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This conversation would happen if you recruited Jill and later Haar, and you saw the "Info" conversation with Jill and Haar before entering Talrega and fighting Shiharam. Mist is Normal, Haar is Bold, and Jill is Italics.
Jill's Stalker Revealed
"Ah! It's you!"
"Hmm?" –yawns– "What are you talking about? Who're you?"
"Me? Who are you?!"
"Fine then, I suppose if you want to play it that way, I'm Haar. I-"
"Then take this!" –swings staff–
– grabs staff– "Whoa, now. We're on the same side here, aren't we?"
"But you're the one that I saw with Jill! You were stalking her, weren't you?"
"Stalking her? What are you talking about? Wait a minute, I think you're getting confused here. She's the daughter of Captain Shiharam, my mentor."
"What? Really?"
"Yeah. There's Jill now, you can ask her yourself."
"Oh, Captain Haar! There you are! And I see that you've met Mist."
"Jill, you mean he's not your stalker?"
"What? N-No, not at all! Where did that idea come from?"
"O-Oh, w-well, that day before we arrived at Telrega, I saw you with H-Haar, and… I got Ike because I thought he was stalking you or something!" –blushes–
"R-Really? You thought that?"
"I'm sorry, Jill. I didn't realize that he was an acquaintance of yours, I was just… trying to help."
"Now, now, no tears on me. I hate seeing young girls cry and all. It was an honest mistake. With a creepy-looking guy like me and all around, I'd be surprised if you didn't think anything of it."
"Captain Haar, you're talking nonsense again!"
"Am I? At any rate, Jill, I'm glad to see that you have such a loyal and caring friend around. You two take care of each other, alright? And no more tears, okay?"
"A-Alright. I'm sorry, Haar."
"It's no problem. Now then, you two go along and have fun. I'm just going to sit here, maybe catch up some sleep. Goodnight. Zzzzzz…"
"W-Wow… J-Jill, is he always like this?"
"Unfortunately, yes…" –facepalms–
Updates were a little slow due to somebody cutting off my Internet, which took about a week and a half to fix, and I wanted to keep my library visits down. V.V Also, do know that I will be busy this week, but updates will try to happen. But no guarantees.
Anyway, the update. Scary thought, no? Poor Mist is always getting the wrong impression...