Plot outline: Crossover fic

Plot outline: Crossover fic. Jeff Dunham and Puppets are thrown into the Naruto-verse via magical swirly portal in a parking lot. When the puppets come to life due to the portal's magic and scattered throughout the Naruto world, Jeff has to find all of them before all hell breaks loose. But then again, with this bunch, that's not gonna happen.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Jeff Dunham and company

I am so sorry! It's been so hectic lately you wouldn't believe it.

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PS Hidan's mouth is censored. I'm sorry, but trying to keep it Teen.

Chapter Eight: Excuses excuses.

Sanity? Or Insanity? That is the question.

Kabuto was currently 'giggle-snorting' as he dragged the two teenagers down the hall. He took a left turn and went down a flight of stairs took another left turn and walked until they reached an iron door. Kabuto threw Sasuke against the wall, unlocked, opened the door and threw Karin in. "Have fun Jugo." He called before slamming it shut and relocking it. "As for you." He turned to Sasuke who was now thinking if he had to pick between Kabuto and the cockroach, he'd take the cockroach. On a Stick.

José hid around the corner. He heard the poor senorita scream as the insane one threw her in a room and locked the door. "As for you," José heard the silver haired boy say. "I need a test subject for this new anti-venom. Don't worry, the last subject died of something else." He giggled insanely as he began dragging Sasuke along the wall. It was then José heard it. The clicking noise.

"AHHH!" Kabuto looked up to see something he couldn't quite make out. Was it? It couldn't be. Kabuto dropped Sasuke and shook his head to make sure he was seeing what he was seeing.

A Jalapeño on a stick was hopping like mad away from a cockroach. On a stick. "It's the Cock-A-Roach! Señor! It's found us!" The thing screamed in a heavy Spanish accent. Now the medic was sure he was hallucinating from the lack of sleep.

"Now do you believe me?" Sasuke snarled.

"No. For this is just an illusion from lack of sleep THANKS TO SOME PEOPLE!" He screamed at Sasuke, shaking him. "It's not like it's the first time it's happened." Kabuto muttered, remembering the time Orochimaru-sama was talking about a dream with talking muskrats. Then he was up for three nights straight with Kimimaro and started seeing talking muskrats. "Some sleep will clear it up. Until then," He snickered. "You'll be in with Suigetsu." Kabuto dragged Sasuke into an experiment room and threw him in a tank of water. "Have fun." Kabuto then turned and stalked off, taking a bottle of sleeping medication with him. He was planning on sleeping for a long time.

Food…

Achmed stepped back to examine his handiwork. Looked good enough. After, he had had heard the jokes about people with the yellow hair. He laughed his insane laugh and walked out. Now to plan for Sasori. He needed water, termites, gasoline and a ferret. He wandered off to find such items.

Fi stared at the laundry machine. It was covered in grey sludge and a sign was stuck in it stated it was out of order in neat little handwriting. She sighed, took a bar of soap, and went in search for the large tub reserved for such occasions when the machine was broken. She found it, filled it with hot water and threw the clothes in to soak. She leaned against the wall and sighed. What a day. What with being scarred for life finding out what lurked in the bathtub in Kisame's bathroom, having to re-locate her sugar stash after finding Tobi-sama digging through the bag looking for pocky, a new member, and Koko baa-chan on a rampage. Plus, dinner hadn't even started. She groaned, closed her eyes, and slid down the wall. Why wouldn't this day just end already?

"Long day?" She started and looked up, seeing a certain blonde terrorist a foot away from her face.

"D-Deidara-sama. I-I…your clothes aren't finished yet." She stammered.

Deidara took one look at the washing machine and knew who exactly was responsible. He would deal with Tobi later. "It's alright. Take your time, yeah." He got up to get a better look at the machine.

"Hey." Fi looked up. "Got any candy?" Deidara asked, back to her.

"No, not on me." She answered, a bit scared. "B-but, I do have some hidden if I can find it again."

Deidara poked the sludge. "If you hid it shouldn't you know where you put it?"

"I had to move it. Tobi-sama's gone through half my bag."

He snorted. Tobi. Naturally. "Well, this is going to take a while to soak, un. Let's go look. I need something and dinner's not for awhile. Yeah." Fi stared at him. This was too weird. Normally, she never talked to him, just admired from afar, maybe the occasional small talk while she was changing the sheets and towels. She got up and shakily walked out after him, trying desperately to remember where she'd put it.

Achmed had found the termites. Now he needed a box. A big box. This was going to be good. Oh, Allah would be so proud of him and grant him his 72 virgins! He giggled and ran down the hall, eager to find a ferret. But then, he suddenly ran into something hard. He looked up to see a man, holding a scythe and glaring at him.

"Who the hell are you?"

"Greetings, infidel. My name is Achmed. For I have recently joined your terrifying group of…terror. BWHAHAHAHA!"

"Well Achmed,"

"Why does everyone say it wrong?! It not Achmed, it's ACKHMED! MORE PLEGM!"

"SHUT THE -censored- UP! I WAS PRAYING TO JASHIN YOU DUMB-censored- NOW GET YOU ASS OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SACRIFICE YOU!" Hidan screamed.

"Who is Jashin? Is that your god? Do you get virgins too?"

Hidan took his scythe and knocked Achmed down the hall, scattering termites everywhere and then walked back into his room slamming the door in the process. "I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BLUE PRIUS!" Achmed yelled from down the hallway as he attempted to recollect all the termites.

Enter sandman

Shizune was trembling slightly while Kankuro and Temari were full on shaking with terror. "Please have a seat, Dunham-san." Gaara spoke softly. Jeff nervously did and the chair promptly fell apart.

"My bad Jefafa." Peanut giggled. Jeff glared at the puppet and looked as the sand formed a chair. He cautiously sat down, but the sand held.

"Now, explain very thoroughly why this thing has been set loose in my office." Jeff started explaining about the portal. Gaara sat back and listened patiently.

"I don't believe you." Baki said as soon as Jeff was finished.

Gaara glared at him and Baki immediately backed down. "I do. Baki, do you not remember the regular stream of girls appearing out of nowhere in the desert claiming to be my lover, sister, daughter or challenging me because they believe they have a demon more skilled than the Kyuubi?"

"H-hai, Kazekage-sama."

"Good. Now shut up." Gaara turned his attention back to Jeff. "Now, I highly suggest you take that thing out of my sight. If it ever does come wandering back into my office, both it and you will be dealt with personally by me." He let the threat hang over them. "Dismissed." Temari and Kankuro let out a sigh of relief as Gaara released the sand holding the puppet.

"That was fun, Jefafa!" Peanut screeched as they left.

"Well, we're not going back. That guy scares me." Jeff muttered.

"I don't blame you Jeff-san." Shizune offered. "Gaara used to be quite a handful for the past 8 years, what with killing everyone who got in his way or whoever looked at him oddly."

Jeff looked horrified. A teenager capable of that at such an age? "He's a mons-" Shizune quickly covered Peanut's mouth.

"You can't say anything while we're in the village. He has eyes everywhere." She said without moving her mouth. Peanut's eyes widened.

Indeed, Gaara was sitting at his desk while one of the maids was cleaning the room, third eye activated and watching the troupe leave. The woman who was Tsunade's assistant stopped the puppet from finishing a word. He had a pretty good idea what he was about to say. He watched them until they exited the gate before dropping the jutsu. Now, he desperately needed a cookie. He searched for his cookie jar. Why couldn't he find it? Then, he spotted it across the room. He used the sand to pick it up. It was empty. He began to shake angrily.

"Time to go." Temari grabbed Kankuro and ran for it.

Blackmail

Naruto's eye twitched. This old man… "Then why did you even bring it up, dattebayo?" He yelled.

"Because."

Walter was still turned away from him. Naruto fumed and started to sulk in the corner. Then he decided to forget the puppet and go check on Hinata.

"She's signed out Naruto-kun." The attendant behind the desk informed him.

"Then why didn't I see her?"

"She is a ninja."

Naruto gave up and walked back to Walter.

"We're leaving."

"What about she-who-faints?"

"She's left." Walter nodded. "Lets go then, dumbass."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Walter cackled.

"So what's your advice." Naruto asked for about the hundredth time since they had left.

"For the last frigging time, I ain't gonna tell you, ya Dumbass!" Walter growled.

Naruto picked him up and walked towards the training area. "Where are we going? Put me down! Put me down!" Walter snarled. Naruto ignored him and continued on. He could hear distant noises and soon they came across Team Gai training.

"Tell me or I'll leave you here."

"Alright, alright, I'll tell you." He grumbled. Maybe this kid wasn't such a dumbass after all.

There's no place like home part 2

Victor sat, waiting for the one called Tsunade to show up. He didn't have to wait long. "So, you came with these idiots?" Tsunade held out two squirming puppets.

"Let us go yew betch!" The redneck snarled.

"Y-yeah."

Victor look horrified. Tsunade threw them down on the floor.

"Such strength from a female." Melvin marveled. "Tell me, are you a hero too?" Tsunade ignored him.

"Look, I don't care about these two, I just want to go home and smoke." Victor pleaded.

"I'm afraid that isn't possible at the moment."

Victor looked ready to cry again.

"We'll wait for Jeff-san to return from the Sand Village and we'll discuss what to do with you three." Tsunade tried to reason with the terrified teen. After about a half hour of trying to reassure him that he was not crazy, Tsunade decided it was sake time. "By the way, keep them away from the hot springs. We caught them peeping in the women's bath."

Victor looked down at the two, still on the floor. "So, we never fully introduced ourselves." Melvin started. "I am, da-da-da daaa…Melvin, the superhero. And this is Beerboy." He added as an afterthought.

"Aw shove it. I'm Bubba J." The redneck drawled.

"I-I'm Victor." Victor shakily stated.

"Say, Victor, yew like NASCAR?"

"No."

"Yew are crazy then." Bubba gave him a weird look.

Victor sighed. This was going to take a lot of therapy.

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