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AN: not sure if I'm going to continue from here, I'd love to hear suggestions from my lovely readers on whether or not to continue!
"Remmy!" Sirius called down the hall. Remus looked up and saw Sirius walking towards him. The fear he instilled in others, no matter their age or house cause the swarm of students to split offering him a straight path to his less than straight boyfriend.
"Are we calling me Remmy now?" Remus asked as Sirius slipped his hand into Remus's back jeans pocket so his hand rested nicely on Remus's ass.
"I like it." Sirius said casually as they got in line for the Hogsmead trip.
"Where are tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber?" Remus asked.
"They should be here any second now." Sirius said.
"Sorry we're late." James said pressing through the crowd and joining them in line with Peter on his heels.
"We got caught stuffing dung bombs down Snivelous's trousers." Peter snorted in laughter.
"Did you bring the bag?" Sirius asked.
"Yeah." James said indicating his shouldered backpack.
"I should carry it. It'll be less suspicious." Sirius said.
"I won't be caught dead with someone with a backpack as smelly as that." Remus said stepping away from Sirius.
"Then I guess I'll just have to catch up with you afterwards." Sirius said before kissing Remus and trotting off with the tweedles.
Remus knew what it was before he heard it from the smell. Severus Snape was looking murderous and reeked most foul. Lilly Potter was trying not to barf while assuring her friend it wasn't that bad. Remus found the backpack and picked it up, recognizing it as James's. Unfortunately Filtch showed up just then, saw the scene before her and, looking entirely pissed. Remus had maintained a respectable distance between himself and the notoriously bad tempered man but from the look on his face, Re us knew he was going to get an earful, not to mention detentions.
"Are you fucking serious?!" Filtch let the words spill from his lips before he could stop them and then looked even madder that he had cursed at a student.
"Tonight if all goes well." Remus said casually before looking surprised at himself. Lilly froze, Severus looked scandalized, and Filtch looked angrier than ever.
"Detentions for a month." Filtch said.
"Yeah." Remus nodded and walked off. He eventually found Sirius sitting across from Madam Rosmerta with Peter and James. "Thanks for your little stunt by the way." Remus said.
"I heard what you said." Sirius said.
"And that you got detentions for a month." James said patting him on the back as if that were some kind of achievement.
"Yeah one is more exciting than the other." Remus said.
"After that performance, definitely." Sirius smiled. Remus laughed.
"For a month." He said grabbing Sirius by the front of his shirt and dragging him all the way to Gryffindor dorm rooms.