#6, rated T: Soldier, Scout.
"I'll tell you about a real hero," Soldier says, clapping a hand onto the Scout's shoulder, forcing him down. "Teddy Roosevelt, now, there was a man. He went to Cuba with a horse, bashed some skulls, didn't take shit from anybody. Even got shot and kept talking—"
"Look, I don't really care—"
"—for nearly an hour before he went to the hospital—"
"—about your stupid hero shit—"
"—and didn't give a damn. You should care about this! Men like him, they're what this country needs."
"Yeah, and you ain't ever gonna be one."