Hey people! ummmmmmmmm. I have a good reason for not updating

1. I have had no time

2. I had to write a paper

3. I COULDN'T THINK OF A STINKIN CHALLANGE!!

4. I had to savea bus load of orphans from a volcano in the ancient Mayan temples in Antartica next to the Amazon Rainforest

takes time to think of an excuse that good

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island! The Awake-a-thon returned, much to the distress of the campers. After two different alliances were made, the campers (at least most of them) tried to stay awake. After, like, 37 hours, Mia came out on top. In the end, Ella was eliminated, but somehow she stayed happy. What is wrong with her?! Let's see what the producers have come up with on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!!!

-Next to a large tree-

Tammy, Ryan, and Riley were looking up a large tree.

"KJ!" Riley yelled. "Do you have the Frisbee yet?"

(Up the tree) "No!" KJ yelled, and then mumbled "Stupid Ryan, and his killer ultimate Frisbee skills.

"I heard that!"

"It was meant to be heard Ryan!" KJ grabbed the Frisbee and looked around. "Whoa! I can see Chris plotting our doom from up here!"

"Seriously?" Tammy yelled.

"Yea, check it out!" KJ responded. Riley quickly pulled himself up to the branch KJ was standing on. "That was fast."

"I live in no-man's-land in central Canada; the trees I used for climbing when I was a kid were huge!" (Look, I have only been to Canada once, and I have little to no clue on the tree sizes, soooooo, no offence people)

"CAMPERS!" Chris yelled from the intercom, "REPORT TO THE MESS HALL IMEADIATELY!"

Tammy and Ryan left to go to the mess hall while the two Bass campers started to climb down the tree. Suddenly a cracking noise was heard and the two teens fell.

KJ landed sitting down. "Wow, that landing was surprisingly soft!"

"KJ," KJ looked down and saw she landed on Riley, "You're crushing my ribs."

Riley: KJ's stupid muscle mass makes her heavier then you'd think she would be.

-Mess Hall-

"Now," Chris started, "today's challenge is Hide and Go Seek Tag!"

Ethan: Ahhhhhh, somebody shoot me.

"The hiders obviously have to hide, and not get hit by the opponent seekers paintballs."

Ethan: On second thought, don't shoot me.

"Now the seekers have to try to find all of the other team's hiders. Now the hiders are Anna, Mike, Frankie, Jack, Juliette, Mia, James, Tammy, Nick, and Chloe. Everyone else is a seeker."

Nick: Well, at least I can hang out with Chloe.

-Out in the forest-

Anna was running near the bear's cave and bashed her foot against a large rock.

"Merde!!!!!!!" Anna yelled, while holding her foot.

"Carrot-Top?" KJ questioned. "Are you okay?"

"Oui, j'ai simplement a couru dans un rocher."

"Okay, I heard yes, so I'm going now."

Anna: Whoops, stupid French fluency.

Juliette sat behind a tree and breathed deeply.

"Found you." An unfamiliar voice said.

Juliette looked up and saw Cooper. She then closed her eyes and waited for the paint ball gun to shoot at her. Cooper just shrugged and sat down.

"I'm using this as a chance to hide from hide and go seek."

Juliette giggled. "You're funny, I never knew that."

"Eh, I don't talk much."

-At the tree from earlier-

"And so," KJ said to Riley, "That's I'm not allowed at the park anymore."

"Wow…………….. Just wow."

Riley: You don't even want to know what she said.

A twig snapped in the forest, and KJ and Riley started shooting.

"HEY! QUIT IT!" a very annoyed Anna yelled."I'm on your team!"

"Sorry Annie." Riley apologized.

Just then another tree limb broke and James and Tammy fell on the ground.

"Hey, this was easier than what Chris said it would be." KJ laughed.

"Five second head start?" Tammy smiled, hoping to get away.

"Sorry, but I don't fight fair." KJ smirked and started shooting the gophers.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" (Tammy and James)

-Somewhere else in the forest-

Chloe and Nick were walking around.

"So, what's new with you Chloe?" Nick asked.

Chloe gave Nick a weird look. "Nick, you don't know what's old with me, much less new."

Nick: Wow that was both witty and humiliating

-In the mess hall-

Juliette, Mike, James, and Tammy were sitting at the tables, while covered in pant.

"You see," Juliette told Tammy "this is why I don't play paintball."

Ethan then walked in, laughing with Mia.

"Hey, guys *snicker* did I hit Mia or not? I in all honesty, I can't tell."

Everyone stared at Mia splatter painted shirt.

"Yes….?" (Mike)

"No……?" (Tammy)

-Back with Chloe and Nick-

"And so that's why I'm also no longer allowed at the movies either." KJ told Aaron and Riley.

Aaron: If I back away slowly, will she stay far away from me?

The three Bass members walked in about five feet away from Chloe and Nick.

"Okay," Aaron whispered, "this time, if you can hit Chloe's highlights or, well if you can hit Nick at all, you get ten points."

Riley: We decided to play a game that if you can hit such and such and a Gopher, you get a certain amount of points. (Annoyed look) KJ is currently winning.

The three Bass members smirked at each other and started firing their paintball guns.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Nick & Chloe)

-Later at the mess hall-

"Okay Campers," (guess who said this) "Let's see who won."

Chris looked over at Mia (who was still under debate on whether or not she had been hit), Tammy and James (who only had a few drops of paint on them), and Chloe and Nick (who were covered from head to toe in paint).

"Wow, just wow. The Bass win! (Finally)." Chris muttered.

"Ummmm, Chris," Sophie said, "You know we can hear you right?"

"Looks like I can look forward to seeing the Gophers at the campfire." (Evil smile)

-Later-

"Well, well, well," Chris grinned, "Gophers, I expected more out of you."

"Shut. Up. You. Scuzbag." Jade glared.

"Anyway, let's see who gets the boot.

Jade, James, and Ryan, you three are safe.

Mia and Tammy, you are also safe.

Lea, here's a marshmallow.

Charlotte and Cooper, you are safe.

Nick, Chloe, you two are on the chopping block, Chloe.

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You are safe. Nick you have to leave now."

-At the dock-

The Gophers all came to say bye to Nick.

Now…….generic goodbye time!

"BYE NICK!" Most Gophers said.

Chloe walked up to Nick and hugged him. "See ya Nick, say hi to the other the Bass campers for me."

Nick smiled "Sure Chloe."

Aaron: By the way…………KJ won.

Riley: Man, if KJ wasn't as pretty as she was she would be so……… (Realizing what he just said) um……don't tell KJ that.

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