AN/ DANK FO DA SUGGESTONS! I APPRCIATE UT! (dank to luk for huplin w da stury!)
Chaturp sic: bluuudy terz
Ass dey decenened teh stairss ofh de torop dorr it gut druk (liek ma soul) so steb tuuk out lorshlight and shonned teh druknass aways. tehn teh gut toob da button tehy saws sumthin derpersin aund suicideal. teh suew onxy teeed up wit a ftutrisiricsih rop. Jasspasss was noxted to ur aund trinto kasss herrrrrr. but i was holdin her away wit ma fuuts. it was eaasy cuz am de strongest germ.
"ONCY Y U NO LUB MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" jurpuss scarmed at meh.
"BECUZ I LURVED JERAMENTA!11!111!111111111?" I suuued.
garpted gaassseed aund i luuked ( HI LUKK I LUVV U) ovar at hurrrrr.
"Do you really mean it?" Garnet asked.
"OF CURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSE" ised
"I feel the same way," Garnet replied.
"FOK U PERPS" Jama scramed.
japsssss wus als o goftttic cuz hamworld was perp to her and her purtns commited sucide by slitiin derjams ( das how hjams commney suced)
Japsum had enboy lung blak hair wit purpol and rubard streks teh reacjed her bak. her teth uwure straiht anud whet and wur blak snad shuped at hot topic. she was wurin blaklipstick black eyliner and red eyeshedew. she had a blak corrsest wit blac lace on it wit a blka mini. she hab pink fishnets and blak cumbat bottts.
lapipiss gut mad aund yellled ut japass.
"U STUPIED POSUR GOFFF" Lapizedalbed yeeeld.
"let unxy go ya perp poseurr" yalled urmatheurst.
"yea. let hur gu" says pearl thristaly (she havb cursh on onxy 2 :::::::)))))))))))
jasssssspur get up to gu foght jeeeems aund brings ony wit hur.
"fuse wit me ounxy" said jpssur commmmentd sexaly
"nu" sabs ounxy
"2bad" saied jaspun
dey fused
TO BE CUTTTINED...