 101 and How to Unlock it.
Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other. They grinned.
'This'll be fun.' they both thought.
(Next Day, Academy)
"Damn last night was exhausting…" Naruto said as he all but fell into his seat next to Sasuke completely beat, the latter looking ever-so-slightly tired.
"Unlocking Youki is much harder than it sounds." Sasuke mumbled.
"Apparently that warning that said if you where ten or older in human years then unlocking Youki would be hard wasn't just a joke." the brothers hung their heads with heavy sighs.
"Although some of that stuff was ridiculous!" Naruto said, "What does having to drink two gallons of ice cold beer upside down in a handstand have to do with anything then wolfing down seventy olive topping only pizzas in less than one minute have to do with anything!?!?"
"We come from a very odd family my brother." Sasuke said, Naruto nodded. Rebellion gave a clack next to Naruto.
"Is father agreeing or chiding us?" Sasuke asked.
Naruto shrugged, "Hell if I know."
Clack, clack, clack
"Yep he's chiding us alright." Naruto said, the two of them noticed other kids starting to file into the room and Rebellion thankfully stopped clacking so no attention would be drawn to it.
But it was then that Sasuke noticed the chair to his right was still empty…
Meaning a fan girl could take it…
"Brother…" Sasuke whimpered slightly, "Please tell me that Hinata will be here soon."
Naruto looked at Sasuke oddly, "What's the matter with you?"
Sasuke turned his gaze to the empty chair next to him and Naruto's gaze followed his and he latched onto his train of thought and rolled his eyes, "You're an idiot."
Naruto stood up and placed Sasuke in his seat while he took Sasuke's old one.
"O-Oh…" Sasuke stumbled pathetically.
Naruto shook his head, "There are times when I wonder, Sasuke."
"Shut up." Sasuke turned away, "I could say the same about you."
"Shall I give you to the fan girls?"
"You wouldn't dare."
"Try me." Sasuke glared at him but said nothing knowing that his twin might actually come through with his threat.
"OI NARUTO-BAKA STOP THREATING MY SASUKE-KUN!!!" Sakura screeched at him making the brothers' ears ring.
"Urg. Naruto, do you think we could rip out the banshee's voice box?" Sasuke asked through clenched teeth his ears still ringing.
Before Naruto could answer Sakura was grabbed by her long hair and thrown to the other side of the room landing on top of another student.
"God, does she ever shut up?" Hinata drawled as she sat next to Naruto setting Kalina Ann next to her.
"That was a good throw." Naruto told her as the ringing in his ears finally began to recede.
"No kidding." Sasuke agreed, "Who do you think our sensei is going to be?"
"As long as it's not a pervert I don't really care." Naruto responded.
"I'm sure that who ever it is was very carefully thought out so they could help us with our weaknesses and help better our strengths and make sure we work together." Hinata said.
"I doubt that." Sasuke told them, "Given the way the village and the Council thinks of Naruto and myself I wouldn't be surprised if they stuck us with some incompetent recently promoted green horn jonin."
Naruto nodded with a small frown, "But I don't think the Hokage himself would allow that to happen."
"Naruto-kun's right," Hinata said, "The Hokage would never let some fresh jonin lead a genin team."
"I suppose you're right." Sasuke relented, "But if he didn't have any power over whom to pick the council would give us the freshest jonin that they have that got promoted because of who he is instead of skill."
Naruto growled, "Heads would roll if that ever happened."
"Alright everyone settle down!!" Iruka called as he came into the room followed by eight other people.
"These here are the jonin sensei that will be leading the teams." Iruka explained, he gave them all a quick look and noticed that one was missing. He voiced his thought.
The jonin looked at one another and collectively sighed.
"Kakashi…" a woman with black hair and red eyes sighed, "Always late. I feel sorry for whoever has him as a sensei."
"Alright now everyone I'm going to call out the team numbers and the jonin sensei will step forward and take the teams away for their first team meeting." Iruka explained to all of them, but before he could start he heard footsteps coming from the hallway and stopping in front of the door, it opened to reveal a jonin with silver gravity defying hair, a mask covering the lower half of his face, and his head band tilted over his left eye seemingly being used as a makeshift eye patch.
All of the jonin and Iruka that knew of Kakashi and his lateness were definitely stunned beyond recognition; Kakashi was on time for something that wasn't of great importance.
But they noticed something was wrong Kakashi looked relaxed at first glance but to a trained eye one could see that Kakashi was tense.
"Get in line with the others." a voice said from behind him. Kakashi walked forward stiffly revealing that a large sword was pointed at the base of his spine and the one holding the sword was…
'Nero?' Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata all thought. The hell was Nero doing here?
Nero removed his sword from Kakashi's back once he was in line with the others and the devil hunter went and stood next to the desk that the three partial devils were sitting at and put his sword on his back, they briefly noted that his Devil Bringer was wrapped up from view.
"Now if you're ever late again," Nero said to Kakashi, he gripped Red Queen's handle and twisted it so it gave out a loud 'roar', "Then you'll find my sword piercing a very 'delicate' place."
Kakashi gulped as he nodded showing that he understood.
"Well dolphin-boy?" Nero addressed Iruka, "You gonna get on with this or what?"
Iruka shook himself and realized he wasn't dreaming and Kakashi was actually on time for once, "Uh… right."
The chunin cleared his throat, "Alright Team 1..."
Iruka continued until he reached Team 7 which was where Nero had him paused.
He handed him a note. "From the Hokage." he told him.
Iruka took the note and quickly read it over his eyes widening slightly as he did, he cleared his throat again, "Alright both of Team 7's sensei step forward."
Kakashi took a step forward and Nero looked at the three partial devils. "Come one you three." he told them.
"Wait." Naruto said, "You and the Cyclops over there are our sensei?"
"Did you think I could leave your training to not only one: a pervert," Nero said to them, Hinata twitched at the 'pervert' part, "But two: someone as weak as him and you three know what I'm talking about."
"Both points are through sensei." Sasuke said as he stood up.
"Yep the other guy is a weak, late, perverse, one-eyed S.O.B." Naruto said cheerily as he stood from his seat. Hinata following suit as she nodded in agreement to Naruto's words.
"You really are Dante's kid!' Nero laughed as he gestured for the three to follow him, "Come on guys, to the roof."
"Hey wait!" Kakashi called as went after them, "Do you have any idea who I am?!" (Yeah Kakashi's gonna be an ass)
They all followed after Nero up to the roof the three genin sat on the steps while Kakashi leaned against the rail trying to look bored while Nero stood with his arms crossed next to the railing.
"Well alright then let's all introduce ourselves." Kakashi said in a bored tone.
"I'll start us off." Nero said, "My name is Nero Sparda, my likes are my wife, rock and heavy metal music, my wife's incredible cooking, and kicking demonic ass, my dislikes are Dante's attitude, annoying Scarecrows, and having to read long as hell books that I find unnecessary, my hobbies are spending time with my wife, listening to my music, and -as of now- coming up with new ways to torture my three new students, and dreams for the future-not telling."
Rebellion let out a small quiet 'clack' at hearing the crack at its true self and Kakashi stiffened some at the 'Scarecrow' part thinking Nero was talking about him although he was disturbed a bit when Nero mentioned demons.
"Alright then red eyes go ahead." Nero said.
Kakashi thought the devil hunter was talking to Sasuke given him being an 'Uchiha' but was surprised and confused when Sasuke made not movement to respond and it was Naruto that spoke.
"My name is Naruto Sparda." Naruto said surprising Kakashi, "My likes are my brother here,"
Naruto gave Sasuke's shoulder a small pat as the other teen smiled a small bit, surprising Kakashi further, the partial devil continued, "My likes are also pizza, my father, badass swords, Hinata-chan, and training until I drop with Bastard as a partner. My dislikes are pizza with olives, Bastard getting the last slice of pizza, and people who judge others before they get to know them. My hobbies are training, eating pizza, and beating the crap out of Sasuke when we're training."
Sasuke snorted at his brother.
"And finally my dreams for the future are to make my father proud and show everyone in this hellhole village that they're wrong about me and Brother being the god damn Kyuubi!" Naruto finished.
Kakashi's blood ran cold at the mention of the Kyuubi, 'So they really do know.'
But the reactions of Hinata and Nero were not as he expected, they were both smiling at Naruto and Sasuke put a hand on his shoulder a small grin on his face and Rebellion, Yamato, and Kalina Ann all let out a soft glow the couldn't be seen in the current light plus a bit of warmth emanated from them.
"Alright twin-in-blue." Nero said, "You're up."
"My name is Sasuke Sparda." Sasuke introduced, "My likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams for the future are basically the same as Brother's."
'Short and sweet eh?' Nero thought, "OK, Lady's girl, you're last."
'Lady?' Kakashi thought, things kept getting more and more confusing.
"My name is Hinata Ann," Hinata said, surprising everyone.
'She took up her mother's maiden name?' Nero thought, 'Well now ain't that gonna mess up more than a few peoples' heads.'
"My likes," Hinata continued, "Are cinnamon buns, flowers, my mother, and my teammates, my dislikes are the bastard elders both of Konoha and my clan, my idiot -and as of last night-embarrassed and shocked father, and perverts."
She said the last part while giving Kakashi a glare that he pretended to be oblivious to.
"And my hobbies and dreams our for me to know." Hinata finished.
Nero nodded, "Good well now that's everyone-"
Kakashi cleared his throat, and Nero rolled his eyes.
"You name is Kakashi and you're an open pervert and that's all we need to know." Nero said annoyed.
"Do you know who I am you bastard?" Kakashi asked not being very fond of Nero.
"You're a perv that copied all his jutsu from others from an implanted Sharingan eye and is completely worthless." Nero told him, "That's who you are."
Kakashi's hand twitched towards his kunai holster…
And he suddenly found Blue Rose in his face.
"What is that?" Kakashi asked.
"You never hear of a gun ya bitch?"
Kakashi's expression was one of confusion.
"I'll take that as a no." Nero pointed his customized gun at the steps next to the genin and-
BANG
A nice chunk of concrete had been blown off the steps scaring everyone and Kakashi found himself staring down the still smoking end of the gun a second time.
"Now do you think I can shoot fast then you can pull out one of your little metal twigs on me?" Nero's voice dared the copy-nin to try and find out.
After a moment Nero withdrew Blue Rose and holstered it, "I didn't think so." He addressed his charges.
"Alright guys meet at Training Ground 7 for your first official team meeting at six sharp." Nero glared at Kakashi, "If you're even a second late I'll not only come through with my former threat but I'll also drill you full of hot lead got it…!"
Kakashi wasn't fully sure what he meant by 'hot lead' but could tell it was a threat as bad as him being castrated so he nodded none-the-less.
Once again I'm sorry this took so long! Please review and let me know what you think and give me the occasional idea!