A Trip to Greece

Chapter 3

By Shadowgate

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Wendy, Stan, and Kyle got up to their hotel rooms and decided they'd spend the day resting due to jet lag. Mister Derp was hung over.

The next day there were plans of course.

Stan was eating his eggs and bacon when Wendy turned on the television.

The news reporter yells "News Flash a schizophrenic man named Robert Decker escaped police custody. He is using the alias Hordak Hess and is the head of a neo-Nazi organization. If you see this man call the police immediately."

Wendy freaks out and says "we better keep an eye on Kyle because this man could be dangerous."

Stan says "shit Wendy he'll be fine."

Kyle knocks at the door.

Stan gets up to open the door.

"Hey Kyle what are you doing here?"

"Oh gee Stan I thought I'd come over so we could play dress up and you could give me a spanking."

Wendy is annoyed but tells Kyle to come in. Once Kyle steps in and sits down Wendy looks at the big map that shows the museum and the restaurants in town.

"Stan. Kyle, give me your attention."

Wendy goes over the plans for the day and then Mister Derp comes over to see the kids.

Kyle asks "are you still hung over?"

The only reply he gets is "Derp!"

Stan says "let's go to the museum."

In the meantime Hordak Hess called his men together and discussed his vision.

He goes on to say that he's seen a perfect girl who's likely a virgin enter the Howard Inn located on Hermes Street and that the movements of that girl and the boys with her must be tracked. If necessary knock out the adult male with them or even kill him.

The Nazis took off in two different vans ready to hunt down Wendy Testaburger.

When Stan, Wendy, Kyle, and the loser chaperone hit the museum only one of the four was really interested in learning about Greek Mythology and culture.

"Guys we're going to get automatic A's for this so I think you two would be more enthusiastic."

Kyle replies "well Hercules may have the strength to hold up the earth as well as Atlas but Greek Mythology just isn't exciting."

Stan says "I'll say."

The tour guide introduces himself and they begin the tour.

They observe statues of naked men leaving Kyle and Stan to laugh and crack dirty jokes. Wendy was not amused. As the tour goes on Wendy manages to answer a couple questions correctly. Soon she's approached by a man in a wheelchair claiming to be the assistant to the tour guide. He tells her that she is entitled to some nice surprises for being so smart and to follow him to the back of the museum. Kyle and Stan find this odd but don't say anything. Wendy follows the man and about five minutes later crashing sounds are heard along with a loud scream.

Stan yells "THAT WAS WENDY!"

Kyle and Stan hustle toward the back of the museum and find a big heavy door locked so they start screaming for security. When a security guard comes to unlock the door they find the back wall of the museum severely damaged by vehicles and an empty wheelchair.

"Shit Kyle that motherfucker in the wheelchair was not paralyzed and he took Wendy."

Kyle says "Luckily we can see the tire tracks in the snow."

Stan yells "come on let's get after them."

Kyle says "Stan wait I don't know if we can make it that far on foot and it could be dangerous. We had better call the police."

Stan yells "I can't wait for the police."

Stan takes off running and Kyle decides to follow him. They know they're on foot and they don't know how many were involved in the kidnapping of Wendy or why they kidnapped her. Stan just knows he wants her back.

Stan and Kyle run but after seven miles Stan stops and due to the bad weather his asthma acts up. He gets his inhaler out and has no choice but to stop.

Kyle gets down and puts his arm around him.

"Stan just calm down the best you can. We can't have you die from an asthma attack. Your face is flushed and this is serious. Don't get up just slow down your breathing."

Kyle puts his fingers over Stan's throat and feels his pulse pounding hard.

"Take it easy Stan! You need to recover don't even think about Wendy because self preservation must come first, even before love."

Kyle helps Stan take off his tight jacket and soon Kyle puts his ear to Stan's chest.

Kyle begins hearing Stan's heart rate at an unsafe level and wheezing. After a few minutes Stan says to Kyle "go forward and find out what happen to Wendy."

Kyle says "I won't leave you Stan."

Stan insists for the next ten minutes and finally Kyle agrees to do it.

Wendy wakes up inside a van after being chloroformed and she screams "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"

A disturbing man appears and says "I'm Hordak Hess and I have big plans to make the world a better place."

Wendy says "you're that Nazi mental patient that escaped."

He screams "I'm a genius and I'm going to make the world a better place."

Wendy asks "what the hell do you want with me?"

Hordak says "you'll find out!"

Wendy is horrified and feels great anxiety. What are these Nazis going to do to her she wonders? How can she possibly escape?

The other men surrounding Hordak start laughing and she thinks they might beat her up or rape her.

Hordak asks "you're not Jewish are you?"

Wendy replies "no why?"

They just laugh but then Hordak goes on to say "you're an Aryan girl and your sacrifice for a better world will be commended for centuries."

Wendy is speechless and thinks to her self "what sacrifice?"

In the mean time Kyle is making gains as he follows the van tracks. Stan is finally able to get up on his feet and he sees police lights. They flash so he stops.

The cops say to him "you're supposed to be in school today so we have to take you in."

Stan says "my girlfriend just got kidnapped and I'm here on a trip I don't go to school here."

The cop gets pissed and says "how dare you lie like that? You are on the road to delinquency and we're hauling you down to the station."

Stan insists but then the cop tazers him and he's thrown in the backseat.

Stan yells "NOOOOOO!"

TO BE CONTINUED