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CHAPTER 7: CATS!

"Wow, Alex really has it in for you." Rexy commented. I growled, she and Itachi stepped away from me.

"Where's Hidan?" I asked after a few moments of silence.

"I thought he was with Itachi." Rexy said.

"He's not with me, I thought he would be with Rexy." Itachi said. I looked at both of them and started to wonder. 'They also checked the whole apartment for the 'difficulties' so, he's not here? Where the fuck did he go? Maybe I shouldn't worry much, after all he can look after himself. I mean, seriously he's an S-class ninja. What could possibly happen?' I thought and shrugged.

"Hey, I told Hidan about how we meet. You remember?" Rexy said smiling. I only nodded, the tragic day of meat rubbing in my face. Mainly ham, and fish. "You were really asking for it that day." Rexy added.

"Yes, and the most funny part is. I received every single bit of it. Then you ate it." I said.

"Yup, sure was good. That was the day we were working together in a different job then Bookland." Rexy smiled.

"Yup, good old deli." I smiled. "Yet," I said my smile slightly fading. "You would always get at me for the floor."

"Yeah, because you would always slip and hit your head. Also you were such a show off, using your ninja moves to try and get past everyone that bugs you." Rexy said.

"Oh sure, only because I wanted to get past. Those pervs will not just take a fucking hint." I said remembering those days when things would go from bad to worse in just a few seconds. 'Yup, life is fleeting.' I thought remembering a short I wrote out of boredom. "Rexy, we need to be evil. Itachi is the only one here let's bug him." I smiled whispering in her ear. She smiled back and we started to think of ways to bug the crap out of Itachi. She was the first to laugh evilly, I could tell from the look in her eyes that Itachi would be scared for life.

"Itachi, let's have take out." Rexy called out to him. "Well have chicken another day." she added. I was confused by her reaction, when she laughs evilly she usually puts her plans to action right away. Why wait? She doesn't like to wait, nor keep people waiting. In a way she sounds like a girl version of Sasori.

"Hn." Itachi called from my kitchen. She smirked at me evilly, now I didn't know if her plan was about Itachi, or if it secretly contained me along with it. If it did, I would so get her back.

"You know, you forgot Deidara." Rexy said, was I playing into her trap? Or was she really concerned about Deidara? That haven't fit well with me, since I didn't know what she was thinking, and I always want to know what someone is thinking. That is the reason for the school gang, so I can keep tabs on what's going on, and what other people think of me.

"Right, I'll go check on him. You continue with your plotting." I winked and walked to my room to find Deidara sleeping, Hidan was beside him. I bit my bottom lip to keep myself from laughing at the sight. I walked to my night stand and took out a camera 'Say chickens you two.' I thought as I took a picture of them sleeping side by side. Just to make it more fun for me I took another picture, this time rearranging their position. I rolled Hidan on his side, and placed his hand on Deidara's butt, and Hidan played into my trap. He smiled. I was so evil.

"Itachi, what's taking so long!" Rexy called out to me. I took a step outside of my room and smiled evilly and went back to rearranging them. I placed Hidan's left leg on Deidara's right thigh and messed up Hidan's hair a bit. I placed a few drops of water on his forehead, and placed some of his hair made it stick to his face. I fixed his cloths so it looked messy, and I did the same to Deidara. I took a step back and looked at them for a moment. I smiled and took the picture. Hidan woke up and jumped away from Deidara, I took a picture of that.

"What the fuck!" Hidan called out pointing a fingure at Deidara. I took a picture of that. Deidara sat up and looked over at Hidan and smiled, I took a picture of that. "We didn't!" he had a shocked look on his face. I took a picture of that. This was all to funny, and it went better then I expected.

"What are you talking about, un?" Deidara asked as he yawned. I took another picture of that. He placed a hand behind him and I quickly took a picture of that before his hand rested on the bed. Hidan relaxed, and I took a picture. He took a step forward and placed his hands on the bed, yup you guessed it, I took a picture.

"Why the hell was my hand on your ass!?" Hidan called out, and I couldn't help it I just had to laugh. That is when they noticed me, and the camera. "You!" he called out and started to charge at me. I looked up and dodged him and ran out of the room closing the door. I ran over to Rexy and hid behind her giggling a bit. Hidan, and Deidara came out with a mad expression. Obviously Hidan told Deidara what had happened when he woke up.

"Hi." Rexy smiled at them, Hidan immediately softened his expression. I took a quick picture of that, and he got mad again. Since I was behind his girlfriend, he didn't charge at me and Deidara was still in a daze because of his current state. "Ariel apologize to them." Rexy said sternly. "If you don't I'll beat the crap out of you, and you will not walk for three months." she said in a dangerous tone. I gulped and stood up and stepped away from her.

"Sorry, Hidan." I smiled bringing my hand to the back of my neck. Hidan grumbled but went to sit at the couch while I made my way to take Deidara back to the bed. The cat's were already crowding the bed and I glared at them. 'Annoying little creatures.' I thought. Deidara laid down, and one of the cat's crawled on his stomach. Did I forget to mention that he was still shirtless? I know drool! Those well toned abs, and sculpted body. I looked at the cat, and it was looking at me. Did it notice the drool? Do cat's even think? I wiped my mouth quickly.

"I saw that, un." Deidara said and I turned to look at him, he was grinning, and watching me. I flushed instantly realizing that he was watching me the whole time, watching me stare at his well built body, and drooling over it. OMG!!!! I looked at the cat and it looked like it was smirking at me. I glared at it and knocked it off of Deidara.

"Mockery." I growled at it, and I heard Deidara laugh. Well, it seemed like he made a full recovery. Otherwise he wouldn't just kiss me like that. One of the cat's scratched his back and he turned to look at it. 'Damn! Cat's are also out to get me.' I thought and looked over at a half filled cup of water and thought evilly of pouring it over the cat and spilling some on Deidara. I did just that. The weird part just had to happen.

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CHAPTER 7: CATS!

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