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CHAPTER 6: Ranks

Just then Hidan came up behind us. "Wow," he said shocked at what he saw.

"Hey, just putting it in the oven." Itachi said.

"Wonder how it will taste." Rexy whispered.

"Who fucking knows." Hidan said. I looked around my kitchen and everything, and I mean EVERYTHING. Was. In. It's place, all clean and sparkles. What Rexy was referring to was what Itachi had put in the oven. It looked so gourmet, better then mine. Like Itachi would make a sloppy dinner, yeah right.

"Your not going to kill him?" Rexy asked.

"No, turns out I have no butcher knives." I said and Itachi looked up.

"Don't do that, you had me scared." Rexy said and walked out.

"Do what?" I asked following her.

"Nothing, just go see Deidara." Rexy said as she sat on the couch. Hidan, and Itachi were talking. I shrugged and walked to my room, I seen that he was up and eating.

"Hey," I smiled, he looked up. "How are you feeling?" I asked as I sat down beside him.

"Better, un." he said simply, and started to stir the soup.

"There's a war going on between me and Alex. I'm not sure when she will strike, but she's not attacking in my territories. She's trying to draw me in her own lands." I started to say to him, hoping that he would understand that much.

"So your walking unknown grounds, un. Dangerous, reckless, and may I add kinda hot, un." he said a faint smirk on his lips.

"Just don't believe what she says. Rest." I said as I got up. "I'll check up on you later, and please promise not to walk in the rain without at least an umbrella." I said as I smiled from the door way.

"Let's play!" Rexy called out as soon as she seen me. "What song shall we do?" she asked me and I just stared at her. I looked around and seen that Hidan wasn't here. 'Where the hell did he go?' I thought and looked back at Rexy. "Tell me before I rub ham in your face." she smiled evily.

"Um. Not sure, I wasn't expecting to play tonight." I said remembering the tragic life of having people rubbing meat in my face.

"Oh come on! Your always one for good songs. What one?" she asked again. I thought for a moment. "Hurry before I make you dance." she partly growled.

"You pick then." I said looking at her.

"Yay!" she called out and started beating the drum to her most favourite song.

"Aw! Not that song, Rexy. Please not that one." I said hearing the familiar beat.

"My child arrived just the other day. Came to the world in the usual way." she started singing. 'Damn you!' I thought knowing the words and the song all to well. She practicly brainwashed me with that song. I went to my guitar and turned it on. No sound came out. I raised a brow and looked towards the amp. 'What the fuck?' I thought as my eyes trailed the cords on the floor towards the plug ins. "What's wrong?" Rexy asked me seeing the worried look on my face. I strummed my guitar again, still no noise came. "There's your problem, it's unpluged." she said and walked over to plug my amp in.

"Wait!" I called out and she stopped an inch away from the plug in. I laid my instrument on the ground and walked over.

"What?" she asked looking at me confused. I took the cord and followed it along to where she was, nothing. I looked thoughtful for a moment. 'I haven't check this yet, and it had no sound. Something is wrong with the wiring, I never unplug my amp unless I needed to.' I thought planning out the amps insides. Rexy caught on my look and went to grab something. "Here. Check." she told me handing me a screw driver.

"Right." I said and walked to my amp and started to take off the backing. Sure enough, wires were cut, and the plug in cord was cut. "Holly fuck." I said as I noticed that Rexy, and I was an inch away from death.

"I almost killed us. Didn't I?" Rexy asked noting the sound in my voice.

"She tried to make it acidental, Alex was already planning our deaths. We need to act, and act fast." I said and walked towards my kitchen and looked around. Itachi was waiting there looking bored as ever. 'Alex doesn't know enough to rig my stove, or the oven. If it was riged then wouldn't it go off as soon as it was turned on?' I thought. Itachi noticed that I haven't said anything and I was looking at the oven.

"Do you think?" Rexy asked me, I just shook my head slightly.

"Not smart enough, even if she did, wouldn't it have gone off as soon as it was turned on?" I said and looked at the noobs on the stove. Nothing was turned on, and I raised a brow.

"I've noticed something in the oven." Itachi stated and I looked over at him. "It was done by an expert." he stated. 'Fuck, she is trying to kill me.' I thought and looked over at Rexy.

"We take her down fast. Bitch needs to learn her place, before I kill her." I said to her.

"I'll check the other electrical things, and inform you if anything else is unusual." Itachi said, and I nodded. I walked out of my kitchen way above pissed.

"Fuck, I'm not even safe in my own home. She probably touched my truck when she arrived." I said and took a quick look outside. It looked as if my truck was untouched, but I didn't trust the single look. "I'm going to check it out." I said to her. I started for the door, taking a quick glance around. I was not going on the elevator. Bitch knows what she done to it. I took the stairs to the bottom and walked out to my truck. "Dog." I said simply and there was my information dog standing beside me.

"Yes?" he asked.

"Do you have information outside of the university?" I asked, he nodded.

"Perfect, what do you know about Alex?" I asked him.

"She's obviously out to get you, she also haven't been in the university for two days." He said.

"That's why it was so quiet for the few days." I said thinking it over. 'I cooked last night, so it must have been done in the afternoon. Also, I haven't touched my amp for a few days.' I thought it over.

"She had some people come by your apartment for some matinence. Electrical mainly." he added. 'Yes, makes sence.' I thought. "Also, someone came in with some bombing equipment." he said. 'Oven.' I thought. "She says that, your art will blow up sky high." he said. "That's what I heard from her, and her plan is to kill you, and run the school by force. Everyone is counting on you to make the first move." he said.

"I'll make a move alright." I said.

"Everyone knows it's not your style of fighting, but you have to take care of this, and fast." he said.

"Since I run the school, it will be easy to take her down. We need c-ranked members to watch her move, you have been promoted to a A-rank. Your nickname is AdderKiller. No longer d-rank, dog. You will lead the c-ranks, along with Cookies aka Tobi. Slick and I will plan our attack. I'll have him arange a meeting tomorrow, everyone should attend." I told him. I took out my cell and called Slick. "Slick, it's Shady. Emergency meeting tomorrow in the morning, you understand." I said. "Good, I'll be waiting in the gym. That's where the meeting will take place, everyone needs to attend. Yes all 200 of the members." I said.

"Slick is an S-rank. Also known as Pein. Right?" AdderKiller asked.

"Yes, second in command. Also, get Seed to join with you, he's our top spy and you will need him on your mission." I told him.

"Seed, also an S-rank, known as Zetsu." he said. I just nodded, he knew my gang system. Each member has a rank, and they have a nickname to go with the rank. Me, I'm an S-rank so my nickname is Shady. I'm leader of the Akatsuki, everyone knows it. Alex known as Bitch. You can guess her rank, if she keeps this up she will be known as Asshole, or maybe even Shitter. I doubt she will make it that high. Right now to me she is a lowly D or C. But other's see her as a B, and I don't go agaist what my member's think.

"Find out what ever you can now, and report to me in the morning." I told AdderKiller.

"Also, another thing. Don't open your truck, or turn it on." Adder said and left.

"Fuck. I knew it." I growled and walked up the stairs. I was glad that I made him my spy, even if it wasn't by choice. Seed is my top spy, and he joined because he wanted to test his skills. I was the one that he mainly tested his skills on since I'm always a mystery to everyone. I always catch him in the act, but sometimes I let him go through with it. Adder is training under Seed, and Adder is more clumsy then Seed. Yet to other's no one can really tell, only S-ranked and A-rank knows when someone is tracking them. I arrived back into the apartment.

"Most of the electrcals, and a few bombs were detected." Itachi reported as soon as I opened the door.

"Dog has been promoted to AdderKiller. He told me that an electrical tech, and a bomb expert was here.

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CHAPTER 6: Ranks

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