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CHAPTER 8: Habit

"Mockery." I growled at it, and I heard Deidara laugh. Well, it seemed like he made a full recovery. Otherwise he wouldn't just kiss me like that. One of the cat's scratched his back and he turned to look at it. 'Damn! Cat's are also out to get me.' I thought and looked over at a half filled cup of water and thought evilly of pouring it over the cat and spilling some on Deidara. I did just that. The weird part just had to happen.

Rexy's Prov!

Alright, let's start how we met. Me and Ariel were working at a deli. She has been working there for a few months, and she was the one showing me around. Even though she looked board out of her mind. I could tell there was a fun side to her, I just had to bring that out. I asked if we could hang out after work, and she agreed. Since everyone cancelled on her for some unknown reasons. Little did I know, she went over the top of fun. Yet, it's fun being around her, she's always thinking of something fun to do.

"So, Ariel." I said.

"Yeah?" she asked with a crocked smile, I've grown used to that, since her mind was evil.

"What are your friends like?" I asked her starting to wonder if she got that from one of her friends.

"They're fine, not as crazy as me, but just plain old hyper." she smiled that crocked smile.

"Really? Well how did you become like that?" I asked her.

"Hidan." she said.

"Hidan? From Naruto, Hidan?" I asked her.

"Yup, but I don't sacrifice people for Jashin. I'll beat them to a bloody pulp." she smiled.

"What?" I asked a little confused. I didn't know much about Hidan, or the other Akatsuki. But I had a feeling I was about to. Turned out I was right, she practically knew everything about the Akatsuki. "I hope you don't mind." I said and waked her in the back of the head to shut her up. She only laughed.

"Good one, sorry for talking your ears off...Hidan." she smiled rubbing the back of her head. Yup that's how I got the nickname Hidan. Even though I would swear at her to shut up. After getting to know her more, I've realized that I was the only one that stayed on her good side. Also I got away with giving her a few whacks in the head, and survived. Everyone would always complement me about that. One day, she was giving someone a good beating and I was unnoticed. She get's really scary when she's pissed, or irritated. I often wonder how I stayed on her good side after doing the exact same thing as that other girl had done not to long ago. Yeah she was violent, foul mouthed, and doesn't take no for an answer. But I know that she's kind, caring, and hyper most of the time. Was I the only one that got to see her like that? After meeting with her friends, I was accepted immediately. They say not many people got to know Ariel often enough because of her bad ass rep. A guy, she calls him Kisame was talking merrily to Ariel I've started calling her Itachi after I've witnessed what she did to that girl. Her and Kisame would always hang out, so the name actually fit her. Naruto, a girl that usually clung to Ariel and try to kiss her was always around and always talking. I've gotten involved without being left out.

"So your 'Bloody Fang's' new friend, huh?" Kisame smiled. He certainly had his hair style.

"Yeah, Itachi and me are friends. We both work at a Deli." I said.

"Yup, Hidan and me are friends." she smiled.

"So, Hidan is it? Your officially part of our group, The Akatsuki. I'm Kisame." he announced.

"Naruto!" the girl that clung to Itachi called out.

"Sasuke." another gave a smile, she also had his hair style. "That name fit's her, me and her a enemies. Right Itachi." Sasuke sneered. Ariel just rolled her eyes and waited for the others to introduce themselves.

"Sakura." another girl said clinging on to Sasuke.

"Deidara! Un." a loud girl called. "ART IS A BANG!" she lit a fire cracker and threw it up in the air. It went off and she was grinning at us.

"Call me Sasori." a guy smiled. 'Not at all anything like the one in the Manga.' I thought.

"That's it? Where's Kakuzu, Tobi, Pein, Konan, and Zetsu?" I asked them. They looked at each other and laughed. I was confused.

"We don't have those member's yet, Hidan. Sorry we don't have your partner here. We have Team 7, Me and Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori. Sound right." Itachi said.

"If we ever find a Tobi, I'm going to rip my ears off, un." Deidara said, Sasori chuckled. "You, don't leave me alone with a Tobi, un." she was pointing a finger at Sasori.

"Not in a million years." he was holding up his hands still smiling.

"Sounds about right, un." Deidara said with a smile on her face. 'Yup, they were crazy. Not as nutty as Ariel though.' I thought with a smile. We went to my dorm and everyone was poking around in the kitchen. Ariel looked at me disapprovingly as she seen hardly anything in the cabinets, or fridge.

"I don't like eating." I stated. I had money to buy food, and pay for my classes. I was just subconscious about my body.

"I don't like it." Ariel growled out.

"I'll get her to eat something." Kisame said to Ariel.

"Everyone's tried. Don't see how your any different." I said as I crossed my arms. Ariel gave a disgusted face. It didn't bother me much.

"If I get you to eat something, you will have to eat everyday. If I fail, then I can not let you stay my friend. Sorry, but I have a problem with people not eating to stay alive." Ariel said calmly. "I'll be back with something for you to try, Kisame need your help." Ariel said she left with Kisame following after her. Everyone else looked at me and started talking to me like nothing had happened. Half an hour went by and she was back, and started using my kitchen to make something. I could hear everyone's stomach growl with the smell of chicken in the air.

"How long now?" Kisame asked his head on the table watching Ariel.

"Not long." Ariel said and started to put the already cut, hot, and off the stove chicken in a bowl with some cabbage, green peppers, tomato's, carrots, and some celery. She mixed it up and served it to us, she placed a few dressing sauces on the centre of the table. I looked at it not bothering to touch it. I could hear everyone eating hungrily at the salad. I rolled my eyes as I caught Ariel's expression. I took a bit of the chicken. I couldn't believe it! It tasted so good! I took another bite. I took another, and another. I mean. No one. NO one has ever gotten me to eat.

"Taste good?" Kisame smiled.

"Looks like she's going to eat the plate." Sasori commented. I didn't care I finished off the plate, not literally of course. "What do you know. She ate the plate after all." Sasori teased.

"No she didn't, go ahead and have some more." I heard Ariel chuckle and I went to get some more salad. I later then held the bowl and started to eat whats left in the bowl.

"What do you know, you got her to eat after all." Sasuke smiled.

"Keep your promise, Hidan." Ariel told me and I looked at her and nodded with a smile.

"As long as it's from you, then I'm fine with it." I smiled even more. I started eating again after that, and I was exercising with her and Kisame. Normally they would start fighting each other, and I would just watch. We played a few games of basket ball, soccer, and any other sport. She even taught me how to fight, and we later began to fight each other. Sometimes I would take on Kisame as well, he would always go easy on me. With Ariel, he would go all out on her trying to match up with her. I could see why she liked fighting with him, he would always try harder to try to keep her down for at least three seconds. She would always loose more stress from fighting with Kisame. It surprised me actually.

"Kisame, your going down and staying down!" Ariel called smiling as she went with another furry of fist landing down on Kisame. I later found out the source of her stress, I knew she ran the school, but the problems with in her gang gave her a lot of stress. Only her few friends knew how she really is with them. She was very caring to all of us, she knows us better, and she tries everything in her will to protect us from her gang's problems. In the deli we always got into ham wars, that I would always start, and later eat. We would always try to keep that part away from our boss. Then we decided to quit and work at Bookland, since the ham wars were starting to get out of hand.

"Shall we call it a day?!" said an out of breathe Kisame. Ariel laughed a bit and nodded. "Good!" Kisame collapsed and lay in the grass. Ariel sat down beside me and we started talking. Mostly about how great it was to work in Bookland, The Akatsuki's problems, and my eating habits. All was good. I stayed in perfect shape, me and her are the same size. Both skinny, and a well built body. I've also noticed she had a piercing on her belly button, and on her left side was a small heart tattoo, also an Angel tattoo, it had blue frilly wings on the A, and the L, a halo over the A, and the G had a twisty effect to it. It also had a rose vine, with a few small roses on it circling the word. I asked her about that tattoo and she told me that Kisame gave it to her.

"Why would Kisame give you a tattoo?" I asked her.

"Birthday present. He made the design, and we got a professional to do it." she said with a smile. I shook my head with a smile.

"Why on your back?" I asked her.

"Again, Kisame." she said.

"Guys much be all over you." I said.

"Yup. Have to beat them off with my fist." she smiled. "And they still come back for more." we both laughed. One day at work, she got a call. Neither of us was expecting it to be from Uchiha Itachi! Like OMG!!! That was the best day ever. When that call ended we both would squeal, then another call. When that ended, and it ended rather quickly without her saying a thing. She asked me if I wanted to go with her. Now I couldn't refuse! I mean seriously! This was Japan after all. When we found out our flight was delayed, we meet Deidara.

Ariel was acting very odd, like she couldn't think, that started happening after we left for the air port. Being Ariel's friend, I knew that she like Deidara's character. To find out that he was heading the same direction, we decided to let him tag along. Now I don't know what happened in the jet between her and Deidara, but knowing her she won't tell. Especially if it's an embarrassing thing. I would bug her to no end about it. Yeah she had an effect on me. When we got to the other Air port, we met Hidan. She knew me, and knew me well. I liked Hidan's Character, and the best part was that my nickname was him. But seriously! How in the world was Naruto character's keep popping up?!

Then we meet Itachi in person. I swear! We must have gotten on a plane, that tel-ported us to their world! Seriously! They look exactly like the characters! A few times, I've met up with a girl yup Alex. Now it wasn't my fault that I convinced Ariel to let this girl come near us. I swear this girl was a mastermind. I've later discovered that she was trying to get close to us because of Ariel's popularity. When Ariel turned people down that she wasn't actually with us, people ignored her. She later started to get hits on her. Back to now.

I had just sent her away to see Deidara, while I was with Hidan telling him everything about what I just told you, when we heard her scream. Hidan was laughing his head off, while Itachi came out asking what happened. I shrugged and the three of us went to investigate. MAN WHAT A SIGHT IT WAS!!! You should have been there! Seriously!!

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CHAPTER 8: Habit

MUHAHAHA!!!!!!EVIL! Yes, I continue to be evil!!! Sorry, but waiting in suspense is the best!!! Muhahahaha!!!! I'm so evil, no I'm not evil. I'M THE AUTHOR!!!! HEHEHEHE Next chapter is for you my anonymous reviewer^^ Sorry had to play that for April fools, even though I'm so late on it^^; I'll have the next chapter up^^; I promise^^ *Holds up a shield* See ya after the Easter holidays! Or tomorrow, if your lucky^^;

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