A Trip to Greece

Chapter 2

By Shadowgate

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It was 8AM and class just started. Mister Garrison had a big announcement to make.

"Alright class I've got big news. Wendy's parents have put aside money because they're rich and that money will be used to send Wendy and her three close friends Stan, Kyle, and Kenny to Greece. They will get automatic A's in Social Studies for the semester and the rest of you will be here doing reports."

The class groans.

Cartman stands up and says "if Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are going I should be able to go as well."

Wendy says "you're not my friend."

Cartman says "well screw you then."

Mister Garrison cuts in and says "Eric you can't go because they won't be able to get the plane off the ground if you do."

The whole class laughs.

The next day the four lucky children head to the airport and incidentally the chaperone that Wendy's parents acquired was Mister Derp and while Wendy didn't care the boys were less than thrilled.

When they got up to the woman at the computer to present their tickets it was discovered that Kenny was on the no fly list.

Apparently a registered sex offender named Kenneth McCormick who lived in Oregon was on the list and because of that Kenny would have to go through major drama.

A large man came out from the door behind the woman's desk and grabbed Kenny and said "come on son."

20 minutes later the man came out and had bad news.

He said that Kenny died from radiation poisoning. He also said that Kenny was given an enema and sodomized. The man presented a bucket of shit and Stan puked on Kyle.

"SICK!" Kyle yelled and he had to go to the bathroom to clean up.

When they took their seats on the airplane Kyle's cell phone rang.

Mister Derp said "Kyle your cell phone is ringing DERP!"

Kyle says "Duh!"

When Kyle picks up his cell phone he finds his worst enemy on the other line.

"Hey Kyle did you hear Mel Gibson called his ex-girlfriend a cunt and said she will get raped by a pack of niggers for dressing like a slut and looking like a fucking pig in heat."

Kyle says "that's not funny Cartman that's really hateful that he would talk that way about someone he was romantic with."

Cartman shoots back "oh what's the matter are you upset because Mel Gibson has exposed you and the rest of the Jews?"

"Goddamn it Cartman this crap isn't funny."

Cartman says "let me talk to Kenny."

Kyle says "Kenny had to undergo a serious search because someone with his name was on the no-fly list. He was exposed to radiation poisoning and died."

Cartman says "oh my God they killed Kenny."

Kyle says "yes Cartman the bastards killed Kenny."

Cartman states he's no longer interested in talking to Kyle and Kyle says "fuck you" and hangs up.

As the plane starts a stewardess comes by and spills coffee on Kyle's crotch. Kyle spent thirty minutes cleaning up and had to hold an ice pack over his groin for an hour in the bathroom.

The airplane stopped in North Carolina.

When Stan woke up from his nap Kyle was screaming.

"Goddamn it Stan are you awake? I don't know if I can make it to Greece. It's been a bitch from Colorado to North Carolina."

Stan puts his arm around Kyle and says "calm down you're going to live."

Kyle says "shit Stan I got coffee spilled on my fucking crotch and you puked on me. Kenny was murdered in the name of airport security this trip has been the absolute worst I've ever been on."

Stan says "what about the trip to Nebraska for Christmas to see Cartman's relatives?"

Kyle answers "even worse than that. My nuts weren't left with third degree fucking burns."

Stan says "well when we got home my parents turned my ass red. They took turns swinging the paddles."

Kyle says "shit dude but even old fashioned punishment doesn't amount to third degree burns on the balls."

Stan agreed and gave Kyle a pat on the back and urged him to calm down. Kyle was thrilled when he found out they could get up and for a 15 minute break during the interval to North Carolina.

Kyle, Stan, and Wendy grabbed lunch at McDonalds inside an airport.

Stan said to Kyle "Hey Kyle you know what greasy fast food and Greek food have in common?"

"What's that Stan?"

Stan farts right in Kyle's face and Wendy is disgusted.

"Stan act like a grown up for once."

Stan says "oh you mean like the stupid chaperone that your parents hired? I mean come on it's Mister Fucking Derp."

Mister Derp is hitting himself with a hammer and completely ignoring the kids.

After they get back on the plane Kyle has calmed down and Stan is out of gas but luckily the plane is full of gas.

They hear the following announcement over the intercom.

"This is your captain Robert Fudge and I'm with my newest copilot David Packer. We're going to Greece and oh David I got to tell you Greece has statues of naked sexy men."

David replies "oh but they can't compare to you Robert. I just love it that I got you down in the cockpit."

Stan and Kyle are disgusted.

Wendy says "oh this is going to be one hell of a trip."

Over in Greece Hordak Hess had a vision.

He yells out "TO BRING OUT THIS BEAST I MUST SACRIFICE A VIRGIN! HA HA HA HA"

To be continued