this was a lot harder than i thought it would be
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island; 22 campers came to the run down campsite of Camp Wawanakwa. They each gained friends, enemies, and a boat load of fame! In the end, there was only one winner, Owen, and 21 losers, the rest of them. Now, there are 22 new campers on the island and this session, is going to be fun. (Laughs evilly) Let's get started on TOTAL, DRAMA, ISLAND!
Chris walks onto the Dock of Shame as he starts saying, "Hello viewing world, and welcome to Total Drama Island. Today we are going to meet our 22 new campers. First up, is Miss Juliette Sole."
Juliette walks onto the dock and looks around.
"Wow, everything is so, natural! There are no cities in sight!"
Chris raised an eyebrow, "You actually like this place?"
Juliette giggled, and then turned serious. "No. This place is a dump, and the humidity is terrible for my hair." She walked to the side of the dock.
Chris, gave her a weird look, and then shook it off. "Next contestant is Riley Dagnet."
Riley leaned against the rail of the boat. When he saw the dock, he smiled and started waving.
"Hey dude." Chris said while pounding knuckles with Riley, "Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa."
"I am stoked to be here."
The two of them jumped at hearing a loud indie rock song coming from the next boat. On the boat there was a girl dancing, until she turned around and saw everyone.
"Hi! Hi!" The girl yelled.
"You must be Mia CarMichael!" Chris yelled over the music.
Mia turned off the music. "Yes, that's me." She looked over a Riley. "Hey what's your face."
"Riley. My name's Riley."
"Okay, Ri, can you hold my stereo for a minute?"
"Sure." Mia threw the stereo at him, which Riley caught easily. Mia threw her luggage onto the dock and, gracefully, back flipped off the boat.
"The judges give you tens." Juliette yelled.
"Cool." Mia said as she and Riley walked over to the side of the dock.
"Campers, this here is Kevin Lutz."
Kevin walked onto the dock as Juliette and Mia inspected him.
"He's cute." Juliette whispered out of the side of her mouth.
"Ya, but ten bucks he's an idiot." Mia whispered.
"Hey, dude." Kevin said to Chris, "Who are you?"
"Chris McLean." Kevin just stared. "The host?"
"Okay, have fun with that."
"Crap, I didn't know Lindsey had a brother." Chris muttered.
"What are you talking about? I'm an only child."
"Moving on, next camper is Charlotte Rien."
The boat pulls up and Charlotte struts out with a handbag slung over her shoulder. She walks over to Mia and stands next to her.
"Hi, I'm Mia."
Charlotte looked over at her and quickly turned the other way.
"Snob." Mia muttered.
The boat pulled up and a dark looking boy walked off.
"Ethan Draymer! My man! How are you?" Chris shouted.
"Fine." Ethan said, in a monotone, as he walked past. He chose the spot next to Charlotte and started playing with a Swiss army knife. Charlotte groaned and walked away. Mia shrugged and took a step toward Ethan.
"Hi!" Mia chirped.
"Hello." Ethan droned. Mia looked at the knife for a moment and then, quickly, grabbed his arm and started inspecting it.
"Hey! What the heck are you doing?" Ethan shouted.
"I'm checking to see if there are any cut marks. My mom gives therapy to teens that cut themselves, and I went to one of those sessions with my mom. Not fun."
Ethan laughed a little, and then turned away. "Can you let go of my arm now?" he said, a faint blush appearing on his cheeks.
Mia quickly set his arm down. "Sorry."
Ethan just shrugged. "It's fine."
"Okay, now let's meet our next contestant, Cooper Srene!"
Cooper just walked past Chris and stood near Juliette.
"Ok, that was lame. Next up is Chloe Share."
Chloe stood on the deck waving wildly to the contestants.
"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"
Ethan rolled his eyes and started drawing on his arm. Charlotte looked over at Chloe, impressed.
"Okay, next up is Jade Issac!"
Jade walks by. "Oh, bite me."
Ethan started laughing while Juliette and Mia snickered behind their hands.
"Rude much?" Charlotte muttered.
"What up party people?"
Everyone looked over to see who spoke.
"Ahh, Kayla Jones. Nice to see you."
"KJ. It's KJ."
Kayla walked over to the group.
"The next contestant is, Lea Lore!"
Lea walked out and seemed to inspect the competition. She smiled, fakely, as if the competition was weak.
Lea was soon shoved to the side by a tall boy.
"Hey!"
Another, shorter boy walked up to Lea and said, "I'm so sorry miss. My brother needs to work on his manners. Please forgive him." He then bent down and actually kissed her hand.
Lea giggled and simply said, "Okay, but don't let it happen again."
"James and Ryan Derrick, welcome to Total Drama Island."
"Good to be here." Ryan said.
James walked over to Jade. "Hello Doll face."
"Awwwwww, go jump in the lake. On second thought I'll give you a hand."
Jade grabbed James and threw him off the dock.
"Why you little-!" Ryan growled.
"Ryan, never hit a lady! Even one as evil as Doll face here."
"Okay the next camper is Mike Sanders."
Mike jumped off the boat and walked by Chris, while giving him a high five.
"Hello guys and ladies, Jack Spielsinger has arrived."
"Jack, what's up?" Chris said.
"Other than being here, not much!"
"Now the next camper is Frankie Jakes."
"Hello everybody. Hello ladies."
"Do you want to be thrown off the edge of the dock too, sceeze?" Jade growled.
"N-no."
"Then, shut up."
"Okay, shutting up now."
"Next up is," Chris holds up note card, "Anna, Chosindik?" (totally butchers pronunciation.
Anna walks by and rolls her eyes. "You pronounced that wrong."
"Okay, next up is Sophia Griffin."
"Hello everyone." Sophia chirped. She walked by and stood next to Kevin.
"Hello People!"
"Aaron Luke, what is up man!"
"Not much dude!"
"Someone shoot me."Jade muttered.
Ethan looked over at Jade. "I am so with you on that."
"Hiya everyone!"
"Hello Ella Madison. Nice to have you here."
"Nice to be here."
"Excuse me."
"Nick Camron, welcome to camp Wawanakwa."
"Okay. Thanks."
"And now, last but not least, Tammy Kintra!"
"Hello everyone."
"Hello lovely." Mike said.
Tammy simple rolled her eyes and pushed Mike off the Dock.
"Okay, that's official." Jade said. "I like this girl."
"Now everyone, meet me at the campfire so we can talk about the rules." Chris said.
"Now, everyone, he rules are the two teams will compete in challenges" –stats to fast forward through Chris's speech- " –and you can never come back, EVER."
Confessionals
Jade: Wow, that was the most boring thing I have ever listened to.
Kevin: Wow that was so interesting!
"Now let's divide the teams." Chris said.
"Jade, Mia, James, Ryan, Cooper, Tammy, Lea, Charlotte, Chloe, and Nick, you all are Screaming Gophers. The rest of you are Killer Bass."
The Gopher girls walked into their cabin. Jade and Tammy quickly jumped onto the top bunk. Mia grabbed the bunk under Jade. Charlotte, Lea, and Chloe took the bunks on the other side of the cabin.
"AAAAAAAAAh!"
The Gophers and the Bass boys ran over to the Bass girl cabins. Anna, Juliette, and Ella were on the top bunks, Sophia was standing on a stool, and KJ was crouched on the floor.
"What's going on?" Aaron yelled.
"There's a rat!"Sophia shrieked as she fell off the stool and Kevin caught her.
KJ stood up and held the rat in her arms. "Can I keep it?"
"No!" all the girls yelled.
Riley groaned and said, "KJ, I'll hold onto it for you, okay?"
"Awwww. Thanks Ri!"
Riley: I am so gonna regret this later. (sigh) Oh well.
In the mess hall.
James: How can anyone eat this slop?
Jade looks at her food, shrugs, and eating it.
James: Apparently, Jade can eat this slop.
Jade: Hey, this crap is better than the cafeteria food at my high school.
"Hey what do you think our first challenge is?" Ella asked.
"Maybe we have to jump off the cliff." Nick joked.
"Now campers, you first challenge is, capture the flag!" Chris said.
Nick: I stand corrected.
Next chapter will come faster, since everyone doesn't have to talk. Hey, lets see who can guess any romance hints! it'll be funny ^_^