Disclaimer _ Yeah again I'm not J.K. Rowling, cause if I was her I don't think I'd have much time to be writing Fanfiction, oh and I'd be absolutely bloody rich... and I'm not! (crying) Hey I'm looking into getting a Beta reader cause honestly my spelling is rubbish and the story is laced with grammatical errors... I don't see how you people read this? So if any of you would be interested in being my beta please let me know!)

Weird Dayz at HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

Chapter 4

What The Hell Happened 2 Your Face!

Harry made his way sluggishly to the Great Hall for dinner that evening.

All of this was just a little to bazaar for him, and honestly he didn't know how many more shocks he could handle in one day.

He made his way over to the Gryffindor table and seated himself to the left of Ron and plied his plate with as much food as he could.

Maybe he would be able to think better on a full stomach he though as he placed a huge spoon full of pudding into his mouth.

Harry graciously asked whoever sat in-front of him to pass the salt as he looked down hungrily at his plate.

"Here you are Harry!" the voice answered out to him handing him the salt.

Harry immediately realized the voice to be that of Ginny's. He looked up happily to say thanks when he was greeted with one of the most hideous sights he'd ever see in his 17 year old life. (Completely worse the Voldy)

Ginny was smiling toothily at Harry as she normally did, with her hair almost glowing from the light of the Great Hall...however,

her face looked as if it had been run over by a tractor

then hit repeatedly with a bludger,

and finally stuck in bubotuber pus.

"My lord!, Ginny what the bloody hell happened to your face! You look worse than.-"

"HARRY!" Ron shouted stopping Harry from finishing his sentence and making a rude comment about his younger sister. He peered over at his best friend giving him a the death eye.

"Sorry Gin, I meant no harm I was just... er a little shocked is all!" Harry added dumbly, trying not to look at the large bulging boil on her chin that looked as if it would pop any minute now. (Ewwww! sorry Gin)

"No It's okay Harry this happens every time the seasons change, I've gotten used to it now!" She said with a dull smile.

Harry was about to try and apologize further to her, when he was cut off by non other than Hermione, The Girl With No Limits Granger.

The girl plopped down in the empty seat next to him with a vile smile...

"Hermione"

Ginny looked at the older girl now next to Harry trying to keep a smile on her face, but failing miserably; whether due to how puffy her face was, or the fact that she just did not like Hermione was unknown.

"O' hello Ginny, you know you should do something about that boil on your chin, it's actually quite nasty!"

Hermione poured herself some pumpkin juice and took a sip from it.

"Hey! Don't talk to my sister like that!" Ron shouted slamming his goblet on the table with a loud thud, gaining the attention of half the hall.

Hermione's eyes quickly shot to Ron and she gave him a evil smile.

"Sorry dear Ronald or should I say Head Boy!" Hermione said bluntly which shut Ron up quickly.

"Now, Harry how have you been doing?" Hermione asked sweetly as she placed her arm around his shoulder, causing Harry to stiffen up. She then moved a loose strand of hair from his face as she brought her lips to his ear.

"Why so tense Harry... you should loosen up a bit."

Hermione whispered to him and she placed her hand on his thigh and started moving her fingers seductively (or either sickly? YOU decide!)

"Ahhh I have to go now!"

Harry screeched out as he stood , quickly starting off towards the doors trying to get away from his, newly perverted female best friend.

"Oh I'll come with you!" Hermione added getting up quickly too.

Harry stopped his walking only to scream out one word

"NOooOOoooo!" Then quickly ran out the main doors and out of sight.

"You are such a slut!" hissed an irritated Cho from the Ravenclaw table.

"Thank you soo much, and you should have graduated by now!"Hermione replied sarcastically, before going back to eating her dinner.

…...

Harry laid in his bed looking at the sealing that night. He had no idea how long he had been doing it, and he had no idea how much longer he would be doing it.

Sadly after about only another 15 minuets of gazing at the sealing Harry heard the door of the boys dormitory open and was greeted with a vary red Ron.

"What's wrong with you?"

Harry quickly sat up in his bed questioning what had happened to him, and in a way not wanting to know really.

"It was that crazy Granger! She tried to stick her tongue down my throat in the corridor just a few moments ago!" Ron stated flabbergasted.

YES! Harry's conscience was right, he didn't want to hear what had happened.

"I gave her a detention for that one!" He said flopping down on his bed and yawning out loud

"What's wrong with you mate?"

Harry looked over at Ron with anger pouring from off him. How could he ask him such a stupid, more rhetorical question!

"Well lets see I'm in another world that's a spin-off of my old one where: your smart and Head Boy, Hermione makes passes at anything that moves, Ginny looks like the DAMN Crypt Keeper, Draco is a muggle born nerd who cries at Hermione's snide comments, Snape is sometimes a woman, and did I forget to mention that our Headmaster seems to be a pot head!" Harry said all in one long breath.

"Oh wow, kind of feel bad for you there mate. Sorry about this whole situation, but at least you only have 6 more days! " Ron said stretching across his bed.

"Oh brilliant' I can't wait to see what's in-store for me tomorrow!"

Harry groaned as he closed his eyes as he drifted off to a peaceful nights sleep... yah right, more like a nightmare of Hermione trying to rape him whenever she saw him and Ginny popping up in Random places scarring him with her atrocious face! (Ahw Sleep well dear Harry...sleep well!)