AN/ Surah fur da duluh i um vuzitun muh grundma und grunpupa en unglund! Wuh wunt to se da efful towur! (Luk i stull luv u eben do u dunt 3 tak muh buk pluzzzzzz!)
CHUPTAH 14: PUNK LUPS
I loked up ut roz und wuz takun abuk. "ROOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZSSSSSSEEEEE? Wut ur u doun har/" I surprized goffikly (LIK LUK WHEN I CULLD HUM YUZTERDUH).
Roz was wurin her uzual whte druzz exzupt it was bluk and shuh hud dyud hur haur purpul wif bluk strucks. instud of beun barfot she had on bluk convurz. Shug had bluk eylunder und hot punk eyeshudaw and wut fundaton.
"Onugz, im buk to tul u abut u. u knu ur a cmashul jem riut?" Shuh sud.
"i dun thunk zo, im not dut spushul..." i sud depruzzudly.
roz slupped meh, "NU UR PRF SHUT OP!" she glard at meh dun smulid. "do u kno wju ur so goffuk and luk (LUK PLZ I LUV U I MAD U A SWUTUR OUT UF MUH HAR!) def?"
"Nu." I sud sul confuzzed.
"itz becuz ur an expuramuntul jum, omuz." shus sid. "u are undustrugtable and ur gm cunt be brokun." shu tok a brith, "ur actualluh an onux DIAMOD"
I luked ut hur n a goffuk wuh. "i don gut ut! whug meh im not spushul enof!"
roz sook hur hud. "iz tru lov." she kuzzed meh on da forhud. "defut jazzhands for meh, okuh?"
I nuddud und he fuded awuh.
TO BEH CONTUNUED!
LUK