A Trip to Greece

Chapter 8

By Shadowgate

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5:30 AM at the Tucker Residence.

A phone call came in straight from the president and there were helicopters outside the house. Tom Tucker is beating on Craig's door yelling "THE PRESIDENT IS CALLING AND YOU NEED TO GET UP CRAIG."

Craig Tucker hit the motherfucking shower, brushed his teeth and was downstairs pretty Goddamn fast.

He found out the Guinea Pirate was seen heading for Greece. The president informed him on his front lawn that he would be joining his classmates in Greece. He got on a plane and flew into North Carolina. There he was given lunch and he got on a large ship to head for Greece.

In the meantime Pegasus flew into the damaged lair and lifted Stan, Kyle, and Wendy out of it and they flew up into the sky.

All three were thrilled by this ride and felt kind of like they were in an amusement park. Soon the Pegasus swooped down and they got off.

"Stan I must say that was quite a ride. Right now we must track down Hordak Hess."

Stan replies to Wendy "well that may be hard considering he's got weapons and quite an army."

It's now 2PM in Greece and as Craig's ship continues to head toward Greece a big blue dragon attacked the ship. A ship officer yelled "ABANDON SHIP!"

Soon after that the dragon crashed straight into the ship and split it in half. Craig yelled "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"

He knew he was going down and he jumped up flying higher than he expected and did two backward flips as he went into the ocean. He realized he went in deep and began to panic. He could hear his heart pounding in his ears and he wondered would this trip to join Stan and Kyle be the one that leads to his demise?

He must have been under water for at least three minutes when he saw a mermaid. He thought he was hallucinating. He saw a sugar bear tattooed on her chest above the left breast. She grabbed him and at full speed ahead brought him to shore. It just so happens that the lair Hordak Hess operated in was in southern Greece and close to shore so as Craig laid unconscious he was found by Stan, Kyle, Wendy, and as luck would have it the idiot Mister Derp came along and helped get Craig back to the hotel room.

When Craig awoke he was shocked and asked what the hell was going on.

Kyle spoke up "well Craig we found you at the shore unconscious and we were surprised. We spent the past two hours listening to your heart and lungs to make sure you were okay. What brought you hear to Greece?"

Craig explained he had orders from the president to come here and track down the Guinea Pirate and his ship was attacked by a big blue dragon.

Kyle stopped him and said "holy shit that blue dragon Europoclypse is major trouble. That dragon destroyed the planet that Starvin Marvin and his people were living on.

Craig said "that dragon will pick random targets."

Kyle asked "what happened to the people who were on board this ship you came on?"

Craig said "I'm sure they all died. If I hadn't been rescued by a mermaid I'd be dead as well."

Kyle said "A MERMAID!"

Craig pointed out to Kyle it shouldn't be that hard to believe in a mermaid considering there's a dragon on the loose and lots of other strange things have been reported.

Kyle said "oh that's a damn good point."

Kyle went on to ask "what was the mermaid like?"

Craig answered "she had a sugar bear tattooed on her chest. This whole occasion reminds me of that song by Elton John, Someone Saved my life Tonight Sugar Bear."

Craig went on to say "she was naked and holy shit so am I!"

Kyle said "we're not queers and Mister Derp is not a pedophile but we had to strip you and get you into bed so you would not die of hypothermia."

Stan comes in and sees Craig awake.

"Craig I'm glad you're awake we didn't know if you'd make it."

Stan grabs Craig's hand and takes his pulse.

Kyle asks if Craig's clothes are done and Stan says they are. Craig gets his clothes out of the dryer and puts them on.

Wendy explains the situation and Craig is shocked and impressed that they survived all the shit they survived.

They all agreed that it was time for lunch because they needed to eat before going after Hordak Hess.

BACK IN SOUTH PARK

The news reporter is on live and states "the dragon known as Europoclypse destroyed an American ship near Greece. This catastrophe only gets worse. We go live to southern Greece to hear a report from a mentally retarded man with a compulsive masturbation habit."

The screen shows a man mumbling and moving his hand in and out of his pants.

Craig's mom was watching and she screamed and hugged Tom Tucker. In the meantime room service was on the way. Craig, Kyle, and Stan got their food. They took 30 minutes to eat and then Stan got on the phone with Wendy. He was shocked to hear that they'd just ordered their lunch and it would be another 30 minutes before they could get back to their mission to take down Hordak.

Stan slammed down the telephone and started bitching about girls taking too long in general. Five minutes later they heard gun shots and when they rushed out of their room they saw a man in a mask with a gun and he fired at them before running away. Luckily they all ducked but the man got away with Wendy. When they entered Wendy's room they found Mister Derp dead.

Stan said "this shit is not good we have to go after that son of a bitch."

Kyle pointed out that they had no guns or blades but Stan pointed out just how important the mission was to save Planet Earth.

Craig took off following foot prints left in the snow with Kyle and Stan trailing behind the best they could. After 15 minutes of running they approached Europoclypse and saw Hordak chanting something in Ancient Greek. They witnessed Wendy's soul get sucked out of her body.

TO BE CONTINUED