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Chaos Chaos Everywhere

Victor lit the cigarette as he exhaled on the porch. With the help of half a pack of cigarettes, he had come to terms and half accepted the fact he was in the Naruto World. His little brother always watched that show. Usually in the original Japanese too, which he had a hard time keeping up with the subtitles. He now wore clothes that Asuma had lent him. It felt kinda weird and cool to be wearing ninja gear even if they were a bit big on him. Taking in everything from the smells to sights were amazing. But now, they both sat there, Asuma and Victor, smoking on the porch.

He nearly screamed when someone dropped down from the ceiling behind them. "Hello Kakashi." Asuma didn't even turn around.

"Hey. Kurenai wanted to see you about something." The masked man stated. "And Dunham wants to see you. You'll be coming with me." Asuma proceeded to dust himself off and took off while Kakashi motioned with his head for Victor to follow him.

The pair strolled down the main street. No one really paid much mind to them. They didn't say much until a commotion came from the left.

"I've got to see him! I've gotta!" A melodious voice floated over.

"Ah Shit." Kakashi muttered.

"Kakashi! Got another one." Genma radioed in.

"Who's it claiming this time?" He radioed back.

"What's going on?" Victor started getting antsy.

"Don't know yet. Shop owner called it in. Said they found her in their shed."

"Look! I don't know who you are but I do not know where Hatake Kakashi is! He's a freakin Ninja!" Came the voice of an angry shop owner.

"Found her." Kakashi sighed in defeat. "Looking for me."

"What's going on?" Victor asked again, a bit louder.

"The portal in which you came from chucks out the occasional annoyance. Usually teen girls with multi-colored eyes, bizarre powers and huge boobs."

"And that's bad?"

"Yeah. More annoying than bad considering half of them claim to be my daughter or Sasuke or Naruto's sister or lover."

"Oh." They walked over to the shop.

"Please? You must know something! My name is Ayame Maruchan Kiki Haruhatsu Momo Lee Hatake! I go by Amanda though. He's my father!"

"Look. I know Kakashi. He doesn't have a daughter. Now Git!"

"Yes he does! He had me with a captive of Orochimaru! I was experimented on, creating my looks and horrible powers. I Managed to escape by seducing Kabuto." They entered the shop to see a scantily clad teen with long silky silver hair with blonde cat-eats and a tail protruding, and purple eyes which were filled to the brim with tears. "Father!"

"Stand back." Kakashi sighed. "This is going to get nasty." With that he pulled out an exploding tag attached to a kunai. He threw it at the endowed girl as she started running towards him with outstretched arms. He threw it and she didn't dodge it in time. The kunai pierced her heart and she looked at him with a look of confusion and betrayal. She started to speak, but the tag exploded with the girl, creating a cloud of rainbows, butterflies and kittens while leaving behind a scent of flowers and cupcakes.

"Thanks." The shop owner beamed at Kakashi.

"No Problem." Kakashi beamed while Victor stared at wonder at the cloud which was now dispersing. "Come along now Victor."

Victor was still mildly disturbed when they arrived at an apartment.

"Good, you're here." A younger guy opened the door and waved them in.

"What do you have Iruka?"

"Achmed is with Akatsuki. We are almost sure of it."

"How sure is sure?" Kakashi glanced at Jeff.

"Positive." Jeff sighed.

"You smell weird. You off another one?" Iruka sniffed the air.

"Yeah."

"Who was it after?"

"Me."

"Ok." Jeff and Victor looked at each other and shrugged.

"So what are we doing with these guys?" Kakashi glanced at the now sleeping puppets. Iruka had finally had it and slipped them all sleeping drugs.

"We could ask Naruto to puppet-sit?" Iruka suggested.

"We've asked a lot of him already." Jeff replied. "Which is why I asked you here Victor. Will you take care of them while we go look for Achmed?" Jeff looked up at Victor. "I trust you."

"Um, sure."

"He doesn't have to necessarily. You could scroll them." Kakashi suggested.

"True." Iruka agreed.

"Do what now?" Jeff looked uncomfortable.

"Put them in a scroll that you take with you and we can release them when you're done."

"What if I lose the scroll?"

"That's a risk. But they're with you." Kakashi shrugged.

"Alright. Let's do it."

Life isn't so sweeeeeet Tch.

Achmed and Sweet Daddy Dee sat fidgeting in front of Pein. Pein twitched. Hidan now had tire marks down his back and the Prius was being inspected by Sasori. The assorted members were now being checked over for injuries.

"You. We welcomed you into this organization. You have done nothing but damages." Pein started.

"Hey now, hey now. My ho does not do damages. I am his pimp! Boy, you do any damages I have to pay for?" Sweet Daddy turned to Achmed.

"Uh maybe…" Achmed avoided his gaze.

"Goddammit ho! Tch! What this bitch do?"

"Injured many of our members, caused mental trauma to our maids and generally threatened our cover several times."

"Property damages?"

"Walls. From being thrown against them."

"Not my client's fault."

"Actually, it is."

"Look here, biyatch. This here is my ho. He can do a hell of a lot of damages to the enemy. Give him a try."

"Did you just call me…biyatch?"

"Yeah I did. Which means, you the ho now. Got that?"

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me bitch. I run this joint now. Hey! Hey! Hey! Put me down. AhWhatthe-censor-youdoingwhiteboy?! Tch." Sweet Daddy Dee kicked as Pein lifted him up and held him over the edge of the hideout. Pein said nothing. "Ok, ok, ok! I'm da ho! I'm da ho!"

Pein threw him back in the chair. "As this incompetent fool's 'pimp', you are going to pay for the damages." Pein held out a list and Sweet Daddy took it and quickly read it.

"5 thous- Tch! What the hell? Achmed!" Sweet Daddy Dee.

Crash

Sasuke laid on the couch while Sakura healed him and Suigetsu munched on a bowl of ice cream while watching some show.

"Why are you even here Sasuke?" Sakura hissed.

"Because Karin was getting too creepy and tried to rape him." Suigetsu answered from the floor.

"Shut up. And Orochimaru was getting too touchy." Sasuke snapped. He mentally added I missed you terribly, but figured not to.

"Who's Karin?" Sakura felt a surge of jealousy.

"His stalker."

"She's not talking to you. Now shut up and watch the tv." Sasuke whacked him in the head from his position on the couch.

Suigetsu turned and scowled as he scooted closer to the tv.

"My Stalker."

"I see."

"I missed you."

Sakura went pink.

"And the idiot."

She giggled. What a nice sound. Suigetsu loudly belched, ruining the moment.

"My bad! Sorry!"

And so, we shall see the aftermath of the date next time. REVIEW!!!!!!! It lets me know I'm doing a decent job.

Walter: I Ain't Going in no Damn Scroll! Ya hear bitch!

Me: Hmmm, what?