Plot outline: Crossover fic

Plot outline: Crossover fic. Jeff Dunham and Puppets are thrown into the Naruto-verse via magical swirly portal in a parking lot. When the puppets come to life due to the portal's magic and scattered throughout the Naruto world, Jeff has to find all of them before all hell breaks loose. But then again, with this bunch, that's not gonna happen.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Jeff Dunham and company

Alas! Two updates in one day? This is a new record for me. Please, feel free to listen to Sing Sing Sing during Peanut's portion of this chapter. It makes things more entertaining with background music. J/k On with the story!

Chapter Four: Progress is being made!

Peanut's big Adventure

Kankuro cautiously approached the puppet, which was currently giggling insanely while examining his one shoe.

"Well, what do you want me to do?" Kankuro hissed at his little brother.

"Figure out what's making it tick and stop it!" Gaara hissed back.

"Hey, why don't you come with me little guy?" Kankuro grinned a false smile.

"YAY!" Peanut was rather excited to actually go somewhere. "Where're we going?" He squealed.

"Somewhere." Kankuro answered. Gaara was going to own him big time for this. He lead the way into a room usually reserved for A.N.B.U interrogation. "Up on the table." Kankuro instructed as he unrolled a scroll containing tools reserved for repairing his puppets.

"What's you gonna do with that?" Peanut asked as Kankuro picked up a wrench.

"Say good night Peanut." Kankuro was really getting sick of this thing, fast. Plus, the thing would scream all through his inspection most likely if he didn't knock it out.

"Goodnight Pea- oh my god!! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER YOU PSYCHO!" He screamed as he realized what exactly the Puppeteer meant to do. Kankuro swung the wrench quickly as Peanut rolled off the table and made a break for the door.

"Get back here!" Kankuro yelled as the thing took off and he started chasing it down. Gaara would have his head if the thing got loose in Suna!

Peanut skidded around a corner and nearly hit a potted plant. The big guy was chasing him. He began to giggle again at the excitement of it all. Then he saw Pretty Lady at the desk at the end of the hall as Kankuro rounded the corner. "TEMARI! DON'T LET IT GET AWAY!" Kankuro yelled at his sister. Temari looked down and saw Peanut running towards her. She whipped out her fan, meaning to blast it back to Kankuro, but before she could, the thing had started sliding.

Peanut gave a whoop of joy as he slid under Temari's stance and stole a glance up. "Nice panties." He giggled as he ran out the door. Kankuro dashed past his once again traumatized sister after the puppet. Shit, that thing was fast! "Come and get me if you can fat boy!" Peanut screamed.

Oh that did it. This puppet was going to DIE.

"NEEEEROM!" He yelled as he jumped over the head of a jounin. Peanut then spotted an exit. "FREEDOM HERE I COME!" Unfortunately for Peanut, the sugar high that he had from finding Gaara's secret stash of cookies was quickly wearing off and he was slowing down. He spotted a cart full of blankets and other wares and quickly jumped into one of the vases. "Saved from the Psycho." He sighed.

Kankuro looked around. "Shit, shit, shit, shit! Gaara's gonna KILL me!" He then realized that he looked pretty odd standing in the middle of the square holding a wrench. "NRGH!" With that he stalked off to find his girlfriend to at least say goodbye before his little brother could kill him.

I'M NOT INSANE! part 2

Sasuke nearly fell asleep waiting for Orochimaru. The damn Jalapeño had kept him up all night. "Sssasuke-kun. You look so tiiiired." The snake man hissed as he entered.

"Yeah well, there's a talking Puerto Rican Jalapeño in my room."

Orochimaru stared at the young Uchiha. Had his container finally lost his mind from his unhealthy obsession to kill Itachi? No, impossible. Orochimaru was now concerned. "Are you feeling ok, Sasuke-kun?" Orochimaru asked.

"I'm fine other than the fact that I got no sleep last night because that THING wouldn't shut up about 'cock-a-roaches. On a stick.' " Sasuke gave a bad imitation of José.

"You got thrown around pretty hard yesterday. Go see Kabuto to check for head injuries." Orochimaru instructed. A head injury, yes, yes. That was surely the reason behind his container hallucinating.

"I don't have a head injury!" Sasuke yelled. "And I'm not going to see that creep!"

Ten minutes later Sasuke was sitting in Kabuto's office. The Medical-nin was currently checking Sasuke's head for any bumps. "I'll have to do a CAT scan for any internal damages." Kabuto informed him. "Disarm." Sasuke emptied out every weapon he had on him. Kabuto looked at the piled on the floor. He noted it came up to about his knees.

"What?" Sasuke snapped.

When the scan was complete, Kabuto was really bewildered by this point. Everything looked absolutely normal.

"Well?" Orochimaru appeared right behind him.

"Everything looks normal, Orochimaru-sama."

"Then why is he hallucinating?"

"I dunno. It might be stress, lack of sleep, or signs of insanity." Then a though struck Kabuto. "Or maybe, Karin slipped something into his food or drink in another attempt to get him. Dammit, I've told her a thousand times not to buy love potions in the market place!" Kabuto snarled.

Orochimaru's expression darkened. "So you think Sasuke was drugged?"

"We have no way of knowing since hallucinogens leave very little evidence."

"But this was before Karin even returned from the new hide-out! You said so yourself that after training is when he ran in screaming about a pepper."

"Then I don't know!"

Sasuke listened in from the other side of the doorway. I AM NOT INSANE! He thought to himself, clutching his head.

He wandered back to his room "Hola, Señor." José greeted from behind the bed.

"SHUT UP!" Sasuke snarled, hurling a shruriken behind the bed.

"Aha, you missed. Idiot."

I DO NOT HAVE A HEAD INJURY!

Jeff sat impatiently in the Kohona Hospital while medic-nins examined him. "Nothing wrong, Tsunade-sama." A young nurse reported.

Tsunade sighed in frustration. "Fine, Jeff-san, let's go."

"I DO NOT HAVE A HEAD INJURY!" He yelled as soon as they were outside.

"Riight." They walked to the Academy, arguing the entire way about how hard he hit his head. Tsunade showed him the map. Jeff nearly cried as he saw the size of their world.

"I will check into things. But we cannot send any ninja out a on a wild goose chase!" Tsunade snapped when Jeff started asking questions. "Wait, did you hear that?" Tsunade asked.

Jeff listened hard, sure enough, there came a familiar laugh. "Thank god! WALTER!" Jeff took off with Tsunade on his heels.

A nest full of Infidels

Pein stared at the trio in front of him. "He's…a dead terrorist."

"Yes, that is correct." Achmed was in a cheerful mood. "A suicide bomber actually." Sasori had finally let him go. The original pair were feeling quite ignored as Pein continued to question Achmed. Deidara muttered something about 'annoying ass skeleton. un'. Achmed heard and whirled around. "SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!"

"We've gone over this before un. You can't touch me yeah." Deidara snapped.

"SILENCE!" Pein yelled. They both shut up after that. "Now, we could possibly have an opening for you, Achmed." Pein started.

"REALLY? OH this makes up for the lack of virgins. Although I still want them." Achmed cried.

"NO!" Both Deidara and Sasori yelled.

"Mwhahahaha!" Achmed laughed.

There you are dumbass.

Naruto and Walter looked up to see a man running towards them. "There you are dumbass!" Walter called.

"Oh Walter, you don't know how relieved I am to find you!" Jeff cried as he nearly crushed the puppet in a hug.

"GERROF ME!" Walter yelled.

Tsunade stood there stunned. The puppet was alive! He had been telling the truth!

"Ne, Ne! Tsunade baa-chan! Who's that?" Naruto tugged on Tsunade's jacket.

"Someone who could be very well responsible for an international uproar." Tsunade said weakly. The two watched as Jeff was excitedly talking to Walter, receiving swears and insults in return. "Jeff-san. We need to go alert the other villages. Naruto, watch the puppet while we're gone. I'm trusting you." Tsunade ordered. Jeff looked rather reluctant to leave his precious puppet with a kid, but followed anyways, hope filling him. "We'll first send a messenger hawk to Suna. The Kazekage is on top of things over there."

MEANWHILE BACK IN MISSOURI

The stagehand, who's name was Victor, ran out to the parking lot. "MR. DUNHAM! YOU LEFT-" He froze when he saw the swirling black mass behind the blue Prius. "A case." He finished in awe. Victor approached the portal, not knowing what it was when he was pitched in.

Short, I know! Reviews? And also a vote, where would you like Melvin, Bubba j (yup, the redneck is going in. He's gonna be fun to and a challenge to write. D) and Victor to show up?

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