Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Jeff Dunham. Merh.

Yes, I'm back from the dead! Yay! PMO is sadly nearing the end. But enjoy this fresh new chapter while you can! I'm creating a slight spin off to provide entertainment while you wait for the new chapters and that should be up soon. I think you guys will enjoy it! Now, ONWARDS!

Chapter seventeen: we're not dead yet…

Where's Waldo?

Karin skulked back into the hideout. The things on sticks were gone. But that also meant she could have Sasuke's attention now! She began searching for his chakra but to her puzzlement, she couldn't find it. He must have been masking it. She began searching the hideout, even to the point of venturing into Kabuto's room. She had paused to draw on him though.

"What are you doing?" Karin froze and turned to see Orochimaru standing over her.

"Orochimaru-sama! I, uh, well you see-" Karin stammered.

"Where is Sasuke-kun? You stalk him, you should know." He hissed, gently lifting her chin up so that they were eye level.

Karin resisted the urge to retort with a child molester response. She wasn't feeling too lucky that day. "I don't know, Orochimaru-sama." She admitted.

"Find him." He hissed before turning. He paused briefly in the doorway. "If you don't, well, let's just say Manda will have himself a snack." He chuckled darkly before continuing on his way. Karin gulped before darting off to find the raven haired emo kid.

Two hours later, she had not found Sasuke, nor seen Suigetsu. She was starting to panic. Maybe Sasuke had moved to another hideout. But then Orochimaru-sama would have gone too. Plus, it sounded like Kabuto was waking up. She heard him shuffling around, and then his murderous screech. Perhaps it was time to go check the other hideouts.

Walter's nightmare

Jeff was unnerved by the green clad man. He no longer donned spandex, but instead green sweats.

"Welcome to my humble home Dunham-san Ahahaha!" Gai stated proudly.

"Oh god." Walter grumbled.

"Come, there's dinner ready." Everyone looked around nervously. Jeff looked back to see that the young ninja had taken off. Great, abandoned.

Dinner was actually pretty good. Even Walter had to admit it. "It's a secret family recipe. Made with blood, sweat and tears of hard work and LABOR!" Gai crowed. Bubba promptly threw up.

"Uh, I didn't mean literally." Gai said as he eyed the pile of vomit. "BUT THIS IS MY TRAINING! CLEAN UP THE VOMIT ON MY HANDS!" He declared as he did a handstand and proceeded to walk on his hands to get a mop.

"Get us out of here!" Walter grabbed Jeff's shirt.

"This guy's more insane than you Jefafa!" Peanut glanced around. "It's scary!"

"Si Señor."

"Look guys, just be polite. We'll go to bed as early as we can and get out of here as early as possible." Jeff hissed.

"You Dumbass! We're going to have to put up with THAT all night!" Walter snapped while jerking his head towards the kitchen where Gai's grunts were heard while trying to open the broom closet with his foot.

"True."

"The hotel is looking mighty tempting right now." Melvin pitched.

"I think I'm with you there." Jeff muttered as Gai came back in with a mop and bucket full of water between his toes. "Um, Gai, We're going for a walk." They left rather quickly.

"Smooth one Jefafa." Peanut cackled.

Upon checking into the hotel room, no sooner than the group had laid down and start to drift off to sleep did the door burst open with a loud bang

"THERE YOU ARE DUNHAM-SAN! AHAHAHA! Thought you'd been kidnapped by enemy ninjas there…Ahahaha!" Might Gai boomed merrily.

"No!!!!!" Walter howled.

Pervert!!!!

Sakura sighed as she trudged into the apartment she rented. Victor was under surveillance at Asuma-sensei's house. He'd be safe and have as many cigarettes he damn well pleased. Oh well, the shower was calling her name. She made a beeline to the bathroom.

Sasuke had let Suigetsu out of his bottle and left him to his own devices as he scaled the side of the apartment complex. He paused and looked in a few. Some of which, he didn't want to see at all. Like the old woman. He shuddered. He'd never look at nori the same way again. He instead tried to focus on finding the pink-haired girl's apartment. He soon found the window to her bedroom with her pink robe with the kanji for Fighting Spirit emblazoned on the back hanging from a chair. He quietly opened the window, shut it and heard the shower running. Sasuke sighed and proceeded to open the door to the living room where he threw himself on the couch and turned on the television.

Sakura froze. She thought she'd heard someone walking around in her apartment. "Probably Ino." She said to herself. But then again, Ino would have announced herself loudly and probably burst in the bathroom declaring that she had picked up ice cream and a chick flick. Perhaps Temari? She'd seen Gaara wandering absently past the BBQ. Maybe they were in town. No, Temari would have pounded on the door announcing that Kankuro was being an asswipe at the hotel and that she was staying there instead of dealing with his groady self.

She quickly finished up and turned off the shower. She wrapped the towel tightly around her as she entered her bedroom. She didn't sense anyone there. The TV was on. Maybe it was Naruto. No, Naruto would have loudly announced his presence. Kakashi? Yes, it was probably Kakashi. She quickly got dressed and walked out into the living room. No one was there. If had been Kakashi, he was probably helping himself in the kitchen before giving her an assignment. She shrugged and sat down on the couch, trying to figure out what show was on. Then she felt the breath on the back of her neck.

"Now what's a pretty girl doing living by herself?"

Sakura turned faster than Sasuke could move out of the way as she yelled, grabbed his arm and flipped him over the couch, smashing him into the table, breaking it and creating a mini crater in the floor.

"Filthy Pervert! How dare you enter my home! CHA!" She charged her fist with chakra and was about to deliver a devastating punch as Sasuke yelled.

"NO! NO! Sakura! It's me!" Sasuke yelled desperately. She had seriously improved. Last time he'd seen her, she was still a weak girl.

"Sasuke?"

"Yes, it's me. Sasuke." He breathed a sigh of relief.

"LIAR! Sasuke's off with Orochimaru! Drop your jutsu now!" Sakura's arm drew back, fist lit with chakra.

"Oh shi-"

Misunderstandings my ass

Fi quietly crept down the hall. Most of the members were back from missions and were sleeping. She was on scrub duty that day, which meant carrying around a heavy bucket of soapy water and a heavy-duty scrub brush. She set the bucket down as quietly as she could outside of Zetsu's room. She froze suddenly as she thought she heard a noise. She turned quickly, but no one was there. She shook her head and went back to work. Outside of Zetsu's room was always the worst, he tracked in mud everywhere…She heard it again. Once more she turned around and saw the hem of a black coat whip out of sight.

'Probably Tobi-Sama.' She thought to herself as she returned to work. The next thing she knew, she felt a pain on the back of her head and her world went black.

Achmed dragged his prize down the hallway. This one surely would do. After all, Blondie should really keep a closer eye on his concubine. Achmed pounded on the door.

"Do you have one this time?" Kakuzu grumbled as he opened the door. "FOR THE LAST TIME! Servants ARE NOT lower ranking subordinates!" Kakuzu yelled at the skeleton.

"KAKUZU! What's going on here?" A gravely voice growled. The pair looked up to see Koko standing there with the thick twisted branch she used as a cane.

"Nothing. Nothing at all." Kakuzu stuttered nervously.

"Oh, Hello wrinkly old bitch." He was greeted by a hard whack with the cane.

"Don't touch my maids, you filthy being!" She snarled.

"Ugh…what's going on…Koko baa-chan!" Fi groaned as she tried to sit up and clutched the back of her head.

"Don't move. We'll get you taken care of." Koko glared at Kakuzu who threw his hands up in defense. The two left.

"You now owe me three subordinates for putting three servants out of commission for the next few days." Kazuku snarled as he threw Achmed down the hall.

"May the blue pri-" He was cut off as he hit the wall and his shoulders dislocated and arms fell off. "Damn it!"

Alright. We'll get a look at Naruto and Hinata's date next chapter. Did anyone read that recent chapter in the manga? SQUEE!

Walter: Review damn it so we can escape this creep! If I hear AHAHAHA one more time…

Me: Ok Walter, I think we get it…Review!