A/N: Hi again everyone, your resident wrestling friend here back with a different kind of story. This is more or less going to be a show about what has happened in between PRWA pay-per-views. For what it's worth, this is now going to be the more official way of setting up pay-per-views.
A/N 2: I own nothing.
The Final Card
(Control by Puddle of Mudd plays as the show returns from commercial break)
"Welcome back to the Saddledome, Kurt Angle with you as we finish our preview of tomorrow night's pay-per-view on Easter Sunday from the Saddledome, and Chris, what a main event that's in store for everyone."
"Check this out, Jerichoholics," Jericho said. "The main event, Jason vs. Gasket III for the PRWA Championship in a Last Man Standing match...the culmination of a wonderful trilogy where Gasket won in Chicago in January and Jason successfully defended in a Street Fight last month. Tomorrow night, in Last Man Standing, we will see who truly is the better being."
"Also, another key match for the No. 1 contender spot for the PRWA Tag Team Championships, it's Tag Team Turmoil!" Kurt Angle said. "In this match, two teams start the match and when one team gets eliminated, another team replaces them. The last team standing will be the No. 1 contender for Tommy and Rocky's tag team titles, and check this out...we're going to have one of the greatest tag teams in history at ringside to officiate this match as Jeff Hardy has been assigned as the special referee, and his brother Matt has been assigned to be the enforcer!"
"No outside interference there, obviously, and we've got more great tag team matches on the way, such as this one. Check this out - it's Dimitria and Trey battling those two assclowns Merrick and Shayla for the PRWA's Mixed Tag Team Titles," Jericho said.
"And since we're talking about title matches, Leo has chosen to invoke his rematch clause against Ryan Mitchell after he was screwed out of the title last month by Sting for the InterGalactic Championship, and last week on Weekly, it was announced that this will be one of the most brutal matches in wrestling...tables, ladders, and chairs! Oh My!" Kurt Angle said.
"Yep, the only way to win this match is to climb a ladder, reach up and grab those belts. In this match, there are no winners...only survivors," Jericho said. "And speaking of titles and ladders, check this out. It's a match for the PRWA Women's title between Thunder Storm member Kimberly Hart-Oliver and the newly returning Rachel McDowell. And it's not just any old kind of match, it's a match that my personal idol Shawn Michaels made famous...it's a ladder match."
"Also in this pay-per-view are two huge handicap matches that have been talked about for weeks. In a three on two handicap match, it's Adam and Bridge with the handicap facing the dangerous group of Bansheera, Vypra and Diabolico," Kurt Angle said. "And let's not forget the two on one handicap match where Tanya takes on both former members of the Hired Guns, Maya and Scorpina. It's a night where the Ranger Killers can make a huge impact on the entire PRWA."
"And let's not forget a little lumberjack match, shall we? In the first match ever made by the new GM of the PRWA Lucas Kendall, it's going to be Redeem Team members Nick Russell and Trini Kwan going one on one and the lumberjacks will be the members of the Thunder Storm," Jericho said.
"Career suicide if you ask me," Angle muttered.
"Shut up, junior, I'm not done yet," Jericho snapped. "Another match that should be a good one, as the rivalry between Kat Manx and Miss F vs the Fearcats has continued since Wedding Night...Miss Fairweather goes one on one with Crazar."
"You done yet?" Kurt said.
"No, junior, I'm not done yet," Jericho said. "Also, many new faces will be making their first appearance in the PRWA. For instance, David Trueheart faces a huge task in his very first PRWA match as he takes on both Klank and Sprocket in a handicap match."
"And the debut of the Jungle Fury Rangers is also this Sunday and they will compete in several matches against each other - and check out this monster of a tag team match as it's RJ and Fran taking on Dai Shi and his right hand lackey Camille," Kurt Angle said.
"It should be an exciting night on pay-per-view and as a reminder, if you haven't already ordered the pay-per-view, there is still time to do so. Call your local cable operator or satellite provider to order this fantastic pay-per-view," Jericho said.
"Well, that's all the time we have," Angle said. "As we leave the air today, we'll leave you with the complete card for tomorrow night, and here it is. For all of us here in Calgary, the championship city of wrestling, so long everybody."
The Card
David Trueheart vs. Sprocket and Klank
RJ and Fran vs. Dai Shi and Camille
Casey and Jarrod vs Scorch and Snapper
Lily vs Jellica
Dominick vs Grizzaka
Theo vs Carnisoar
Kira vs Rita, Divatox and Katie Walter
Nick vs Trini (Lumberjacks, and the lumberjacks will be the Thunder Storm)
Kimberly Hart vs. Rachel McDowell - PRWA Women's Title (Ladder Match)
Tanya vs. Maya and Scorpina
Adam and Bridge vs. Bansheera, Diabolico and Vypra
Miss F vs. Crazar
Madison Rocca vs Hayley
Karone vs Archerina (No Holds Barred)
Zeltrax vs Vexacus
Miratrix vs Trakeena
Tag Team Turmoil (Teams TBA, eight teams involved, winners to receive a shot at Tommy and Rocky's PRWA Tag Team Titles)
Dimitria and Trey vs. Merrick and Shayla - PRWA Mixed Tag Team Titles
Leo vs Ryan - PRWA InterGalactic Title (Tables, Ladders and Chairs)
Jason vs Gasket - PRWA title (Last Man Standing Match)
TBC...
