#7, rated M: Demoman.
Demoman stumbles into the base at two in the morning, barely finds his way to his room, and is met by a vision of loveliness. She lies in his bed, plump and pale and ready, turned to him and watching, watching, eyes half-shut with lust. He does not question the occurrence; instead, he crosses himself in a sloppy salute and tugs his clothes off, tripping over his pants. He crawls into the bed and embraces her, lips everywhere at once, pressing kisses to her soft skin. They sleep together.
In the morning, he realizes that it was only his pillow.
ALTERNATE ENDING 1:
In the morning, he realizes that it was the RED Spy.
ALTERNATE ENDING 2:
In the morning, the Scout finally takes his long wig off.
ALTERNATE ENDING 3:
In the morning, he sees that it was Jane. "Fuck yea."
ALTERNATE ENDING 4:
In the morning, he and Pyro share breakfast: Toast, eggs, bacon.
ALTERNATE ENDING 5:
In the morning, Engineer groans. "They were right about you Scots."
ALTERNATE ENDING 6:
In the morning, Medic hugs Heavy. "Ja, I do enjoy roleplay."
ALTERNATE ENDING 7:
In the morning, Saxton laughs. "I see that my disguise worked!"
ALTERNATE ENDING 8:
In the morning, the Loch Ness monster leaves his room silently.