A Trip to Greece
Chapter 7
By Shadowgate
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Medusa was heard coming from around the corner. They knew it was Medusa from the heavy breathing and growling. Luckily Wendy had a small make up mirror in her pocket and right as Medusa approached it ended up being her hideous body that turned to stone.
Hordak immediately stated that he was running away and that the Minotaur would kill anyone who gets in his way. The Minotaur jumped out with a wooden club and growled.
Stan and Wendy tried to head toward the tunnel but they kept getting cut off by the Minotaur so they had to back up. Kyle looked for something to fight with but with his head down he became an easy target for the Minotaur. Kyle got knocked against the wall and then Wendy was knocked flat.
The Minotaur lunged forward but luckily Stan was able to dodge and damn his football skills sure came in handy. The Minotaur jumped toward Kyle and knocked him over. The Minotaur jumped 30 feet into the air in an attempt to crush Kyle. Kyle however managed to move far enough to safety and when the Minotaur's ass hit the ground he knew he'd have an opportunity to make a move.
"I got you motherfucker" Kyle yelled.
Kyle crawled really fast and grabbed the Minotaur's nuts and squeezed. He squeezed hard for a full minute and when he let go the Minotaur jumped fast and hard into a brick wall. The Minotaur was killed from a head injury.
"Goddamn Kyle! You really nailed that son of a bitch" Stan said.
Kyle responded "Stan please don't tell Cartman I grabbed the nuts of that half human half animal."
Stan was shocked and said he couldn't believe at a time like this Kyle would even worry about what Cartman would think.
Kyle just smirked.
Wendy said "the bastard went through that hallway let's catch him."
They go forward through the hallway and entered. The candles were lit and bright and they thought the only thing they'd have to worry about were cobwebs.
THEY WERE WRONG.
Kyle stepped on a strange brick and heard a bell ring. He wondered what was going to happen and soon he found out when a pie hit him in the face.
Stan and Wendy laugh and Kyle is pissed off.
They continue to go forward and a picture of a clown falls from the ceiling and Wendy jumps into Stan's arms.
"Goddamn it Wendy control yourself" Stan said and Wendy slapped him across the face.
As they continued through the hallway a Cerberus jumped out toward them. Stan remembered he had Slim Jim Jerky in his pocket and there was enough to feed all three heads.
Kyle and Wendy took time to pet the Cerberus and repeatedly said "nice doggy."
Soon they saw a multiple staircases and knew it would be a long walk.
"Wendy I hope you're ready to walk it's a damn good thing I didn't get you pregnant back in the hotel room" Stan joked.
Kyle stopped to wash his face in the big cool water fall off to the side.
As they hustled up the stairs arrows were fired from a balcony.
"Shit Stan those centaurs are shooting at us" Kyle said.
Wendy commented about how they seemed so nice when they saw them out in the field. Kyle was disgusted and remarked "yeah Wendy everything seems so nice about Ancient fucking Greece."
Stan said "let's get going."
The centaurs made very close shots but all three made it up the staircases only to face the hydra.
"HOLY SHIT" Kyle exclaimed as he saw the three headed snake.
Stan and Kyle noticed two swords on the wall and they grabbed both and jumped forward to do battle with the hydra.
The hydra lunged at Kyle but Kyle dodged and cut off one of the three heads. The hydra growled and spit venom on the wall. They saw the venom burn a hole through the brick wall and they knew this was hardly an ordinary monster.
The next snake head spit and Kyle's sword was burnt into two pieces. As the snake lunged at Kyle Stan was able to cut off a second head.
"Stan you saved my life" Kyle said happily.
"Shit Kyle that snake had you scared frozen" Stan replied.
Wendy jumped on the remaining snake head and from behind she used her bare hand to choke it to death and the body fell to the ground.
"Well guys that really wore me out" Wendy said and all three laughed.
All of the sudden the hydra was back up again. They wondered why the hell that was. Stan and Kyle struck at the hydra and cut off two more heads. Wendy was a sitting target and when the third head began spitting the burning venom toward her Stan had to trip her on purpose so she wouldn't get hit.
Kyle jumped toward the hydra and missed. The hydra spit venom toward him and Kyle used his sword to block it but it cost him a weapon.
Stan threw his sword to Kyle and Kyle stabbed the hydra in the heart. All the heads turned blue and fell to the ground.
Kyle's face soon turned red with anger and he said "let's get these KKK/Nazi motherfuckers."
Kyle took a rock and smashed the lock off a door and there they confronted a few dozen men in Storm trooper outfits.
"Kyle they have guns and this may be the end of our trip" Stan said.
All of the sudden there was a crash. They saw a big blue dragon lean his head through a big hole in the roof and eat half the Nazis. The other half fled for safety by jumping out of a window.
The kids figured that the dragon would be the one to do them in.
All of the sudden a flute was heard and the dragon began to calm down.
Wendy, Stan, and Kyle looked over and saw a boy in a Confederate Uniform and a Confederate Flag pin. The boy stated that the music would calm the dragon for up to 30 minutes. Kyle asked in a sarcastic voice "where are you from Alabama?"
The boy with a southern accent said he was from Kentucky and his father was the Grand Dragon of the Keystone Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. He went on to explain that he like many junior Klan members came to Hordak because they believed it would be best for the Aryan Race. He realized now just how far out of bounds he'd gone. He went on to give them major information including a map on how to get out of any dungeon should they be recaptured. He went on to warn Wendy that Hordak intends to sacrifice her soul so he may become immortal.
TO BE CONTINUED