Hey lovelies! So… it's been a while eh?
I honestly have no idea why I haven't updated recently.
I guess I'm just lazy :/
Anywhooo….
So…. Someone asked me if I knew any movies similar to this!
OMG! I love oldish rom-coms! Squeeee! Fangirl with me!
The only ones I could think of right now is 'She's All That' and '10 Things I Hate About You'
I love those movies!
Anywhoooo on with the show!
I talk too much!
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"So class if you could please type in Romeo and Juliet reads in the computer and click the first link. That would be awesome." Mrs. Thompson said.
The class did as instructed.
"You see Romeo and Juliet, Is a classic romantic play written by one of the most famous play-writers William Shakespeare. It is a tale about two teenagers who fall in love even though their families dislike each other. In was true that the Capulets and Montegues hated eachother. That's why Romeo and Juliet concealed their love for eachother when their families were around. Even in the end, the killed themselves when they thought the other had passed. A sign of true love. Would anybody like to add something?"
Only one person raised their hand.
"Yes, Brooke." Mrs Thompson said pointing to the brunette.
"I heard somewhere that like Juliet was like only 14 and Romeo was like 17 at the time. Like what a whore right?" She said in her nasal voice.
Her friends giggling with her.
Ally rolled her eyes.
"Um yes it was a three year age gap. But they were so in love age didn't matter." The teacher answered.
Ally then bent over to reach for her notebook to take some of the notes.
Austin was in the seat next to her chewing on his pen and happened to notice she was bending over.
Leaving her computer screen completely untouched.
He quickly reached over and typed.
Http/;,. .com
And chuckled leaning back in his chair.
By that time Ally looked up only to be greeted by Men with… suggestive poses on her screen.
It was then the teacher started to walk around.
"Come on, come on, come on." Ally muttered furiously trying to get the crude displays and pictures off her screen.
Only to realize that the website came with implanted voice memos.
"Now if you scroll down you will see some famous lines from the balcony scene. Now the balcony scene-."
Soon voices of people moaning and groaning and saying "Oh yeah baby!" filled the room.
Of course Brooke and her posse's ears perked up upon hearing the erotic noises.
Ally nervously tried to x out the screen, but of course the cursor decided to move slowly.
Stupid old school computers.
"Come on!" Ally groaned and hit the mouse on the desk trying to make the cursor move.
By that time Mrs. Thompson was right behind her.
"Um Ms. Dawson, this is English class. This website is more… Sex Ed."
At the comment Austin burst into laughter which he quickly covered with a cough when the teacher turned to look at him.
"It was a pop-up ad." Ally said getting a hold of the cursor x'ing out the crude website to reveal the correct website.
"Alright. If you say so." Mrs. Thompson said as she held her hands up in defeat.
And she walked away.
"Wow, Dawson I never took you for that kind of girl!" Austin said with a smirk and a chuckle.
"Shut up. I know you did this." Ally retorted.
And then the bell rang and students began to pack their belongings.
"Okay class, remember all those who have history third period are going to the history museum today with Mr. Baxter."
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"So when we go the dance, I was thinking glamorous like Beyonce, A little hipster like Stefani, and definitely a little slutty like Aguilera." Brooke said walking Austin to the bus.
"Yes Brooke, I know, You told me this morning." Austin replied.
"Um Mr. Moon, we're waiting on you." Mr. Baxter said.
"Yeah, just a minute." Brooke replied.
And she pecked Austin's lips immediately adding her tongue.
Austin then grabbed her shoulders, realizing what she was trying to do.
"Goodbye Brooke." Austin said in an irritated tone.
"Later Austy!" she said flirtaciously and walked back inside.
And then Austin walked towards the bus.
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"So this statue is of Tezcatlipoca, who happens to be the Aztec god of sorcery. Ooooh Ahhhhh." Mr. Baxter said excitedly.
Ally then began taking notes of all the gods that her history teacher mentioned.
In the back Austin and Dez were currently standing by one of the female stautes, taking a selfie, each of them fondling a breast.
"Mr. Moon, , I hope I'm not getting in the way of your… feeling game. But this is actually coming on the test, and with your grades, you guys really need the marks." And with that Ally turned and gave them knowing looks.
To which Austin scoffed at the brunette.
"Okay class, you guys can go and take your own private tours, so split up in pairs of two."
Dez and Austin immediately high-fived eachother.
"Um… no. Not you two. Mr. Wade you go with Mr. Dean and Mr. Moon you go with…. Ms. Dawson."
Ally immediately gasped.
"Mr Baxter I am NOT going with him. I don't wanna lose braincells!" Ally said but the teacher was already beginning to walk to the souvenir shop.
Ally stood in place and groaned going back over to the god of sorcery writing down the information here.
"So… can you take a picture of me holding the statue's rack again." Austin grinned.
Ally just scoffed.
"I can't believe of all people I got paired with you, I'll even go with stinky Sam."
Austin rolled his eyes.
"So why is this old guy so important?" Austin said probing the stautue's face.
"Don't touch the statues. And 'this old guy' happens to be Tezcatlipoca."
"What is that, like Indian?" Austin asked.
"No, it's Mexican."
"Yeah, so why is this Texcatpoop- guy so important?"
"It's Tezcatlipoca and he is the Aztec god of sorcery. Were you even listening when the teacher was lecturing us."
"No, not really." Austin replied.
"Maybe, that's why you're such an idiot." Ally muttered.
"Hey what's your problem? Why do you always have a stick up your ass?" Austin replied.
"What's my problem? You're the one who's always trying to get me in trouble. Like, the penis website, very mature. Also, it doesn't surprise me that you practically memorized the website name." Ally smirked at this.
"God, you're such a bitch." Austin replied.
"And you are a gay boy, who memorizes penis websites." Ally retorted.
"Yeah, well you're a… bitch with no real friends."
"Diddo!" Ally replied.
"Diddo!" Austin replied.
"Double Diddo!" Ally said.
"Double, Double Diddo!" Austin replied.
"Double, Double, Double- Why am I even trying to fight with you, you're such an idiot."
A cool breeze suddenly blew past them, causing them to cling to their sweaters.
They both scoffed and walked away from eachother.
Did they completely forget they were standing infront of the god of sorcery?
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"Goodnight Mr. Fluffy." Ally said as she hopped into her bed.
Her cat purred in response.
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"I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist…" Austin sung pulling on a pair on boxers hopping into his bed.
"Goodnight my lovely little friend." He winked while peeking into his pants.
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The two began tossing and turning that night, Both feeling weirdly cold.
They kept moving and twisting in their beds, feeling uncomfortable.
But as soon as midnight hit, everything went still and all the tossing and turning stopped.
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Hey guys!
So that's that.
Please remember to express your opinions in the reviews section.
And if you haven't please check out the movie 'It's A Boy/Girl Thing."
That's what this fanfiction is based off of.
Also check out my other stories 'Lean On' and 'Be My Angel' which I will update the latter soon.
More to come, so stick around. I love you awesome nerds!
Peace!