Plot outline: Crossover fic

Plot outline: Crossover fic. Jeff Dunham and Puppets are thrown into the Naruto-verse via magical swirly portal in a parking lot. When the puppets come to life due to the portal's magic and scattered throughout the Naruto world, Jeff has to find all of them before all hell breaks loose. But then again, with this bunch, that's not gonna happen.

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THREE DAYS PREVIOUSLY IN SUNA:

Gaara twitched. His 'Somebody's giving Naruto a hard time because he's possessed' senses were tingling. He usually ignored them. But this time, it was a bit harder. Gaara vaguely wondered if any others possessed by the Bijuu had to put up with this. Kankuro was recovering in a bed at his girlfriend's house, which Gaara was currently standing next to. This did not make the puppeteer comfortable.

"Um, Gaara?"

"I'm going on a vacation." Gaara said abruptly.

"What?"

"To Konoha."

"Your Naruto senses are tingling again, aren't they?"

"That is none of your business."

"You know Naruto was here a few weeks ago when the council was talking about you."

"They were talking about me?"

"The point is, Naruto has Gaara senses."

"Interesting…I'm still going to Konoha."

Try again, try again.

Naruto knew Hinata was home. Where else would she be? 'A mission.' The voice in his head said irritably. Naruto ignored it as usual. So he decided to do one of the more stupid things he's done. Break into the Hyuuga Complex. Naruto staked out the home for more than two hours studying everything. When he was certain that he was in the clear, he scaled the wall in the back garden. "Hehehe…That was easy, -tebayo." He snickered as he dropped to the ground. Almost too easy. He felt a thwack as the ground came rushing up to meet him.

He awoke with an angry looking Hyuuga Neji standing over him. "Naruto…What are you doing in here?" He snarled.

"Uh…hehehe…looking for Hinata-chan. Is she home?"

"What's wrong with the front door that you couldn't use it?" Neji continued in the dangerous tone.

"Some bitch slammed the door in my face."

"That bitch happens to be my mother!" Naruto then knew what it felt like to be thrown over a 10 ft wall and have a tree break his fall.

"Idiot." Naruto looked up into a pair of blue green eyes.

Yes, I am That Evil thank you.

Deidara walked away to the joyous sounds of Achmed's screams. Now back to getting his pants fixed. He wandered back to Fi, standing transfixed on the screams while eating a lemon drop. "Deidara-sama, what did you do?" She asked nervously.

"It's nothing. Now please, come in and take a look at these. Mind your step." Deidara took her hand and led her through the traps in the room. Fi turned a bright red.

"Um…"

"Here." He threw the pants to her.

"Oh my." She held up the offending pants with a magnificent rip from waistband to zipper and edges fraying. "These…will be a…challenge."

Sasori stalked back to Deidara's room.

"I really don't think that will work Deidara-sama. It's too big."

"C'mon. It has to work. I need it!"

"But the fact is, is that if it does work, it's going to be too small for you to fit in."

"Yes I will."

"It won't be comfortable."

"I don't care."

Sasori froze, hand on the doorknob. Did he really want to go in? He closed his eyes, gritted his teeth yanked open the door. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR MA-" He opened his eyes to see Deidara standing over Fi, who was sitting on his bed with a pair of badly ripped pants. They both stared at the puppet master.

"Um…" Awkward.

"She's about to try and fix my pants. What exactly did you think we were doing Sasori-no-Danna?" Deidara asked mischievously. It wasn't everyday Sasori made a complete ass of himself. He was going to take advantage of this.

"You…Her…I…Nevermind." Sasori turned and walked away quickly. Deidara smirked.

"Oh…" Fi covered her mouth and turned a deep red.

"Now...how about fixing those, hmm?"

Itachi sighed and cracked his back when he was through. Achmed the terrorist was curled up in a corner whimpering. "Stupid skeleton." Itachi picked him up walked to Hidan's room. He had a feeling it was the Jashin-worshipping freak. He pounded on the door.

"WHAT?!" Hidan flung open the door and was disoriented as something was thrown at him, screaming in Arabic and trying to gouge his eyes out.

Operation Rescue the Jalapeño. On a stick.

Jeff once more raced out of Konoha gates with a team of ninja. 'Hold on José. I'm coming.' Jeff thought. José was one of the more easily scared puppets. Wait, when did he start thinking of them as actual People? Jeff shook his head. They were valuable and non replaceable. He replaced the thought in his head with that.

José sneezed. The Cock-a-roach was letting Sasuke and Suigetsu out. "Thanks." Suigetsu muttered as the glass door swung open. "Now, all we have to worry about Is-"

"But Orochimaru-sama! You have to believe me. I saw them! They were speaking Spanish!" The panicked voice of Kabuto came floating down the hall.

"Damn." The Cock-a-roach began scuttling off. "Follow me, amigos!"

The group followed as Orochimaru and Kabuto walked in. "Where are they?" Orochimaru hissed softly. Kabuto looked around. The door to Suigetsu's tank was open. Not good.

"They were here when I left!"

"Well, FIND THEM!" The snake man snarled.

MEANWHILE BACK IN KONOHA

Walter sat and grumbled to himself while watching the three idiots. They were really starting to piss him off. He was going with Dumbass Sr. on the next outing. He couldn't put up with these idiots much longer. Bubba and Peanut were fighting over the beer car. Bubba because well, it was beer, and Peanut because it was shiny. Melvin was constantly alternating between trying to reassure the boy and trying to break up Peanut and Bubba. It wasn't working too well. "SHUT UP!" Walter finally yelled. The two stopped fighting immediately. No one wanted to get on Walter too mad. He might decide to let one loose to kill everyone. These idiots made Dumbass jr. look intelligent. Walter thought to himself. He vaguely wondered how the kid was doing in finding the fainting girl. Oh well, out of his remaining hair now. Walter thought of something and began chuckling; earning him confused stares from his fellow puppets.

What is going to Happen to Achmed and José with the Cock-a-roach? On a Stick? What the hell was Walter giggling about? Review and find out next time in Pisses me off.