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Weird Days at HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

Chapter 3

Dumbledore, The Wise and High'

There, stood in-front of the entire class was Hermione, however she was not like Harry remembered. No she was very very very...different from the way Harry had last seen her.

She stood in the front of the class in a revealing, skin tight skirt, a pink tank top and a pair of hooker boots.

"Ms. Granger this is the 15th time in 1 week that you've been late to my class!" Ms. Snape spoke in a high air as he looked at the scantly clad young woman.

Harry furrowed his brows in confusion at his statement.

"Sorry! I'll try and be more on time...next time" Hermione said making her way to her seat which was behind Harry.

Harry was beyond confused by this point, and he found it quite pleasing in a sick way... that he'd never understand.

Exactly when did Hermione start wearing clothing like this exactly, and how had not noticed for all these years now that she such a nice... figure?

"Are you enjoying the view?"

A voice broke Harry's from his thoughts, and his head immediately left her legs. He was now staring directly into her eye's.

Giving a shy smile, Harry turned around in his seat blushing a deep crimson red.

He began to write notes as he listened to Snape's lecture.

"Now can anyone of you tell me what a Freygren potions does?" Snape asked peering around the class in a very feminine way, his hands on his hips.

He looked around the room to see if any of the students knew, when Ron's hand shot up in the air.

"Ms. the Freygren potion is dated back to the 19th century Egypt, were it was used to help crops grow quicker during the dry months!" Ron spoke with a proud glow about him.

"That's very good Mr. Weasley 10 pointies' for Gryffindor!" Snape added giddily with his had on his hip.

"Yeah and it's also known to be a aphrodisiac!" Hermione stated causing most of the class to laugh at her comment.

"You really are quite vulgar you know!" Came a voice from the back of the room.

Harry turned around to yet another shock.

There in the back of the classroom sat a messy haired Malfoy with thick rimmed glasses.

"We'll at least I'm no dirty mudblood who cant see strait even if his life depended on it!" Hermione shot back nastily to him. The whole class roared out in laughter.

Harry watched the weird Scene take place in front of him.

Malfoy looked at Hermione for about half a minute then broke out in tears, before storming out the room in one quick flash.

"Somethings really not right here?"

Harry shook his head and began to take more notes quietly as the rest of the class went by, not saying a word to anyone.

He would go and visit Dumbledore right after class to try and get a hold on what exactly was happening!

…...

By the time Harry finally had made it to the stone gargoyles at the entrance of his Headmaster's office, he had seen enough weird things to last him a life time.

Harry stood in front of the gargoyles and rapidly began firing out sweet's names hoping that one would open it, however not a single one of them worked.

Harry then, out of frustration kicked the left gargoyle.

He screeched out in pain and cursed, which mysteriously made the gargoyle animate and then move.

"That's the Freaking password'... dammit? What the hell is going on around this place?" Harry screamed as he started walked up the stairs angrily.

"What's up Harry my man!" Came a strange voice from the back of the office.

"Hello' who's there?"

Harry questioned, searching around the room when suddenly Dumbledore came from around a statue carrying a box. He too was dressed quite differently.

He wore brown ripped baggy jeans, a tie-dye shirt and around his hair, which was in a pony tail he wore a bandana.

Harry turned his head to the sealing whispered to himself

"Please for the love of god, just kill me now!"

"Duuude, like please sit down!" Dumbledore told Harry, sitting down himself.

"Sir Id really like to ask you something?"

Harry finally sat down looking seriously at his headmaster. He was intent on figuring out what the hell was going on.

"Yeah like man' I know... please do have a M.J. Jaw Breaker, their great, will help mellow you out Harry my man."

He took a handful of strange looking green balls form a candy bowl on his large oak desk, then in his mouth with a smile.

"Um sure..." Harry said grabbing a few and chewing on them.

They had a VERY interesting flavor about them.

"Well you see Sir last night there was this party and we had some special products in to try- WOW these are really good sir!"

"Anyway I woke up today after trying one of them the night before and now everything is really messed up in this school-WOW Sir' if you don't mind me asking, but what are these their so strange, yet soo very good!"

Harry now starting to feel really strange.

Oh they're made from the same stuff as this baby right here!"

The headmaster replied happily holding up a a small pot, in it was a funny green plant.

"Ha haa Haaa, sir that looks kinda like cannabis!" Harry said, now laughing out loud.

"Yup, that's cause it is, M.J. Is short for Mary Jane man!"

Dumbledore was laughing also.

"WHAT!"

"That's really marijuana? you can't have that in the school!" Harry screamed now beginning to panic and trying to keep a strait face.

"Like chill man don't you know that marijuana was once used for healing purposes." Dumbledore stated calmly waving his hands in the air.

"Yes! and it also gives one the feeling the your floating on thin air and can be superman!" Harry dully stated, getting up from his seat.

"I'll be seeing you Professor, goodbye!"

With those last words Harry left from the office felling slightly light headed.

…...

"I honestly can't believe they'd send something like this to a bunch of kids."

Harry was sitting on his bed later that evening with Ron reading the old sweet's rapper from the previous night.

"Look at this! Its a Warning label on the back. If taken under the influence side affect WILL vary... such as preferred reality that your switched into will have strange occurrences!" Ron was holding up the rapper reading it to Harry

"It was supposed to change my dimension for a week into something of my liking, instead it turned it into a bloody nightmare!"

Harry started violently banging his head into his bed rest.

"Sounds like your shit out of luck for a week mate! Come on though, let's get to the dining hall, I'm starving!" Ron stated getting up quickly and walking out the boys dormitory.

"Somethings will never change!" Harry said also walking out.

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