Plot outline: Crossover fic

Plot outline: Crossover fic. Jeff Dunham and Puppets are thrown into the Naruto-verse via magical swirly portal in a parking lot. When the puppets come to life due to the portal's magic and scattered throughout the Naruto world, Jeff has to find all of them before all hell breaks loose. But then again, with this bunch, that's not gonna happen.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Jeff Dunham and company

So, it didn't quite make the end of the week cut. Oops. Yeah, don't expect too much from this chapter. Writers block doesn't make things too good over long periods of time.

BBQ!

Sakura dragged Victor into the BBQ and forced him down at a table. Before long, the plate of meat came out and Sakura began laying it out on the grill.

"So, Victor, Where are you from?" She asked casually.

"Missouri."

Sakura nodded, not knowing where the hell Missouri was. It sure wasn't in the fire country.

"Oh Sakuraaaa!" A high-pitched voice sang out from the doorway.

"Great, Ino-pig." Sakura grumbled. The blonde girl pranced over and slid next to Victor.

"Who's your friend?" She put a tone and wink in when she said friend. Sakura turned pink.

"He's one of Tsunade-sama's guests here. Don't scare him off Ino." Sakura warned as she kicked Ino under the table. "So, where's Shikamaru and Chouji?"

"They're lagging behind with Asuma-sensei." Ino sighed as she took the piece Sakura was reaching for.

"Um…" Victor felt awkward sitting with two pretty girls. Girls never paid much attention to him, always to Eddy, his best friend.

"So, what's your name?" Ino jabbed him with her elbow.

"Victor."

"That's a weird name."

"Ino!"

Not too proud to beg.

Jeff and company, guided by Karin, finally came across the four, hidden in a cabinet.

"How did you even fit in there?" Karin asked.

"I…don't know." Suigetsu said slowly, confusion evident in his expression.

"We're here for them." Jeff pointed at his two puppets.

"Oh, you're alive." José said, a bit surprised. "Vamos." He turned to the cockroach. The two proceeded to hop out. The other two boys clambered out of the cabinet as they started walking away.

Sasuke got a hold of Jeff while the ANBU and Karin walked out. "Take. Me. With. You." He spoke in an almost terrified tone. "That girl, she's a psychotic stalking bitch. Get me out of here."

"Me Too!" Suigetsu interjected, feeling left out.

"How am I supposed to sneak you two out?" Jeff hissed.

"Got a water bottle?"

"Yeah, why?"

"I'm taken care of." Suigetsu shrugged.

"What about you?" Jeff turned to Sasuke, a bit confused by the shark boy.

"I'll claim to be escorting you out, and turn into a clone of an ANBU."

Jeff shrugged.

"Dunham-san?" One of the ANBU called. Suigetsu immediately seized the water bottle, emptied it and went in his water state and shot into the bottle. Jeff stared, utterly shocked before recovering and putting the lid back on.

"Coming."

Thank you Explosions.

Tobi sat rocking back and forth. Stupid Deidara! The blonde idiot nearly revealed his true identity! Maybe he needed a new strap for the mask. Yes, yes. That was it. A new strap. Then he would beat the living shit out of Deidara with the old one in the form of Sasori. Yes, yes.

Three hours later, Achmed still lay within the ritual circle. "Are you done yet?" He asked impatiently.

"Shut up! Why won't you die?!" Hidan screamed. Nothing was working on the skeleton. Instead, he went back into his meditative state and inquired Jashin why the damn thing wouldn't die.

"It's already dead, dumbass." Jashin answered him. "I was testing you to see how long it would take for you to notice, my devoted follower. Hidan twitched. His God had just called him a dumbass?

"Apparently, you can't die." Hidan said through gritted teeth. "SO OUT!" With that he picked up the skeleton and threw him as hard as he could down the hallway.

'Thank you explosion." Achmed giggled as he flew through the air. "Oh sh-" he didn't get to finish as he slammed into the stone wall.

Ramen is good.

Gaara sat and ate his ramen in the complete opposite way of Naruto, who was currently slurping and wolfing it down. "It is possible she's avoiding you, Naruto."

"What you talking about Gaara? Why would she avoid me?" Naruto put down the ramen.

"Maybe it has to do with the fact she's probably embarrassed that now you know her secret." Ayame spoke from the sink. "She's liked you for a very long time Naruto-kun."

"If you see her, don't mess it up." Gaara put his fist against Naruto's head. "You idiot." Naruto grinned.

More Sake induced adventures

It was then Peanut passed out. Bubba took it upon himself to pick up the bottle and take an experimental swig. "This is alright." He informed the other two. He downed half the bottle before passing it over to Melvin who finished it off.

Within minutes, Tsunade's office was a mess. Walter watched in amusement at the drunken antics of the two. It was quite funny to him to see the two idiots staggering around. That is, until they spotted him.

"Walllllt! Melvin cried as he stumbled over and hugged him. "Ss been too long…"

"Gerroff me!"

"No."

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