K, um two things

1. Thank you people who sent me challenge ideas! Id say your names, but its late so, you know who you are. Here, you get a hug

2. Appearently, i can do math, and I gave the bass more members on their team, so Sophiea's a gopher now. deal with it k?


Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island! The campers played a friendly game of Hide and go seek. To make it less friendly, we decided to add paintball. Cooper actually talked FOR ONCE! And Chloe and Nick had some bonding time. In the ends, the Gophers sent Nick home, for being such a good target. This time, we'll see how much talent these campers really have, along with some surprises. Now on, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" a loud scream echoed across the camp, causing birds to fly away from trees, the random squirrels hiding, and most of the campers who were sitting in the mess hall eating, some kind of egg gruel nastiness, to look around. KJ then ran into the mess hall in a blue bathrobe with wet and neon green hair. The campers snickered for a moment before bursting out laughing.

"K, what happened?" Riley asked.

"I don't know I was just washing my hair and my hair was green when I came out." KJ said as Jade walked in, without her streak.

"Hey," Jade said, as if she was slightly ticked, "has anyone mess with my stuff, because I can't find my hair dye. And if anyone messed with my stuff, they are so dea-." Jade looked at KJ's hair. "Um, KJ, did you find my dye?"

Lea: Look, these girls seem to be getting more popular with each challenge, so I took Jade's dye and set it in the showers. *pause then bursts out laughing* I never actually thought that anyone would actually be stupid enough to use it as shampoo!


The campers sat down at the theater as KJ and Jade walked up. KJ's hair wasn't as green, but it wasn't her normal hair color.

"K, it doesn't look that bad." Jade attempted to assure, but only receiving an "are you kidding me look" from KJ. "Hey, I'm trying my best right now to not be pessimistic."

"Jade, I really couldn't care any less right now what religion you are."

This caused Jade to stop walking and gave KJ a weird look. "KJ, pessimist is not a religion."

"Oh, really?" Jade shook her head. "Oh." KJ said as they approached the others. "If any of you make fun of my hair, you will be in a world of hurt."

Mike smirked and then started to laugh, "KJ, your hair makes you look like a moldy lemon."

KJ looked over at the rest of the campers. "I warned him, y'all heard!" She ran at Mike and proceeded to use a roadhouse kick on his jaw. Riley and Aaron jumped up to pull KJ away from causing anymore damage to Mike.

Mike: What the HECK!

"Ok campers, here is today's challenge. This challenge is the TALENT SHOW!" Chris said as he walked onstage.

Ethan rolled his eyes. "Are you serious? I actually bothered coming all the way out here for that?" Ethan started to stand up.

"Ethan, sit down. I was finished yet." Chris said as he glared at him, but quickly got over it. "Now the rules are simple, and probably the exact same as a high school talent show, but high schools usually don't have celebrity judges!" Chris motioned to a large screen on the stage, which he then turned on to show Trent, Geoff, and LeShawna.

"Man," LeShawna groaned, "I can't believe that Chris got us again with the 'fine print' crap again!"

"I know," Geoff agreed. "Besides what idiots would even try to get on thi-."

"Um guys," Trent interrupted, just noticing the camera was on. "I think that the camera is on."

"Yes it is." Cooper glared then added. "Idiots."

"Well, um," Trent started to explain, "The point of us being here is to judge you guys and make fun of you if you suck out loud." Trent looked over at the others, "I think that's all we need to say actually." '

"Yea, actually I think you got it dude," Geoff shrugged. "Well, good luck camper dudes."

Ethan: If I have to do this, someone's gonna fall off a cliff.


The Gophers were sitting at their cabin watching as Mia finished a hip hop dance. The Gophers all look at each other and started to clap. "Wow, Mia," Chloe smiled, "that was awesome!"

"Thanks," Mia breathed out as she sat next to Tammy and Sophia.

"Ok," James said, "We have Lea singing and Mia dancing?"

"Yes," Charlotte said "Unless we want Sophia to show us her dislocated elbows again." Everyone looked over at Sophia who smiled and waved.

"So, Ryan, you're up."

Ryan walked up with a chair and a guitar. "Ok guys, now observe." Ryan slipped off his flip flops and set the guitar on the ground. He then set his feet on the guitar and started playing a guitar riff with his feet. Everyone (except James) dropped their mouths open. Once Ryan finished James stated "Guys he's done, you can close your mouths now."

Tammy: What the Crap? How was he able to do that?


The Bass were also sitting on their cabin. Juliette got up from a backbend and cracked her neck as if her neck hurt. "Ah. Ok, not doing that." She looked at Mike and Jack who were holding the clipboards. "Look, how many people do we have?"

Jack looked down, "Counting Anna, one."

"Wow, we really suck." Juliette said with a face palm. "I mean just look at Ethan and KJ, who refused to try out, Mike and Jack who sucked, and Aaron, who can pretty much only skateboard!" She ran her fingers through her hair as she said "Ri, Frank, tell me you don't suck."

Riley stood up and started picking up random objects, and started juggling them. He then shifted the objects into one hand and bowed as he continued to juggle them in one hand. The bass looked over at each other and shrugged. Frankie walked up holding a bottle, a stick, and a lighter.

"Um, Frankie," Anna said as she backed away slowly, "where did you get the lighter?"

"Oh! Cooper gave it to me after I told him KJ needed it." Frankie explained.

KJ smiled and exclaimed "How did you know!"

Frankie: Note to self, keep KJ as far away from fire as possible. So, basically, we need to stay away from the campfire ceremony as much as possible.

Frankie filled his mouth with some sort of liquid, and lit the stick on fire. He then stuck the stick in his mouth. Immediately after that he spit out the liquid with a stream of fire following it. Frankie smiled and coughed a little. "How was that?"

"I think we have our last act!" Jake said.

Mike: Maybe the dork isn't as useless as I though.


Cooper was sitting on the deck of his cabin as Juliette walked by.

"Hey Julie!"

Juliette turned around and waved to Cooper. "What's up Coop?"

"Eh, nothing you don't know already." Juliette walked up to where Cooper was sitting as Lea walked out of the cabin and hit Juliette's shoulder. Lea then started towards the Bass cabin. Juliette looked at Cooper who got up and started following her.

Ryan walked past the Bass cabin when he heard a huge crash coming from the girl's side. He then walked up and opened a door and moved just in time to dodge a dumbbell. "Um, hello?"

Anna quit spazzing for a second to acknowledge Ryan's existence. "Um, Anna, what's going on?"

Anna took a deep breath before she responded. "My clarinet is gone. And I really need it!"

Ryan: Look, I know she's from the other team, but she seems really worried.

Ryan sat down next to Anna on the cabin deck. Anna sighed and mumbled "All those times I complained about the clarinet, and now…"

"Look, Anna, is there anything else you can do?" Ryan asked. "I mean you don't seem to like it very much."

Anna sighed. "I don't, but it was my mom's favorite instrument. Though I can play the guitar."

"Oh, hey, I have a guitar." Ryan said. "Do you want to barrow it?"

"Really?" Anna said as Ryan nodded. She then grabbed him into a hug as he blushed slightly. "THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!"

Ryan: Ok *deep breath* that was either a sign of affection or an assignation attempt.


The campers sat down on their team's respective sides as the ex-campers sat at a table in the front. Chris walked onstage and started saying "Ok campers, now for the performers, you will be scored from 0 to 10. The best scores overall will win the challenge. Any questions." Ethan raised his hand. "Yes Ethan, you need to stay and watch. Now, first from the bass team, Riley!"

Riley walked onstage with about seven butcher knives in his hand and as he dragged out a target. He started throwing the knives in the air with one hand. After that, he threw some behind him and caught them. As he caught the knives, he threw some at the target. Once he finished throwing the knives, he turned the target to show the knives had all hit the bull's eye.

Chris turned to the Judges to see the scores. LeShawna, Trent and Geoff smiled and held up their scores.

LeShawna: 9

Trent: 9

Geoff: 9

"Wow that will be a hard one to beat. Lea, you're up." Chris shouted. Lea walked up with a microphone in her hand. She then started singing "Bad Romance".

"I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me, could have a bad romance!"

LeShawna stopped her singing short. "And you could have bad singing, oh wait, already happened!"

LeShawna: 6

Trent: 7

Geoff: 6

Frankie: Ouch.

Anna walked out with Ryan's guitar and sat down. "Ok, um, I haven't been practicing for a while, so, please don't boo me off the stage." She then proceeded to play the opening chords to crazy train.

Backstage Frankie ran up Juliette. "Juliette, I can find any of my stuff!"

Juliette's mouth dropped open. "You're kidding me right?"

Frankie lowered his eyes and said sarcastically "Yes, I'm joking. I just like watching you freak out."

"Ummm," Juliette looked over at Anna who finished and passed the guitar over to Ryan who walked onstage. "Anna! Frankie can't find his stuff." She looked out into the audience and smiled, "I have an idea!"

Mia walked to the side of the stage and caught Ryan's attention. She gave Ryan a 'keep it going gesture'. Ryan nodded as if saying, "Gotcha".

The three Bass members walked over to Ethan, after an unpersuading argument, Anna dragged Ethan off the bleachers as Juliette clamped her hand over his mouth.

As Ryan walked off, Anna, Juliette, and Mia shoved Ethan onstage.

Ethan sighed and said, "First of all, I just want to say, my team sucks! Seriously, and I now strongly believe Anna might be the devil." Ethan glared off stage before adding "And um, I found this piano with a note that said 'To drop on campers during obstacle course.' Does it work and can I use it?"

"That would be a yes to both questions," Chris said.

Ethan walked backstage and came back with him, Ryan, and Anna carrying a small grand piano. Ethan walked up to the piano and started playing a slow song which turned into a slightly rock sounding song.

The bass just stared at Ethan before they burst into applause. The judges gave Ethan a perfect score.

"Nice job Ethan." Mia said.

"Thanks, it was a Rhapsody," Ethan shrugged. He then walked towards Mia and grabbed her shoulder. "Good Luck chica."

Mia walked out on to the stage with her stereo. After the first few beats, she started to dance. Then after a few moves, she stepped down wrong, and fell over.

"MIA!" Ethan yelled and ran towards Mia. "Are you okay?"

Mia bit her lip and shook her head.

"Well can you stand up?"

Mia winced as she tried to stand. Ethan scooped her arm over his shoulders. "I'm taking this as a no."

James walked up and started to jab random points on Mia's leg before saying, "Mia, I'm not a doctor, but I think you tore a ligament. I think you need to go to the hospital."

Lea then stood up and yelled, "So, she's costing us the challenge!"

The three Bass and Ryan ran onstage looking shocked. Juliette then shouted back "You know, at least she didn't have to steal our stuff to rock!" Lea looked taken aback. "Yes, I know you stole Anna's clarinet, and you probably took Frank's stuff too."

Cooper: When Juliette said she had the situation covered, she meant it.

Anna turned to Lea looking absolutely livid. "You did what?" Anna jumped off the stage and approached Lea. Once she got to Lea, she backhanded her straight across the face. "You *************!"

Sophia: Whoa. I think I learned at least three new words today, but then again, at least half of those swear were in French."

"I'm not a huge fan of your minions either!" she yelled as she pointed at Chloe and Charlotte.

Chloe looked dumbfounded then yelled out, "Well…. Jade, James, and Ryan are in an alliance!"

Sophie turned to her and said, "Chloe, darling, I know that. The Bass know that. EVERYONE here knows that!"

Anna walked off as she cursed under her breath. Mike simply laughed as he said, "Wow, short stuff is a little angry isn't she?"

Juliette ran up to him yelling, "YOU KNOW WHAT! I'M JUST SICK OF YOU!" She then attempted to punch him. Mike pulled her fist over her head and attempted to hit her, when Cooper tapped his shoulder. When Mike turned around, Cooper punched him, square in the face. He then walked over to Juliette and wrapped his arm around her waist as Frankie slung his arm over her shoulders.

"He's lucky my uncle raised me with manners," Cooper muttered, "or he would be a bloody pulp right now."

Frankie: Look that was when I questioned my allegiances. I'm more loyal to Anna and Juliette than I am to Mike.

The three ex-campers looked shocked at the small fights they had seen. They came to their senses when Trent said sadly, "I know that this will add insult to injury but the Bass win."

Chris nodded and turned to Mia and Ethan and told Mia, "Chef is calling a hospital, and a helicopter will be here soon.

Mia got a look of pure terror on her face. Ethan looked at her and said, "I'll go with her."

Chris frowned, and stated, "I feel that that's out of the topic." But he quickly changed his mind when Mia said "My mom's a lawyer."

"Well, I guess you won't need to come back at all." Lea smirked.

Jade: That was actually the last straw for me. That girl needed to go down.

"Look, I would rather have Mia injured and out of the game than have you on my team!" Jade tried to lunge at Lea, but the twins restrained her.

"Oh boy," Lea insulted, "Noodle arms and Steroids are holding back Vampiria!"

'HEY, YOU CAN'T TALK TO MY FRIEND AND AQUAINTANCE LIKE THAT!"

Tammy looked at James who was smiling. "Um, she only called you and acquaintance, why are you happy?"

"Because, this morning I was a useful pawn to her, her words not mine."

Lea: Look, I know they're going to be idiotic and vote me off, so I decided to take down someone else.

"Oh! I forgot to thank you Aaron, I couldn't have played that joke on KJ without your help."

KJ turned to Aaron and mumbled, "You helped her?"

"No! I wouldn-"

"This morning," Sophia said," you went into the girls side of the cabin, and Jade was the only one still asleep. Why did you go in there?"

"Uh I uh…."

KJ grabbed Riley and walked off. The Other campers started towards the campfire or their cabins.

Tammy: Man, and to think I though Aaron was ho- Nice! Nice, I thought he was nice! (To herself) nice save.


"Gophers," Chris mocked, "I expected more from you. Well, let's see what sorry sucker is going home. Jade, James, Charlotte, Chloe, and Sophie, your all safe.

"Ryan, you are also safe.

"Now, whoever's name I don't call, will be sent on the Boat of Losers, and can't come back, EVER. And the last marshmallow goes to…

Mia. Receiving it for her is me." Chris popped her Marshmallow in his mouth.

Lea tossed her hair back and walked away.


Yey! this took a while, so yea, and I think there's a poll up on my profile, but im not sure yet. so go click on that