Alice Human Sacrifice ~happy version~
Once again inspired by 'alice human sacrifice ~happy vers.~' on youtube.
Note: sake=Japanese rice wine
-tan = a cuter way of saying 'chan'
-sama = master
moe = a cuter way of saying 'kawaii' which means 'cute'
Notenote: The dream is narrating, which is in bold, so you know what's going on. And the story also complies with the song, so (I think) it should work if you read this while listening to the song. Enjoy! :)
There was once a little dream. Nobody knew who had dreamt it. It was really such a small dream. This made the little dream think, I don't want to disappear, how would I make people remember me?
Hmm… Oh I know! I'll make people come to me into a wonderland where they can make my world! That way they'll remember me! :D
The first alice was a gallant lady of red.
Meiko: I want my sake! Give it to me or else! *waves sword randomly*
Villagers: Meiko-san, you drank so much sake we ran out of it in the village. You'll have to go the the secret wine cellar in the middle of the forest until we restock!
The first alice created a red path with her sword that lead into the forest.
Meiko: Hmph, FINE. *cuts a cord and a red carpet rolls out into the forest*
Villagers: Someone'll come and get you when the wine comes.
Meiko: *walks into forest* Yeah, but you better HURRY.
That was… faster than expected. Weird.
The second alice was a fragile man of blue.
Kaito: Lalalaalaaaaaa~
The second alice filled the land with song and created a crazy world.
Crazed fangirl 1: OHHH KAITOOO!
Kaito: Haha, girls girls, there's enough of me to go around.
Crazed fangirl 2: KAITO!
Crazed fangirls: KAIIITOOOO!
Kaito: Uh oh…
Extremely crazed fangirl: *takes a gun* KAITO! My everlasting love, let us be together forever! If I can't have you, no one else can! *bang*
And a madman took a gun to him and….
Wait. Why's there a pile of clothes lying on the ground with a bullet hole through it?
(naked) Kaito: HAH you can't get me so easily!
Extremely crazed (but sad) fangirl: *places a blue rose on pile of clothes in mistaken belief that that's Kaito* Kaaaaito!
That's really really really strange. Seriously, what is he, a ninja?
The third Alice was a pretty girl of green.
Miku: Teehee~
People: OMIGOD. It's Miku-tan! MIKU-TANN!
Miku: Kyahahaaaa~ let the kawaii Miku-tan moe moe you all!
She's so cute and dear I'll hate to lose her, but she's too vain and she's creating such a strange world. *creates a distorted version of self*
Miku: ?
Distorted Dream: Hehehee… you're getting old… you know? Soon you'll lose all your popularity!
Miku: What?
Distorted Dream: Yes, it will happen! Fuahahaaaa
Miku: *stones over* I'm…
Distorted Dream: ?
Miku: Still…
Distorted Dream: Huh?
Miku: POPULAR! LOOK AT MY RATINGS! *steps on the Distorted Dream and whacks it with a leek*
Distorted Dream: Owwww… owowowowowowowwwwwowowowwwww! Owowowowowow!
Ow. That's gonna hurt. I feel for that guy…
During this time two children came in.
They had a tea party under rose trees.
Rin: Hey, Mr, why are you naked except for a rose and a scarf?
Kaito: It's mah style, you know? Mah style!
Len: Don't go near him, Rin… he might be a pedo and, like rape us or something…
An invitation from the castle was the trump card of hearts.
Miku: Hey, distorted dream-chan, pass this invitation to them ok? *hands distorted dream a card that reads 'Please come to my castle 3 love, miku'*
Distorted Dream: Yes… Miku-sama…
The forth alice were pure twins of heart.
They brought their curiosity into wonderland
Rin: Seriously, why ARE you naked, Mr Kaito?
Len: I told you, I think he's a rapist.
Kaito: *starts tearing* Don't ask, why do you keep asking? WHYYY?
They went through many different doors.
Len: *bends down* Are you sure this is the right door?
Rin: It's too small…
Len: Yeah. We can't fit the road roller into this, can we?
Rin: Who cares? Just tunnel though!
Len: You'll knock it over…
This is never going to work, is it?
Rin: Did you say something?
Len: Nope. I think it's that little chibi over there.
Me?
Len: Yea. You. Don't think we didn't see you following us. Are you, like, a stalker?
*sigh* No… I don't want to disappear…
Rin/Len: That's ok, we can't leave this place anyway, let's go to the castle together, ok?
I… don't know. *blush*
Rin/Len: You don't have to keep dragging people here, so let's play and have fun together, alright?
Yea!
And so the little dream that was afraid of vanishing found its Alice, and the Alices found their companions, all of them.
This one is really short. I'm sorry. I would probably start using an actual story format instead of a script in the next stories. I don't know which one I should make happy next. Suggestions? :) Reviews are much appreciated, thanks, else I might just give up. D: