A/N: Hi again everyone, your resident wrestling friend here back with a different kind of story. This is more or less going to be a show about what has happened in between PRWA pay-per-views. For what it's worth, this is now going to be the more official way of setting up pay-per-views.

A/N 2: I own nothing.

The Ranger Killers Team BAT Segment

(Control by Puddle of Mudd plays as the show returns from commercial break)

"Welcome back to the Saddledome in Calgary, and I am Y2J Chris Jericho of the WWE along with Kurt Angle of TNA. Now a lot of the hype around the PRWA these days is because of one of the hottest factions in the PRWA, the Ranger Killers," Jericho said.

"And at Falcon's Fury this faction will have the opportunity to make its mark in two separate handicap matches," Angle said. "In one handicap match, it's a 3-on-2 as the team of Adam Park and Bridge Carson face off against Diabolico, Bansheera and Vypra. And in a two on one handicap match, Tanya Sloan-Park will face off against both members of the Hired Guns, Maya and Scorpina. Team BAT has been defiant in the face of long odds, but at Falcon's Fury these three stars face the longest odds of their careers."

Begin Promo

PRWA weekly, March 5, 2008, Sprint Center, Kansas City, Missouri

Enter Sandman begins playing as we get to the halfway point of the show, which can only mean trouble.

Indeed, out comes the Ranger Killers faction, as one team, as they head to the ring.

Announce Table

"And ladies and gentlemen, here comes by far the most dangerous faction to ever grace the walkways of the PRWA," new PRWA play-by-play man Joey Styles said, color commentators Kurt Angle and the Rock beside him. "These are the five who were involved in several hellacious attacks at Wedding Night and cost Adam and Tanya a match last week against the team of Trini Kwan and Rachel McDowell."

"Oh, they are hot tonight, aren't they Joey?" Rock said. "Rock will tell you right now, these girls have no class at all."

"Oh give me a break Mr. People's Champ!" Angle snapped. "Just shut up already, we know you think these girls have no class! They're winners, OK? Let's face it, Adam Park got extremely lucky at RangerMania in that strap match, and now Scorpina feels...well, scorned. You have to at least understand that, Rock!"

"Yeah, right, Kurt we all know you have a crush on most of the girls in the ring, seeing that you've never been with a woman most of your life," Rock muttered.

"What? How dare you!" Angle said.

"And the crowd here in Kansas City really giving it to the five superstars in the ring," Styles said.

In the Ring

"Well," Scorpina said, "I guess none of us really blame you for being angry."

The crowd in Kansas City cranks up the boos again, as if to echo that statement.

"You know, several months ago this was a prett rosy place," Scorpina said. "You had Adam Park propose to the woman who is now his...wife."

That caused Scorpina to nearly vomit and the crowd to erupt at the same time. The crowd also began chanting for both of the superstars who were no doubt watching this.

"I was still licking my wounds after Mr. Park, well, for lack of a better term, beat my ass at RangerMania," Scorpina said. "You had Maya and I just struggling to make it through, you had these three struggling as well after Lightspeed beat their asses."

This prompted more cheers.

"And then came 10 nights ago...a night none of you were ever expecting," Maya said. "Then came last Wednesday night, when the five of us cost Adam and Tanya the match and simply brutalized the two of them in this very ring. But oh, every time I go through an airport, on the street, in the hotel, the only thing I hear is that we went too far. We crossed the line, so to speak."

After that, Maya handed the mic back to Scorpina, who promptly said. "To hell with Adam and Tanya and to HELL WITH THAT!"

The crowd boos the five once again, causing the five in the ring to just shrug. "Honestly, I can't blame you for booing," Scorpina said. "But I have bad news for all of you assbackwards hicks in Kansas City...it's only going to get worse. Because WE will tell you when we've crossed the line. WE will tell you when too much is too much. And frankly those two asked for it."

"You see," Vypra said as she took the mic next, "what none of you realize, and what Adam and Tanya probably don't realize, is that every single superstar in the back is tired of their little MTV drama taking up valuable time in the ring. You can think of them both as the new Shawn Michaels and Triple H of the 1990s...spotlight stealing parasites."

Bansheera took the mic next as the crowd in Kansas City boos this comment, and begins a spontaneous DX chant.

"See those two represent you and the little bits of entertainment that you want," Bansheera said. "But we the Ranger Killers represent something far bigger...each and every superstar in the back who is tired of Adam and Tanya jumping off ladders, superkicking people in the face, jumping into the crowd with fans just so they can hog the spotlight while we lag behind."

"It's like Scorpina said," Diabolico said as he took the mic last. "We won't stop until WE think it's too much. We won't stop the brutality until their carcasses can never walk again. And most of all, they may be about entertainment, but this is a WRESTLING company! We are about beating their asses and brutalizing them while they are about entertaining you! That's the difference between you, and us! While you're concerned about what they say, we're concerned about stepping in this ring and beating their asses till they turn black and blue!"

"The truth hurts doesn't it?" Scorpina said. "It's a bitter pill to swallow, and we don't blame you for being angry. The truth -"

Scorpina's about to really give it to the crowd when California by Tupac hits and out comes Tanya to a raucous ovation.

Tanya lets the crowd shower her with praise for 30 seconds, then looks straight down the barrel of the five dangerous superstars.

"First of all," Tanya said, "it's kind of loud in here but I'd be damned if I didn't hear the five of you didn't insult two of the greatest superstars in wrestling history."

The crowd really lets the ovation rip this time and a fresh round of DX chants resonate throughout the Sprint Center.

"There's an old saying that goes something like this," Tanya said. "Be careful of the words you use because one day you may have to eat them."

The five in the ring looked at each other nervously. What in the hell was that supposed to mean?

"Don't worry, I'm sure you'll figure out in time exactly what I mean," Tanya said as a sly grin crossed her beautiful features. "And the second point I want to address is, the five of you seem awfully proud of yourself for brutalizing Adam, Bridge and I over the past week and a half. No doubt, the five of you had a hell of a gameplan. But it's like you said yourself, Scorpina, it's one battle. The war is just beginning."

Scorpina just laughed as she took the mic.

"Wow, uh, Tanya I guess being around Adam all these years has had an effect on you because for a girl who has lost half your blood in the last week and a half you sure seem cocky. How about we fix that...matter of fact, how about I beat your ass one more time in this ring?"

Tanya started to say something but Scorpina stopped her.

"But NOT...in the way you think. What I propose is a little two on one handicap match for Falcon's Fury...you and me...and my Hired Guns tag team partner Maya. So what do you say there, T?" Scorpina said.

"Hey, I'm liking that just fine," Tanya said. "And as long as we're making handicap matches, that brings me to the three of you."

She pointed at Bansheera, Diabolico and Vypra.

"Turns out Adam and I were having lunch at Arthur Bryant's Bar-B-Q here in Kansas City today." Tanya said which got her a raucous ovation - this was BBQ country after all. "We got to talking about matches and it turns out he wants a match with the three of you. So on behalf of Adam, he's challenging the three of you to a 3-on-2 handicap match at Falcon'sF Fury against him and Bridge. So what's your answer?"

Bansheera smiled...this was working out perfectly as the group of five already had Adam and Tanya in matches that did not favor them.

"You tell your little husband he's on," Bansheera said. "We'd be more than happy to kick his ass - and his partner too."

Tanya smiled when she saw the celebration going on in the ring.

Announce Table

"Man, what's she smiling about?" Joey said.

"I don't know," Rock said.

On the Stage

"The five of you seem awfully full of yourself with these handicap matches," Tanya said. "And while the odds might be stacked against us...well, you really aren't going to like what happens now."

U2's Elevation then begins playing and the five in the ring start looking around for Adam. None of them see him until it's too late - as he comes through the crowd with Bridge right into the ring. The two fly into the ring from the crowd and Bridge starts teeing off on Diabolico while Adam goes right for Bansheera and Vypra. The Hired Guns try to break it up but Tanya flies down from the stage and blocks their path. Despite the numbers advantage on this night it's all Team BAT as Bridge nails the Toaster Burn on Diabolico while Adam delivers a perfect Leap Frog to both Bansheera and Vypra while Tanya TS Kicks both members of the Hired Guns out of the ring.

The five members who were just a few minutes ago gloating, having a great time were now in hasty retreat mode as Adam's music plays and the three embattled stars stand tall in the ring.

Announce Table

"Tonight here in Kansas City the numbers game does not work out for the Ranger Killers!" Joey Styles says. "At Falcon's Fury two huge handicap matches will take place between these two factions!"

End Promo

"Coming up," Chris Jericho said, "we'll preview the PRWA title three-match, the end of a rivalry between Jason and Prince Gasket. That is next."

TBC...