A/N: Hi again everyone, your resident wrestling friend here back with a different kind of story. This is more or less going to be a show about what has happened in between PRWA pay-per-views. For what it's worth, this is now going to be the more official way of setting up pay-per-views.
A/N 3: I own nothing.
Jason and Gasket is Last Man Standing
(Control by Puddle of Mudd plays as the show returns from commercial break)
"Welcome back to the Saddledome, and I am Chris Jericho as we continue on with Inside the PRWA live from the Saddledome, previewing tomorrow night's Falcon's Fury. Now one man who has been extremely busy over the past couple of weeks is the new general manager of the PRWA, a man who retired from the PRWA ranks after RangerMania last year and has been on the sidelines ever since. But he was named the new general manager of the PRWA just recently and he has been a man who has shown himself to be un-afraid to book matches or call things as he sees it. Let's take a closer look at how this came to be, on one night when owner Zordon of Eltar stated "the PRWA needed to advance."
PRWA Weekly, March 12, 2008, Bramlage Coliseum, Kansas State University campus
About halfway through the night's proceedings, the MMPR theme hits and out comes Dulcea and Alpha pulling down the machine that carries the owner of this company. It had been rumored all evening that Zordon had a major announcement to make regarding the future of the PRWA, which had put the crowd at Kansas State University on the edge of its seats.
As they got to the ring Zordon's human form materialized and he stepped through the ropes, into the ring.
"Greetings to the fine fans of Kansas State University!" Zordon said. That got a huge cheer and some K- S - U - Wildcats chants - Bramlage was jumping again these days as the K-State basketball team was once again relevant and with the PRWA as hot as it was, tickets had started going on sale for this particular show six months earlier and the show had sold out in less than two hours.
"Hope you're enjoying the show tonight, and I've certainly got a major announcement for all of you," Zordon said. "It has come to my attention that even though the PRWA has soared to new heights in the past year that I have been the owner of this company, it has come to my attention that the PRWA can advance even further than it already has. With that said, tonight I am relinquishing up half of my business privileges, and from this day forward will be sharing those business responsibilities with a new general manager, so that the PRWA will be made better for it."
"Whoa!" Joey Styles said. "A new general manager? I was not informed of this!"
"Yes, that's right, history is being made right here tonight in Manhattan, Kansas as for the first time in history, there will now be a general manager of this company!" Zordon said. "As mentioned before, this general manager will share business privileges with me on a 50/50 basis. There were a number of candidates that could have been considered for this privilege, but in the end, one person made the best impression on both me and the Board of Directors. This man retired at RangerMania last year to return to his Time Force duties but in his time away made the best business impression of them all. He is a Time Force officer from the Year 3000...he is the new General Manager of the PRWA...he is LUCAS KENDALL!"
"Show Me What Ya Got" by Jay-Z plays in the arena as Lucas walks down to the ring and after getting in the ring, shakes hands with the owner and takes the mic.
"Well, well, well," Lucas said, "it looks like a new era is born in the PRWA tonight!"
The crowd then cheers out of respect for Lucas, who had gained a whole lot of respect from PRWA fans by retiring from active competition after RangerMania the previous year so he could pursue something he considered far more important.
"Imagine how surprised I was when I got the call from Zordon at Time Force headquarters, and he mentioned the need for a general manager to help him make business decisions. Well, Zordon, I don't think you need my help as the PRWA has advanced just fine under your guidance but nontheless, I thank you for this opportunity as Lucas Kendall is happy to be back in this ring in some form or fashion."
Zordon and Lucas then shook hands and then Lucas said, "In an effort to do what's good for business, and in the interest of fairness, Zordon, let's try this match on for size for my first match booked and let's see what you think."
"I'm listening."
"Hear me out. We've got Trini being a traitor from your own faction to pursue power and fame with the Redeem Team, and you've got Nick Russell who for the last three weeks has been in cahoots with the Redeem Team as well. So hear me out here...how about at Falcon's Fury, in this very ring, it's going to be Trini Kwan going one on one with Nick Russell."
"I like it, keep going," Zordon said.
"That's not all though. This match will be a special Lumberjack Match, and those Lumberjacks will be none other than the members of the Thunder Storm!"
"Come on! That's not fair at all!" Kurt Angle said at the announce table. "Zordon you old idiot, that's career assassination!"
"Might not be fair," The Rock said, "but it's completely deserved and The Rock says that both those jabronies deserve an ass-whipping and that the millions and millions of the Rock's fans want to see both their candy asses get whipped."
Zordon applauded, saying, "I like it. Anything else?"
"It is also my understanding, Zordon, that a four corners handicap match is booked for Falcon's Fury, pitting Kira Ford in one corner and Rita, Divatox and Katie Walker in the other corner."
"That is correct," Zordon said.
"I like that, but we need something else. You and I both know that Kira's been getting attacked for weeks by both Rita and Divatox and whoever else is accompanying them down to ringside. And knowing Kelsey and the way she acts, you know she'll come down and get herself involved too, and let's not get started on the Redeem Team's actions. So I think we should bar Kelsey Winslow, as well as the Redeem Team, from ringside for this match! And by the way, Redeem Team, listen very closely to what I am about to say. If any of ya sorry sumbitches gets within ten feet of that ring during this match, then guess what happens? Rachel McDowell vs. Kimberly Hart becomes a non-title match."
The crowd roars at this, until a voice on the titantron says, "Hey jackasses, look on the monitor."
On the monitor was none other than the former boss of this company, with a smile on his face.
"Lucas Kendall," Phil Savitt said, "I always used to think you were your own man, that you were independent, that we were boys. Nice job kissing up to that old hack, you sellout. Just a couple of things I want to point out to the old geezer and his newest ass-kisser. First of all, nice little lumberjack match that you made. Putting Nick and Trini in the middle of the ring and having Zordon's lackeys as the lumberjacks. I hope you're real proud of yourself, Lucas because all you're doing is ending the careers of two superstars. How sad."
Lucas didn't seem intimidated as a smile creased his face.
"And the second thing you need to realize is this. You think you're some kind of bigshot, think you can throw your weight around and get away with it. Let me remind you that I was the owner of this company for a year, and I was a far better owner than the man right beside you ever was - I can throw my weight around too, just don't have the power to do so at the moment. But I know you've been out of the loop, so let me give you this one reminder. We in the Redeem Team could care less about titles. Would I be happy if Rachel had a title shot against Kimberly? Absolutely. Would I be even happier to maim one of the members of that pathetic Thunder Storm to sacrifice a title shot? Hell yes."
"Get to the point, Savitt. What are you saying?" Lucas said.
"Yeah, what I'm saying is that you had better stay out of my business and stay out of the Redeem Team's business - and if you don't, I swear to God, Lucas, somebody very close to Zordon is going to be hurt...beyond repair," Savitt said and with that the Redeem Team's music hits and Zordon and Lucas just stare at the screen in shock.
End Segment
"Coming up next, we will wrap up the show on two fronts. We will preview the debut of the Jungle Fury Power Rangers, and take one final look at the card for tomorrow night. That is next," Kurt Angle said.
TBC...