Suzy's pov
"I must say that even though you ditched me with my least favorite person in the world, I think you did pretty good." I told Ferb. He looked at me and nodded. I saw his eyebrows raise in a way that I knew meant we were okay. That was good, because I might just need to use him to break Candace and Jeremy up in the future… I looked down at the city of Danville stretching out below us. I noticed that everyone else on the ship besides the spies seemed to be hooking up.
Ferb and Vanessa got up and walked to a secluded corner of the plane to 'talk'. I saw Phineas and Isabella out of the corner of my eye. He was talking about something I could tell wasn't close to okay with her. Poor girl. She deserved better. I looked behind me and saw Candace and Jeremy walk out of the other room. They were laughing and smiling and holding each other like they were connected at the hip. Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. I hate Candace. I hate her so much. She's stealing my brother from me. I see how she treats Phineas and Ferb – I don't want that to happen to us! I decided to focus on Phineas and Isabella instead. You know, so I didn't kill anyone.
I walked by the table they were sitting at. I tripped and yanked Phineas' chair down with me. He sprawled onto the floor beside me.
"Are you okay?" Isabella asked. Phineas nodded and turned to me.
"Are you okay Suzy?" He asked. Poor sweet, naïve Phineas. Always caring for the weaker person. Caring so much about Isabella especially, he lost the courageous, carefree boy everyone knew. What can I say? I read people. That's how I control them.
"Tell her that her hair is pretty." I hissed under my breath. He leaned closer.
"What?" He asked.
"Tell Isabella. Her hair. Is pretty." I hissed in antagonizing slow tones. He looked confused for a minute, then his face cleared.
"oh." He said, suddenly shy. I sighed.
"2 days ago she got a haircut. Ask her about it." I said. "you are impossible." He smirked. I saw him stand up and smile at Isabella, disguising his beating heart cleverly.
"Isabella!" He said. "Did you do something new with your hair? Like, a haircut or something?"
"yes! Do you like it?" She said, thrilled.
"Definitely. It really highlights your figure." Phineas said. I almost laughed out loud. Quite the little Romeo once you gave him material. I shook my head. People and their silly romances. I looked over at the two frienemies on my right. Buford and Baljeat. At least I wasn't the only sane one on this jet.