The Trouble with Mom and Dad

by myfriendfiction

Having parents in politics is never easy and having Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope as your parents means you will become very familiar with humiliation. The Knope Wyatt triplets have a lot of embarrassing scandals involving their parents to discover, among them: the bowling alley punch, cab makeouts, and nerdy pen pal letters.

2. Could Make an Angel Hang Himself

Chapter 2: Could Make An Angel Hang Himself

December 2024- Age 10- Pawnee-Could Make an Angel Hang Himself

It was two days before Christmas and the triplets sat in front of the fireplace drinking coco and extra marshmallows while looking at old scrapbooks while their parents busied themselves in the kitchen preparing dinner while Christmas music filled the air and the snow fell outside.

"…..The bride wore a dress made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so…so… perfect it could make an angel…. hang….. himself."

"Say what now?" Wesley exclaimed.

"The bride wore a dress made by her….." Stephen repeated.

"No. No. Stop. I was using a figure of speech," Wesley explained and then asked, "That's such a weird thing to say. Who wrote that article?"

"Mom. Mom wrote that article," Sonia said after leaning over Stephen to look at the article.

Wesley's voice got really low as he hung his head and confessed, "There's a pattern. I did see mom….grab dad's butt once or twice."

"I've seen it too. They're not good at being sneaky. It's really gross."

"Me too. I'm not so sure dad enjoys it. What do you both think?"

The other two gave Stephen a weird look before Sonia suggested, "Let's forget we ever had this conversation."

The three put one hand in and shouted, "Triple Power."

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