A Trip to Greece

Chapter 6

By Shadowgate

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After seeing the dragon they all wondered what was going to happen next. Marcus asked if anyone knew the lyrics to the Slayer song "Read Between the Lies" and Kyle said he might remember some.

Kyle went on to say "my dad had some of their albums on record LP but my mom threw a fit and she wanted them kept away from me and Ike."

Marcus said "Ike?"

Kyle explained that Ike was his adopted brother. Soon they got back to discussing Slayer and Wendy commented "I never thought I'd see the day where you Kyle being Jewish would discuss a satanic band like Slayer with a white supremacist."

Kyle shot back "well Wendy not everyone is as politically correct as you are."

Wendy became infuriated but Stan told them both to stop and focus on the mission ahead.

Kyle focused really hard and remembered half the lyrics to "Read Between the Lies" and Marcus remembered the other half.

Wendy yelled "LOOK OVER THERE!"

All four kids were surprised to see centaurs and Minotaur beings in the pasture. Some wore blue robes that were eloquent and some were topless.

"Stan oh I wish we could get pictures of them. Pictures would be great for class."

Stan became disgusted and said "we may not live another day to see our classmates and you're thinking about getting pictures of those beasts."

BACK IN SOUTH PARK COLORADO

Craig Tucker sits to watch the news with his family.

News Reporter: The unthinkable happened folks a dragon was seen flying in the sky over Greece. A madman who stated his name was Hordak Hess had phoned authorities in Greece and said the dragon's name was Europocalypse. We go to France to hear from a gay reporter who constantly masturbates.

The camera zooms in on a man with a microphone with his hand in his pants.

The French News reporter states "well the French government is very concerned about what this dragon might do and oh hold on."

The man continues jacking off and he says "oh I just creamed."

The news reporter in South Park Colorado goes on to discuss the weather. Craig hears the phone ring and his dad gets it.

"Craig it's your friend Clyde."

Craig wonders what Clyde could want at this hour.

Craig picks up the phone and they have a brief chat about Stan, Wendy, and Kyle being in Greece. Clyde admitted he was scared by the photographs shown of Europocalypse shown on the news.

Craig was not scared since nothing scares him period.

In the meantime Stan and Kyle picked up boards and found a tunnel to get back in the lair. Stan approached a guard from behind and swung the board. The guard's skull was crushed and blood flew everywhere.

Marcus stops the other three and says this is the door to one of the dungeons. Kyle and Marcus prepare to sing.

They hit a high note and take it down several notches to a lower note.

Kyle comments how this song reminds him of when Cartman became a preacher in an attempt to get 10 million dollars.

Marcus leads

"You say you'll help us find the lord, tell me preacher how do you know

A simple quest for a simple savior, to lead us through our final prayer"

Kyle takes over

"Religious blackmail a deceit of trust, that death will come and all will be lost"

Wendy jumps in

"They claim your trip to heaven is nearby, you may believe it but Satan won't lie."

The door opens and they see adults and children who've been held captive for quite a while.

Stan tells them "you're free!"

Marcus says "there's still another cell full of people."

Wendy asks one of the boys who appears to be in forth grade how long he's been there. He says it feels like it's been a whole year. She is appalled that Hordak locked people up for that long.

Marcus says there's a problem. They need to know the lyrics to another Slayer song called "raining blood."

Stan remembered that he and Cartman listened to that song together and Stan was able to sing the whole song. The dungeon door opened.

Soon 75 prisoners had been freed but then a shot rang out.

Marcus fell over. The three children looked over and saw he'd been shot through the heart.

Hordak approaches them.

He has major news.

"My big blue dragon Europocalypse just returned from destroying a planet that was overrun with blacks by the name of Marclar."

Stan replied "Starvin Marvin!"

Kyle was furious and said "you racist son of a bitch."

TO BE CONTINUED