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Shut up….

Sasuke woke to an empty apartment. There was a note left on the counter from Naruto saying he was out and there was food in the fridge. Suigetsu was lounging on a couch flipping through the channels on the tiny tv.

"Morning sunshine." Suigetsu called.

"Shut up. Where's Naruto?"

"Thought I was supposed to shut up?"

"Don't be a smartass." Sasuke shocked him with a tiny volt of electricity, causing him to give a yelp.

"Went training."

"Figures." Sasuke grumbled. He meandered over to the fridge which was empty except for some basic groceries such as eggs, butter and milk. The cupboards were full of instant ramen. Sasuke reluctantly took one of the cup noodles, filled it with water and stuck it in the microwave. "He won't be back for awhile."

A loud pounding came from the front door.

"Naruto!" Sakura called. "Naruto get up! I have some things to talk to you about! I hear you in there! Open up or I'll break your door again!"

Sasuke and Suigetsu looked at each other in panic. Suigetsu quickly turned to water and shot into a flowerpot.

"One…Two…THREE!" Sakura kicked the door in before Sasuke could decide what to do. They both stood there in shock.

"What are you doing here? HUH?" Sakura snarled. "Where's Naruto?"

"Dunno. Training?" Sasuke shrugged, trying to remain calm while searching for an exit. "He let me in and spend the night. Woke up to find him gone and there's nothing to eat except Ramen…"

"Shut up." Sakura's voice lowered dangerously.

"Excuse me?"

"Just shut up! You left us! You betrayed us! You deserted us for a creepy evil man! Just shut up!" Sakura screeched as she stomped her foot.

"Hey, now you shut up!"

"No!" Sakura stormed up to him and started screaming n his face. "I hate you so much for doing this to us! You slimy, son of a b-" She was cut off as Sasuke slammed his mouth against hers and the words died.

"Just shut up…" Sasuke thought.

ANBU Fail.

"How the HELL did we lose him?!" One screeched.

"I don't know! They just came from nowhere!" Three cowered.

"Both of you shut up! We need to find him!" Two snapped. The rest nodded in agreement.

"Well, I sense no chakra signatures."

"Your mom doesn't sense chakra signatures." Four muttered under his breath.

"Hey! What did I just say?"

"Dammit." Six sighed in exasperation. "I'm surrounded by idiots." He looked to the sky as if inspiration was a bird that would shit wisdom upon them.

"If you don't shut up, someone or something will hear you!"

"Well at this point, I don't give a flying-"

It was then the branch snapped under all their weight and dropped them into the river.

"You're kidding right?" Tobi asked dryly from their hiding spot.

"Is it even worth killing them?" Zetsu responded.

"Not if you have to think about it." Zetsu's other half responded.

"This is true." Tobi agreed. "They're not having a very good day, are they?"

"Nope."

"Nope." They both responded at the same time.

"This is kinda sad really." Tobi commented. "Can't we just put them out of their misery?"

"Nah. This is too good."

Plan? What Plan?

Jeff was attempting to remain calm. He didn't ask for this. This was some bizarre twist of fate. Besides, from the look of it, these people had no plan and intended to storm into a terrorist hideout. Not good. Then they intended for him to e a part of it. Even worse! This world was going to be the death of him, he knew it.

Then he remembered the puppets on his back. José couldn't do anything, Peanut was likely to get himself killed and it wasn't like Melvin or Bubba J would do any good. That left Walter. Hell, if he had a can of beans on him, he'd let him out and let him loose on the hide-out. It'd clear them out and force Achmed to come out. But he had no beans.

"Hey, you guys have any beans?" The group stopped and stared at him. "Nevermind then."

"We do, but why do you need them?" The leader asked confusedly.

"Just and idea." Jeff shrugged.

"Any idea at this point is good." One of the smaller guys voiced from the back.

"Shut up." The leader snapped without turning around.

"Yessir."

The Wooing of Konan

Achmed shuffled down the hall. Sasori had finally figured the Prius out and had been cruising around. Achmed had told him he looked gay and was nearly run over. Well, his time was faring better than Sweet Daddy Dee. He had been pursuing the blue haired woman much to her dismay. She had attacked him no less than 42 times for not leaving her alone in the past day and yet he still persisted. The maids were having a busy day cleaning everything up after Konan attacked. Yet Achmed couldn't help but feel amused by the situation.

The Akatsuki themselves were doing their absolute best to stay out of the way and in their rooms. They knew much better than to get in Konan's way when she was in a rampage. The maids and servants did not have the luxury. Already, three of the servants had a substantial amount of paper cuts from close calls while one of the maids had a broken leg from a piece of rubble that fell from the ceiling while cleaning up from the last attack. Pein was ignoring all of the complaints and had holed himself up in his office after barricading the door with a mixture of items. He had too much experience with her anger to even let there be a chance that she might come barging in. No, he was nice and safe-

BAM.

The shelf went flying along with the remains of the various seals that had been strategically placed around the door while the silhouette of an angry woman filled the door.

"Nagato." Konan hissed.

Ah shit.

Woohoo! Getting close to the end. I say this every chapter, but the end really is nearing my friends.

Walter: THANK GOD. Now review so I can go home dumbasses.