Plot outline: Crossover fic

Plot outline: Crossover fic. Jeff Dunham and Puppets are thrown into the Naruto-verse via magical swirly portal in a parking lot. When the puppets come to life due to the portal's magic and scattered throughout the Naruto world, Jeff has to find all of them before all hell breaks loose. But then again, with this bunch, that's not gonna happen.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Jeff Dunham and company.

Chapter one: Where the hell are we?

Location: Apartment of Uzumaki Naruto. Konoha

"Where the Hell am I?" Walter grumbled. As always, he was in a foul mood. He had just fallen through a portal after all. "Looks like I'm in Japan or something like that." He sat with his arms crossed. "Well, at least I won't have to face the wife tonight. Damn bitch just won't die."

"What the Hell?" The door behind him had opened to reveal a blonde boy dressed in orange.

"Is that anyway to talk to an old man?"

"You Talk?" Naruto poked the old man.

"Hey! Don't touch me you dumbass!" Walter growled.

"Sorry, I've never met a talking puppet before." Naruto considered this grouchy puppet. It could be handy later. Walter was also considering the boy. He then had a wicked idea. This kid was annoying, like his grandson. He had found an efficient way before to get his grandson to leave him alone. But would it work on this dumbass? It was worth a try.

"Hey kid. Come here." Naruto bent down cautiously. "My finger's jammed. Do you know how to un jam it? Pull on it will ya?" Naruto foolishly complied, then reeled over, nearly passing out. Walter had given his trademark "Walter fart" as Achmed had so deemed it with horror. The old man then let loose one of his trademark cackles.

"Oh Kami!! Is this how that Baka Kiba felt like during the Chuunin exams?" Naruto howled as he attempted to rid his senses of the smell. Walter continued cackling. This kid was going to be fun to mess with.

Location: Kazekage Sabaku No Gaara's Office, Kazekage tower, Suna

Peanut looked around. The office he was sitting in was pristine. Nothing out of place. Not fun. He found a plant, but that was it. The puppet pouted in a corner for about ten minutes before accepting the fact that he just needed to entertain himself. Pity Jeff wasn't here to do it. Peanut thought of some fun things to do and began to giggle manically.

Sabaku No Gaara was not in a pleasant mood. The Daimyo of the Wind Country was demanding a shipment of 200 lizards. He had discovered a severe insect infestation and wanted to deal with them the "Natural Way". The lizards were rare, but that didn't discourage him. The insects were their natural prey. Personally, Gaara thought it was the stupidest thing he had ever heard of. He paused before grabbing the handle of his office door. He heard giggling from the other side. His eyes narrowed immediately. Kankuro knew much better than to bring his lady friends into Gaara's office. Then, against his better judgment, Gaara slowly opened the door to reveal utter chaos in his once perfectly beautiful office. He froze in shock at the sight of the yellowish green and purple thing causing it.

Peanut paused in what he was doing. "YAY! A PERSON!" He shrieked in excitement. He then leapt upon Gaara without hesitation. "HI, I'M PEANUT! WHAT'S YOUR NAME? LET'S BE FRIENDS!!" Peanut screamed. Gaara was still frozen in complete and utter shock at what just happened.

Location: Somewhere deep within the Land of Tea

Achmed the Dead Terrorist groaned. If he had had skin, it surely would have been black and blue. "This," He growled. "This is worse than the pre-mature detonation." The suicide bomber then studied his surroundings. He did not recognize any of them. "Great! Where is Infidel Jeff? More importantly, where the hell are my 72 virgins?" The skeleton growled. He got up and shakily staggered to a tree. "ARGH!" He snarled at a curious squirrel. The squirrel disregarded the growl and proceeded to scamper happily upon Achmed. He screamed and began to try and shake it off. "GET OFF!! I KILL YOU!"

"That was a fun one, yeah." Deidara and Sasori had just finished up a major assassination mission. "It got a bit messy in the end, but still fun...un." He commented, vaguely aware of the dried blood covering his front.

"Anytime you get to blow things up, you deem it fun." The puppetmaster snarled. "Plus, once again you were unprepared. You ran out of clay and had to revert to kunai."

Deidara stopped. "Hey, I'm almost out un! I needed to save some for the way back at least!" The bomber then paused. "Hey, Sasori no danna?"

"What?" The man snapped at the blonde.

"You hear something?" Sasori stopped to listen.

"ARGH! I KILL YOU FURRY BASTARD! MAY ALLAH HAVE NO MERCY ON YOU!" Deidara cautiously approached a bush and pulled the branches back to reveal a skeleton with a turban, ponytail and beard fighting a squirrel. The squirrel looked up at the blood covered giant and ran off. "HAHAHA! I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BLUE PRIUS YOU SQUIRRELY BASTARD!" Achmed screeched after the fuzzy mammal. Deidara stared in utter confusion at the dead terrorist. Achmed then looked up at the blood-covered man. "Hahahaha..." He laughed a soft evil laugh. "Greetings...infidel."

Location: Bedroom closet of Uchiha Sasuke. Land of Sound.

José the Jalapeño on a Stick was muttering various spanish swears. He was in the dark, presumably a closet judging by the clothes everywhere. And still on a stick. After a bit of reasoning and meditation, José decided that it was best to wait to be discovered and began to sing mariachi to pass the time.

Uchicha Sasuke was royally pissed off. He had yet to master that new jutsu the snake bastard was teaching him. Plus, now that psycho bitch Karin was stalking him. Given the choice between Sakura and Karin, He would have already chosen Sakura in a heartbeat, but now even more so. Even if she had been a bit more annoying, at least she had never tried to rape him in his sleep. Sasuke stormed into his room and directly into the bathroom, stripping and getting in the shower. He had left the Leaf village for this?! He began reminiscing on the Cherry blossom and number one hyperactive ninja.

As he got out, he paused while drying off. He swore he heard something. Pulling on a bathrobe, Sasuke cautiously ventured into his room. He identified the noise as...Mariachi music? It was coming from...His closet? Sasuke grabbed a kunai from his bedside table and flung open the closet door. He scanned and saw nothing until he looked down to see a pepper with a sombrero and face. On a Stick. "Hola Señor. Coma estas?" Sasuke screamed in terror and shock as he ran out of the room and down the hall.

"KABUTO! THERE'S A TALKING MEXICAN PEPPER IN MY CLOSET!"

"I'm Puerto Rican! And a Jalapeño. ON A STICK!" José screamed after the Uchiha.

I hope that one was better than the last one. Reviews? Please?

Peanut: YEAH!! YAYAYAYAY!!

Me: no more sugar for you.

Walter: Yeah you psycho crack head!