I don't own TDI. I barely own my foot. I'm renting it to bunnies. True story.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island: 22 new campers joined the camp. After the campers got comfortable with each other, more or less, the campers participated. Due to Jade's quick thinking and Kevin's stupidity, the Gopher's won. During the game, Lea made the first alliance with Charlotte and Chloe. Unfortunately, Kevin was voted off, poor guy, he would've been good for a few laughs. Will the Gopher's win again? Will KJ stay on? Will James and Jade kill each other before this episode (or chapter) is over? Find out on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
-Cabins-
Chris woke everyone up at 5 in the morning, with that bull horn thingy. Anna actually fell off her bunk, which sucked since she has a top bunk.
Anna: Ugh! Why does all the sucky stuff happen to me?
-Mess Hall-
The campers were sitting at their tables. Tammy, Mia, and Jade were sitting in the same area. Tammy and Mia watched in horror as Jade actually ate the food.
"Jade, how do you eat this crap?" Mia inquired.
"I think mine is actually moving," Tammy said, while jabbing the food with her spoon. After five seconds, the food crawled off her plate. The girls looked at one another and threw away their food.
Tammy: (mouth open in shock) I don't trust myself to speak.
James looked over at Ryan and nodded. Juliette noticed as the twins walked out of the hall.
Juliette: I should be worried. I really should, but eh, I could care less.
Jade walked out of the hall, but was grabbed and dragged off.
Jade: If that was Chris or Chef, they soooooo would've been dead.
-Some random spot in the forest-
Jade was still being dragged away deeper and deeper into the forest. "Okay, whoever is kidnapping me, is going to be in a world of hurt!"
"Ryan, I said bring her here! Not drag her!"
"What?" Jade muttered "James! Ryan! What the heck! You scared the crap out of me!"
"My apologies, but I didn't drag you here to chit chat. I needed somewhere private where we could talk."
"What about him?" Jade pointed to the cameraman.
"He doesn't count, he follows us everywhere." Ryan stated.
"Anyway, we decided that we want you as an ally, instead of an enemy."
"You asked steroids to drag me here so you could ask me to join an alliance!" Jade yelled.
"Yea." (Ryan) "That was the point." (James)
"Look," James started, seriously, "I promise both of you, that I will do everything in my power so that you two will not be eliminated."
"Fine! But only on three conditions:
"1. You will stop with the pet name thing!"
"Yea, not going to happen doll." James smirked.
Jade: I should've guessed as much.
"2. I get final say on who gets eliminated."
"Agreeable." Ryan said.
"3. I don't have to like you guys!"
James: Ouch. My my, Miss Cruella de Vil, you are as sharp as you are beautiful.
-The front camp area-
"Now," Chris grinned. "Today's challenge is everyone's favorite challenge: The Awakeathon!"
Jade: Come on Chris, you need to do better than that. I'm from the city that never sleeps!
"Whoever stays awake the longest wins invincibility. Now, let's begin!"
-At like 11 o clock at night-
"Yawn" Ethan yawned, "I'm bored, I'm tired, and I'm going to sleep."
"But we'll lose!" Ella shrieked. "Don't you want to win?"
Ethan simply shot her a 'let me sleep, or I'll murder you' look.
Ella: Ummmmm, Ethan scares me a little.
On the other side, the Gophers were having an easier time staying awake. Jade was sitting behind James and started jabbing his head with a stick.
"Will you please stop Jade?" James shot at her.
"No." Jade grinned, "This keeps you awake."
"Hey, Jack," Mike whispered, "can I talk to you for a second."
-About ten feet away-
"So, I was thinking that we could start an alliance." Mike proposed.
"Okay, I guess." Jack agreed, easily.
"Well, well, well." Frankie said as he approached. "The rest of the team would be so upset if they found out about this."
"Groan," Mike groaned, I guess. "What do you want Frankie?"
"I want in the alliance." Frankie grinned.
"No way!"
Mike: I am not letting this dork in the alliance.
"Fine," Frankie grinned. "Hey, KJ! I need to tell you something!"
"Okay," Mike whispered, "You're in."
"What do you want Frankie?" KJ asked.
"Mike said he thought you hat was ugly."
KJ glared at Mike and actually flipped him off.
KJ: (while clutching her hat) I like my hat. It's my signature look.
-Back with everyone else-
-Like 2 hours later-
Sophia started to nod off, and eventually fell asleep.
Chloe fell asleep with her head on Nick's shoulder, who was also asleep. Or at least pretending to be so that no one would tell him to push Chloe's head off her shoulder. We may never know.
Anna and Juliette started walking around so that they wouldn't fall asleep, but somehow, Juliette fell asleep standing up. She didn't even wake up as she hit the ground.
Juliette: My head hurts now! Owwwwwww.
Cooper simply gave up and fell asleep like Ethan.
Ella was annoying Riley, who didn't have the heart to tell her to stop, and Aaron, who got bored and fell asleep a while ago, to no end.
The current score is Gophers: 8 Bass: 6.
As Jack started to nod off, KJ started poking him in the face with a stick. Riley looked over and laughed at her. Jack, eventually, smacked himself in the face.
KJ: (laughing hysterically)
Ryan looked over at Mia, Tammy and Jade, who stopped poking James after he fell asleep. "How are you guys still awake?"
"As long as I have a pencil in my hand," Mia said, "it's near impossible for me to sleep."
"Throw in some sleeping bags, popcorn, and magazines," Tammy laughed, "and this is any sleepover I've been to."
Ryan: Right, girls don't sleep at those things.
"What about you Jade?"
Jade pulled some cans from her bag. "Dr. Pepper. Want one?"
"No thanks."
"Suit yourself," Jade looked over at the Bass side. "KJ! Want a Dr. Pepper?"
"Heck yea!" KJ yelled. "Go long!" KJ started running as Jade chucked the can at her. KJ caught it easily.
Mike: Feminine isn't she.
-5 hours later-
Mike, Riley, Frankie, Ella, Lea, Charlotte, and Tammy had fallen asleep which meant the score was now Gophers: 5 and Bass: 2.
KJ walked over to Mia and started looking over her shoulder at what she was drawing. Eventually Mia looked up and sighed. "KJ, do you want something?"
"Ummm, no. I was just watching you draw."
"Oh. I have some extra paper, do you want to try."
KJ looked shocked. "Um, okay." She took the pencil and paper Mia offered.
Jade started to fall asleep until the food that crawled off Tammy's plate slithered by. Ryan and Jade looked at each other and stood up and backed away.
Ryan: I don't even want to know.
Chloe and Jade fell asleep at the same time, and Jade actually fell off her stool.
Chris: Please note, Total Drama Island is not held responsible for the concussions these kids may have, thank you.
"Wow, KJ," Mia said looking over at what the tomboy had drawn, "that's amazing."
"Oh, yea, thanks." KJ blushed. "I love drawing, but my folks don't approve."
"Well, they are mistaken, or blind."
KJ: My parents aren't blind, but my grandma is in one eye. She wears an eye patch.
-Some hours later-
Chris had sent the campers that had fallen asleep to their cabins, and preceded boring the remaining 5 with Chef's war stories.
"Twenty- five of us went into the jungle that night, only five came back out."
Jack: Sadly, you were one of them.
This easily bored Ryan, KJ, and Jack into sleeping.
"Ugh, I can't feel my head," Anna said, before she fell asleep.
"And the winner of this challenge is MIA!" Chris yelled.
"Yey," Mia groaned as she walked to the cabins. "Good night everybody."
Ethan: I know exactly who I'm voting off today.
-Campfire Ceremony-
"Now," Chris started, "I hold in my hand, a sweet piece of invincibility. A savory chewy treat of safety. An-"
"OH JUST TELL US WHO LOST ALREADY!" Ethan yelled.
"Fine, Anna, Jack, KJ, Mike, Frankie, and Juliette, you are safe."
"Aaron, Riley, and Sophia, you are also safe."
"Ella and Ethan, one of you will be going home tonight. One of you will not win $10,000. That person is….............................................................………Ella."
Ethan: Granted, I wanted Mike gone, but Ella was annoying me. Sorry girl.
"Oh well," Ella sighed, "at least I don't have to eat Chef's food ever again."
"That's the spirit Ella!" Chris grinned.
Ella walked off the dick with her head held high.
KJ: Wow, she's even happy when she loses. How does she do that?
"Now, will the Bass drop their losing streak? Will Anna collapse during the next challenge? Will my tanning bad get fixed? Find out next time on, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Back by popular demand (or my lack of creative skills in torture) tha awakeathon!!!! ummmmmmmmmm not much else to say here. bye!