#11, rated T: (Fem) Scout, (Fem) Sniper, (Fem) Demo, (Fem) Spy.
"All right, you bitches tell me where my hair dryer is, and I probably won't smash anybody's face the hell in."
The BLU Sniper and Demo look up, frowning. "What?"
"My hair dryer, girlie," Scout says to the Sniper, "where's it at? I know you didn't use it, your hair's all ratty, but somebody moved it and I need that for my hair so it can dry."
"No one knows, Scout," Demo says, sighing. "Besides, this happens weekly. You've just got a shite memory."
"Screw you." She flounces out, and the cloaked RED Spy has to bite back her laughter.