ME: So it's me, ktag, here in Discovery for the last time. And if you haven't noticed, it's now a series! The Shadow Chronicles! The second book is Not The Only Ones. I like to add ocs a lot, so don't hate me. And NTOO is sponsoring the Super Random Awesome Show by irken24! Just like Discovery is and has been sponsoring Milk Tooth by irken24. So, yeah, go read those and you'll be addicted to them on the first chapter.
Phineas: Aren't you supposed to be doing a disclaimer?
ME: But that's no fun!
Phineas: ktag, you have to. You promised. *makes puppy face*
ME: AHHHH! The dreaded puppy face! Fine, fine, I'll do it!
Disclaimer:
I do not own Phineas and Ferb.
Phineas: Which is a relief.
They belong to Disney.
Phineas: Which means we get a movie! And possibly way-too-many sequels! YAAYYY!
This story is purely fan-made. Just for fun.
Phineas: Ergo, fanfiction.
ME: Do you want me to kill you?
Phineas: Just trying to make it more interesting.
ME: It would be interesting if I killed you.
Phineas: Fine! I'll shut up!
All relation or alikeness to any person or thing, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Isabella: Hehe.
Phineas: Inside joke.
ME: I don't know what else to do for the disclaimer.
Phineas: I think that's about it.
Ferb: ..
Phineas: Hi Ferb.
ME: When did I authorize backstage access for all the charactors? Get out!
Phineas: No.
Isabella: I'm with him.
ME: Big surprise there.
Ferb: ..
ME: All right this disclaimer is now over!
All: Awwwwww!
ME: So we can have hot chocolate and home-made cookies!
Phineas: did Candace make them?
ME: No.
Phineas: Then I'm in!
Isabella: Me too!
Ferb: ..
ME: WAIT! *everyone stops and looks back* No one is leaving until Ferb says something…OUT LOUD!
Ferb: Vanessa is hot.
ME: Fair enough. To the cookies!