AN/ Whtz 'muy imortel? wy do u gyz kep comparin it 2 meh soreh. DIS IS 100%%%% ORIGONEL WURK!1 (danks to mah luv fur halpin me)
CHAPUR 7: GREN FRUR
Me und jazpur had fuzzed mush to muy supriz. I guzz i kunda wunted to fuz or elze it wuldnt of hoppund,.
"What...?" Garnet said, looking at the monstrosity before her.
Muh un jazpur mad a slughtly mur orunge onux jem. we wur tol und hed a buk druz on. it waz tigt and goffik soin da perfuct curvz of me und jazpur. weh hud greuy har dat waz draggun on da flur. it luked leik samura fom da rung 2. weh hud hig hukd blubk bots dat wunt up 2 our thighs. Or FUZON WAZ CULLED ONJAZITE.
"WE AUR ZO HUTTT JAZPON!11111" I sad thru our moth.
JAzport roared, "uzunt fuzion grat! Itz a grat tactuc to mak stung jemz strungar!1!"
We fluxed ur muscles un noded. we agred, we waz supah goffic und saxzy and luzbonish. (Leik gurnatram bc rubor un saprumtatph!)
"Snap out of it!" Garnet shouted. "What about us?"
Weh oked dun at hur. we waz su tal un sexzy.
"I duh sul lov u, gramertamana!" i sud
"Nu! U luv me!" Jazpur sud truing to tak contrul.
"Gems, attack!" Garnet sprinted towards us.
HJazpader uzed or urm to to smuk hur away.
"Don hurt gramantersup!" I yulled!1
seben waz watcun sadluh az dis waz happuning. He begun to cruh. "Dus udont leik u onux! unfuze and com bak to uz!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!111111!1" Purampat, Amuthgrab, und labizses sud toguder.
"NU!" Jazpop sud and swong da arm at stuvun. he flu bac und hut da wul herd.
he poofed.
TO BEH CONTIWED...