Alas my reader, this authoress is in a semi-state of mourning for the loss of musician. I could care less about him, but the music and amazing dancing is gone…-sigh- well, life goes on, but keep your eyes peeled for some references…which will be blaringly obvious and horrible like some of his outfits. -innocent grin-

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Jeff Dunham or MJ

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Orochimaru paced anxiously through the halls. Where was that blasted girl with his container? His precious boy…He had treated him well. Fed Him. Clothed Him. Trained Him. Why did he run away? That's it. He needed relaxation time. Now. He clapped his hands and music started.

Kabuto approached the door. He had heard the music from down the hall. It might have been a good time to tell Orochimaru that they had located Sasuke, but after hearing the strains of Orochimaru's singing, he decided to spare himself as he heard a and looked down to see a shadow glide by underneath the door. Kabuto heard a clatter as Orochimaru moon-walked into a shelf followed by swearing. He decided now would be as good a time as any.

"Orochimaru-sama, you ok?" Kabuto sighed as he opened the door and tended to his master.

"Oh really now?" Orochimaru pulled bits of glass out of his hair. The snake-man grinned as Kabuto informed of Sasuke's current location.

"Yes. If we hurry, we can take out Ibiki." Kabuto commented dryly.

"Tempting mmm-yes…" Orochimaru contemplated the merits of taking out the grisly interrogator. After all, he was no match to a pair of smooth criminals. Why not?

Ya Schee? Nyah!

Speaking of Sasuke, he now sat in an interrogation room waiting. He still didn't believe Sakura had turned him in. Bitch. He still loved her even more now. She was strong, independent and courageous. Plus she had just kicked his ass. What was worse he was blindfolded so he could not use the sharingan. No Jalapeño on sticks to help him out of this one. Suigetsu sat in another interrogation room in a jar. He had watched them drag him out of the bathroom which wasn't pretty.

He sensed the lights go out. Then a warm spot hit his face. Lamp.

"Jus you an me in ear, Schee?" slurred a familiar voice. The blind was ripped off and Sasuke was confronted with a drunken Lee.

"Where's Ibiki?" Sasuke asked slowly, extremely confused

"Out. I'll be doing thissch intera…interoo…interview!" Lee slurred went to lean on the table and missed, causing him to fall on the floor and fell asleep instantly, snoring loudly.

"Ok then." Sasuke muttered, still rather creeped out and slightly disturbed by being confronted with a drunk Rock Lee. He got up and went to step over him to the door which was slightly open. As he completed the task of sneaking over the unconscious ninja, he felt a hand grasp his ankle and pull his feet out from under him. He fell face first on the ground as Lee staggered up.

"Who schaid you could leave eh?" Lee grumbled. "You tink I'm that stupid? I trickeded you!" He proclaimed loudly and proudly as Sasuke watched from the ground, feeling like a turtle on it's back. "You hurt Schakura once, I will not let you do again!" He lashed out with a kick.

"Lee! You're drunk, you furry browed idiot!" Sasuke snarled.

"No I'm not! I'ma never drunk! You lie!" Lee sent another kick that Sasuke couldn't miss. Sasuke went over various plans in his head on how to escape the intoxicated martial artist. Every one of them required getting up which he was incapable of doing at the present second.

As he formulated a plan, it was quickly crushed by Lee plopping himself down on his back. Sasuke grunted at the weight.

"You know, we missed you lots. Naru, Naru, Naru…"

"Naruto?"

"Yeah him too. We all misshed you. "

"Did Sakura miss me?"

"Sakura? Oh yeah. She missed you. Went out with me though when Naru was out of da village with the pervert." He reached into the vest and pulled out a sake bottle. "Time for more pain med…Neji broke my ribs lasht week." He took a gulp and belched loudly. Sasuke grimaced. What an idiot. Bigger than Naruto at the present moment. Then Lee passed out on him. Bugger.

Dumbass.

Jeff and the ANBU squad departed the next morning. The trouble was, no one really knew exactly where the hideout was. Their method? Wander around and hope to be captured. Jeff personally thought it was the stupidest thing. But they were professionals. He was not so he would not question them. He shifted the heavy scroll on his back which contained his precious friends. The ret hadn't put up much of a fuss after Walter. Iruka had shown him how to get them out and he didn't really like the idea of drawing blood to get his puppets out of a scroll.

The small group diverted quickly to within the woods, leaving Jeff all alone. The plan had been to use him as bait, which was another idea he was not too fond of. Jeff suddenly stop as he look down at the ground. Tire tracks. He motioned at the surrounding ANBU quickly and they began following them. They came to a crater with four distinct places, about the size of a small car. They began following the trail the other way and came to a river.

"Well shit. Dead end." Jeff snarled.

"Not really. They are around here. Back to plan A." They quickly disappeared again.

"Hello? Achmed?" Jeff called nervously. His world suddenly went black. Dammit.

Excuse me?

"Pimp? What the hell?" Deidara snarled.

"Bitch, you are going to make me so much money to pay back those debts haha!" Sweet Daddy Dee strolled up and began examining him and then the women. "And you too. And you and you. Tch."

"Um, Sweet Daddy, I would not do that if I were you." Achmed stuck his head in.

"And why not? You're the one who's costing me all this so shut your damn mouth." Sweet Daddy snapped.

"Have it your way." Achmed shrugged as he walked out.

"Yeah, Now, you would go for about 50 dollas per viewing of yo freaky looks. And these lovely ladies will be perfect for assistants haha!" Sweet Daddy began talking to himself as he began poking the shell-shocked bomber and running over the maids with his greedy eyes.

"Deidara-sama, I'm scared." Fi whimpered. This seemed too much like what had happened after the bandits had dragged her and her siblings out of their hiding places during the attacks. Much too like it. The other maids were attempting to hide behind each other. They had been among the few children that lived from the attacks on the tiny farming village. They had taken the Village easily with no ninja to protect them. Then the Akatsuki had taken them off of the bandits' hands in exchange for the bandits' lives.

"Of course, I'll cut you in 20%. How's that sound eh?" Sweet Daddy Dee put on his best sales pitch face and stance.

"Hell no!" Deidara was finally able to speak. "Now get out of here yeah!"

"Oh come on! Hey! HEY! PUT ME THE HELL DOWN YA FREAK!" He yelled as the blonde picked him up. "YOU'LL BE CRAWLING BACK TO ME SOON! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? HEY HEY DON'T DO THAAAAAAAAAAT!" Sweet Daddy was pitched down the hallway and hit the floor and skidded, ripping his expensive custom suit in the process.

"And stay out!" Deidara slammed the door behind him.

Achmed laughed his ass off. "Shut the hell up! Whatthe-censor-goddamnfreakdidtomyclothes! TCH!"

"I'm more aerodynamic than you are!" Achmed laughed as he walked off.

Banned.

I have no choice Naruto. You've broken into this complex twice, you've shamed my family publicly. Now you attempt to steal away my daughter. You are banned from the premises." Hinata's father stated coldly.

"Father, please!" Hinata cried out.

"Enough. Inside. Neji is waiting to train." He snapped. "Now, do I need to escort you?" He turned back to Naruto.

"No sir." Naruto mumbled as he turned to slink off. Great, another bond broken. He could hear Hinata start to cry as she ran back inside. Stupid demon.

An hour later he sulked in the Ramen Stand. Teuchi and Ayame gazed at him with pity. Naruto absently stirred the ramen soup, but not really eating. Finally he gave up, paid and left. As he shuffled out he heard a tiny voice.

"Naruto-kun." His had snapped up to see Hinata.

"Hinata-chan! What are you doing?"

"He said you weren't allowed in, nothing about me coming to see you." She blushed hard.

The boy grinned ear to ear and glomped her. Hinata squeaked, but refused to faint.

"Lets go!" Naruto almost shouted as he proceeded to nearly drag her down the road into town.

Awwww….

Walter: Get me out of this damn thing!

Me: Only if you say the magic words. Then we'll let you out.

Walter: Review. There happy? Now get me out

Me: I will eventually.

Walter: You bitch!